CT LVIII: Squat or sit?

Post #281 » by **Slava** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 11:15 pm

I just found out that all my medical forms I have been listed as white. No one even bothered asking me if I was. White people would need 2 weeks in a tanning salon to look like me.

tugs · Post #282 » by **tugs** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 11:23 pm

TyCobb wrote:So I went to Fantastic Sams to get my haircut... and they had a guy there. Just my luck he was next in line for the walk-in cuts so he attempts to cut my hair. He finishes and says how's it look.. (already frustrated from not having the hot latin women cut and wash my hair, which is why I go there, and the fact it's closer than any other place), I say yeah, it's... cool thanks. So I pay, head to my car, sit in there for a couple of minutes and decided, **** it.. I'm going back in there. He notices me walking back in and was like did you need something else so I tell him what I didn't like about it and he attempts to try it a second time. 8 minutes later, he asks.. how about now? So now I'm visibly frustrated that his second attempt didn't do anything, he gets the manager over and she shows him how it's done. Probably the most awkward I've felt, as I became 'that guy' who brings in the higher ups in order to get what I felt should have been done. I said sorry to the guy for what I thought was 'showing him up' but he said it was okay, then I said yeah, thanks.. cause I'm the one that has to wear it.

But all is well now. personalgrowth#

Brokeback Mountain sequel?

Slava wrote:I just found out that all my medical forms I have been listed as white. No one even bothered asking me if I was. White people would need 2 weeks in a tanning salon to look like me.

Are you as white as Stoya?

Wavy Q · Post #283 » by **Wavy Q** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 11:50 pm

speaking of how to ****

#0 4 life

Post #284 » by **TyCobb** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 12:52 am

#3 for life!

Post #285 » by **Kilroy** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 2:05 am

Wavy Q wrote:bowl cut

TyCobb wrote:That's what it looked like after his first attempt.

Stop lying... You got your hair like that to represent you're affiliation with the "Backward Poopers" social club...

Doormatt · Post #286 » by **Doormatt** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 2:36 am

Wavy Q wrote:speaking of how to ****

#0 4 life

tfw pooping guy is the same as tfw guy

EArl · Post #287 » by **EArl** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 2:40 am

Wavy Q wrote:Thats as close a pretty bitch will get to you anyway

#ultrarekt #itssupereffectiverekt #rektarfromrugrats #icameinlikearektingball

RIP Matt.

EArl · Post #288 » by **EArl** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 2:43 am

TyCobb wrote:3 on the sides, finger length on top. Hardly rocket science.

That sounds like a bowl cut lol.

When i get my haircut i just ask them to take an inch to inch and a half off. speaking of I need to cut my hair. Theres only one place which is back home in LA where I get my hair cut. Havent been back home since January. Been meaning to get back there.

Post #289 » by **TyCobb** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 3:09 am

You know what sounds like when you want a bowl cut? When you say, I want a bowl cut.

Sofa King · Post #290 » by **Sofa King** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 3:10 am

Slava wrote:I just found out that all my medical forms I have been listed as white. No one even bothered asking me if I was. White people would need 2 weeks in a tanning salon to look like me.

Well, then you shouldn't be going to Clipper games now.

Sofa King · Post #291 » by **Sofa King** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 3:19 am

TyCobb wrote:#3 for life!

Doormatt · Post #292 » by **Doormatt** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 3:23 am

**** lol that is a funny gif

Post #293 » by **TyCobb** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 3:53 am

Seent it. They play that all the time on Intentional Talk.

Up to a new career high for most And 1's for a single post; 63.

Life is good.

EArl · Post #294 » by **EArl** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 3:57 am

TyCobb wrote:Seent it. They play that all the time on Intentional Talk.

Up to a new career high for most And 1's for a single post; 63.

Life is good.

I think the most ive gotten is in the 20s. I should start creeping on the GB for the first post.

tugs · Post #295 » by **tugs** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 4:32 am

Sofa King wrote:
TyCobb wrote:#3 for life!

"Gotta nail this pitch."

"Oh someone fell? Could be dead."

"..."

"Gotta nail this pitch."

dat focus.

tugs · Post #296 » by **tugs** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 5:40 am

1. Jetset - 2. (insert name here) - 3. all of us except EArl

nah. jk EArl.

ak7 · Post #297 » by **ak7** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:21 pm

on the subject of haircuts... asked for a medium fade, skin to a 2.. i walked out of there with a high fade/partial mohawk looking thing

no do overs for me, i have to wait a week now... **** stupid.

**** military base hair cut...peopl...retards

Post #298 » by **Slava** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:35 pm

I do something similar to that, 2 on top, high fade, 1 elsewhere. I used to keep my hair long when it used to be thick and good.

In other news got contacts today. Took like 30 mins to put it in and **** feels weird. Luckily my prescription strength got reduced in both eyes.

Doormatt · Post #299 » by **Doormatt** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 9:07 pm

I got new glasses from Costco, didn't know I had to get a seperate prescription for contacts. Thinking about going back to get em, need contacts to play ball.

Post #300 » by **Slava** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 9:21 pm

Doormatt wrote:I got new glasses from Costco, didn't know I had to get a seperate prescription for contacts. Thinking about going back to get em, need contacts to play ball.

Yeah I went in on Saturday hoping to get contacts with my existing prescription but they asked me to visit the optometrist today. New lens, year's supply of contacts altogether cost me $400 despite insurance. I should probably have shopped more to get better price.