OT:Have you ever experienced a prostitute?

[DrKnick]

Friend Zone.

[Greenie]

And the successful people who can't find love are generally the insufferable arrivistes who love to mention the price tag of every shiny new thing they purchase. Nothing upsets me more than when some "just got the job" junior says "Nice suit, how much did it cost?"

in other news I have stopped believing Greenie is an actual human being. I believe she is Claire Huxtable.

she's my hero

Of course she is. So is 6'7 Shaka Zulu no longer around?

His dinner is in the oven.

[Greenie]

Actually all the girls I have lined up as potential wifey don't ask about my past. Either way Ima just lie and act like I didn't smash a whole bunch of chicks. Who gloats about that, that's disgusting.

But they do love to have their little comment like yea like if I say something they'll say " yea like when you were a hoe" I just laugh it off and change the subject.

Greenie you better stop before I bag you the next time you in the supermarket. Single or not I Kidd I kidd

Lies come light sweetheart. Women talk...LOUD. That's what happened to dude who lied. Lied to me about it, I found out later and he got a pink slip.

So they say but I've never had anything backfire on me. I don't even mess around with the messy type of chicks. The only girls I even have conversations with an actually know stuff about me are the potential wifeys. And I know they have no connections because 1 is from NY, 1 is from Cali, one is ATL. Eventually I'll choose one and we'll live happily ever after and I won't cheat either. I'll be a good boy.

You have issues

[Greenie]

From what I gather, Greenie just wants a pretty face who can put a home together. Is that too much to ask for in life?

Nah. I just want a dude that hasn't been with 20 women in his 27 years.
Edit: I'm actually domestic. Right now I'm washing clothes and dinner has been made the kitchen has been cleaned too. I paid the lawn guy earlier, went to get my truck washed then filled the tank up.

By you? Maybe I should have specified that he needs to be able to make a decent pot roast as well.

And the successful people who can't find love are generally the insufferable arrivistes who love to mention the price tag of every shiny new thing they purchase. Nothing upsets me more than when some "just got the job" junior says "Nice suit, how much did it cost?"

Add it to your sig list? Edit - I see you already have!

I cook and clean myself. Dude can help too though.

[myzticle]

Yes. Its my hobby. I get a rush from it.

Yon wont know until you try one.

http://toronto.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts

[Indomitable]

Does plastic prostitutes qualify? If so, ask Nyk_Fatboy.

Seriously though, not worth it. Honestly, whatever $60-$100+ for a shot at getting a disease vs. $0.99 for a travel sized bottle of jurgens and free porn?

Personality and a bottle of tequila works to

[mrcalzone]

So you're only schemin' for the semen? Nice.

And now Clyde enters the thread.

[ATTL]

The closest I came to experiencing a prostitute was paying a girl to cuddle with me for a few hours. We agreed that she would say "I love you" but she couldn't bring herself to say it.
Overall it was a positive experience.

[prophet_of_rage]

I just realised Greenie 20 girls by 27 is a lot? Assuming you lose your virginity at 16. It's an average of 2 girls a year. You're telling me SHaka Zulu at 6'7 athletic and intelligent is also chaste like that?

Now I'm wondering If you aren't Michelle Obama.

[ITGM]

The closest I came to experiencing a prostitute was paying a girl to cuddle with me for a few hours. We agreed that she would say "I love you" but she couldn't bring herself to say it.
Overall it was a positive experience.

[GettinitDone]

Watch "We Bought A Zoo".

Use the quotes by Benjamin Mee (Matt Damon):

"Why would an amazing woman like you even talk to someone like me?"

"You know, sometimes all you need is twenty seconds of insane courage. Just literally twenty seconds of just embarrassing bravery. And I promise you, something great will come of it."


And never have to go with prostitutes again.

I just tried them with most beautiful girl who I really like...

she already has a boyfriend!



Well I gotta keep using em quotes...

[Fran Vasquez]

im from spain and that chart has to be wrong, there is no way france is so low on that list NO WAY, uk numbers are strange too, i beleive the numbres for australia because they have easy access to cangaroos and dropbears, but one thing is for sho, there is no way in hell those italians go to the putas more than men in spain, theres even websites with FREAKING GPS LOCATION for whores in spain, (im not even kidding) so people can go straight to the poon entrance

personally ive never been but thats just because there has to be some kind of balance in the force and im allergic to ladillas

[spree2kawhi]

Dude spending $1000 for a women likely has the money to blow and is likely not smelly. Think about lawyers, doctors, and business men. And from my experience, women are turned on by dude's with money regardless of their looks. In fact, i can name quite a few who've married or slept their way into money with some very unattractive men. Women are attracted and seduced by men with lots of money. Try again.

Is that your image of women? and are you saying a fat rich man's dick smells like flowers after a night out. you're not makin any sense...

No you're the one equating that anyone with money and the desire to go see a prostitute must be a fat guy who's smelly, when in fact the exact opposite may be the case. Could very well have some celebrity, hedge fund manager, surgeon, politician, athlete, or balling ass attorney who's a very desired bachelor who's hot and rich. He may just need a companion who's not going to make things difficult for him in the long run.

Also, when you're a $1000 an hour prostitute, I think you call the shots at that point. You can decide who, when, and where you want to bang. Pretty sure a high priced escort is making more than your average Joe's annually and can be just as picky when selecting customers. Most of the high priced one's work independently, will screen potential customers, and filter out any unsavory customers. Obviously you don't know how the high end escort service works, but are basing your knowledge on the low level street game you may have seen on tv.

And in conclusion, the high end escort is not forced to work against her will. At that rate and working independently she chose that line of profession. If you feel pity and sadness over that, then you must be very judgemental.

No I'm certainly not doing that. go back and read my two posts from a few pages earlier, I was just pointing out the other side of prostitution which is a girl that doesn't choose but is chosen and then being fücked. No matter the dude's wallet. To me prostitution is the easiest way out of a man's personal ego struggle, it's egoistic and cheap - no matter the price. All outta angst.

Hell, I smell after work and after a night out, surgeons do, lawyers do, dude, that's not even what I was all about, go back a few pages reread. It also doesn't matter if they have rich customers or whatever, it's that guys are afraid enough or lazy enough to buy a woman that would usually not choose to be with them. how weak is that?!?

[spree2kawhi]

Watch "We Bought A Zoo".

Use the quotes by Benjamin Mee (Matt Damon):

"Why would an amazing woman like you even talk to someone like me?"

"You know, sometimes all you need is twenty seconds of insane courage. Just literally twenty seconds of just embarrassing bravery. And I promise you, something great will come of it."


And never have to go with prostitutes again.

I just tried them with most beautiful girl who I really like...

she already has a boyfriend!



Well I gotta keep using em quotes...

[Greenie]

I just realised Greenie 20 girls by 27 is a lot? Assuming you lose your virginity at 16. It's an average of 2 girls a year. You're telling me SHaka Zulu at 6'7 athletic and intelligent is also chaste like that?

Now I'm wondering If you aren't Michelle Obama.

What?

I'm so confused.

[prophet_of_rage]

I just realised Greenie 20 girls by 27 is a lot? Assuming you lose your virginity at 16. It's an average of 2 girls a year. You're telling me SHaka Zulu at 6'7 athletic and intelligent is also chaste like that?

Now I'm wondering If you aren't Michelle Obama.

What?

I'm so confused.

You said you didn't want some guy who has been with 20 girls by age 27. But isn't your boyfriend some 6'7 smart and fairly athletic guy? Is he really also that selective about partners? Is your world really that soap opera perfect?

Given that most people lose their virginity around 16 in the States and if someone goes to college or plays on a sports team there is likely more access to girls, to get to 20 girls by 27 is really only 2 partners a year. That's not a lot.