2/14/2018 GT: Wizards @ Knicks 7pm MSG St Valentine's Day Massacre

Jalen Bluntson · Post #21 » by **Jalen Bluntson** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:18 pm

TheGreenArrow wrote:
HEZI wrote:
TheGreenArrow wrote:
ON THE ROAD TO BABY TO 23-59!!!!!!!!

Life is a highway and I wanna ride it to 23-59!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spree2Houston · Post #22 » by **Spree2Houston** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:22 pm

I think this year we may potentially see a 5-6 way tie for the worst record. We probably won't be able to surpass all these teams but we could potentially tie them in the loss column. From there we just need to hope the basketball gods will be watching over us and aid us with all tie-breaking scenarios that will go down

TheGreenArrow · Post #23 » by **TheGreenArrow** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:26 pm

Are We Ther Yet wrote:
TheGreenArrow wrote:
HEZI wrote:

Life is a highway and I wanna ride it to 23-59!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jalen Bluntson · Post #24 » by **Jalen Bluntson** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:30 pm

Ok Jeff...starting 5

Jack Timmy MFLFT Beasley Kyle

30 mpg each.

El Poochio · Post #25 » by **El Poochio** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:54 pm

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY KNICKS FANS!!!!!

Iron Mantis · Post #26 » by **Iron Mantis** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:28 pm

Thread title is amazing

DaGawd · Post #27 » by **DaGawd** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:16 pm

Its crazy that we only have 23 wins yet it feels like we've won waaaaay to many games for tank purposes :lol:

thebuzzardman · Post #28 » by **thebuzzardman** » Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:25 am

Excellent title

thebuzzardman · Post #29 » by **thebuzzardman** » Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:26 am

dakomish23 wrote:That was a beautiful opening post

Those GIFs

The Synchronized Tanking one is particularly nice

TheGreenArrow · Post #30 » by **TheGreenArrow** » Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:38 am

DaGawd wrote:Its crazy that we only have 23 wins yet it feels like we've won waaaaay to many games for tank purposes

**** is crazy many. Any other year we definetly would have a top 3 pick at this point.

thebuzzardman · Post #31 » by **thebuzzardman** » Wed Feb 14, 2018 3:35 am

Maybe THJr can guide us to another useless win here.

KNicks would have been so much better off signing Holiday for two years 5 million per. They'd have among the worst records in the league and 13 million more in cap space.

Adelheid · Post #32 » by **Adelheid** » Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:04 am

TheGreenArrow wrote:
DaGawd wrote:Its crazy that we only have 23 wins yet it feels like we've won waaaaay to many games for tank purposes

**** is crazy many. Any other year we definetly would have a top 3 pick at this point.

KP exploded at the start of the season. Assume that didnt happen and we would be leading the tank standings.

seren · Post #33 » by **seren** » Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:05 am

thebuzzardman wrote:Maybe THJr can guide us to another useless win here.

KNicks would have been so much better off signing Holiday for two years 5 million per. They'd have among the worst records in the league and 13 million more in cap space.

Wow. Just looked at Holiday's numbers. Pretty much the same except much more efficient than Hardaway. Can't believe we have to watch Hardaway chucking three more years and clog the cap while doing that.

Phish Tank · Post #34 » by **Phish Tank** » Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:14 am

Mecca wrote:Jennings out of the league at 28 is crazy. He was just as good as Jack is this year which isn't saying much. Crazy he's out the league so young.

The Achilles injury really ruined him for good and has kinda made him into a terrible jump shooting PG. He also can’t keep his mouth shut on social media

Sent from a ntillmatic state of mind (or my phone)

Context · Post #35 » by **Context** » Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:23 am

Phish Tank wrote:St Valentine's Day Massacre

Knicks Lineup (subject to change depending on direction of tank):

Wiz Lineup (no gifs):

Polish Hammer
Otto Porter
Oubre
Beal
Satoransky

Tanks a make her dance. (BTW I get first dibs on the PG thread after this majestic loss)

absolute-comedic- brilliance :lol:

TKKnicks1 · Post #36 » by **TKKnicks1** » Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:28 am

Frank going for his first career triple double and Knicks lose by 25. Epic night in the making.

Post #37 » by **Capn'O** » Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:28 am

Trap game

Dr. Detfink · Post #38 » by **Dr. Detfink** » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:41 am

John Wall being a whiny girl and having to clear the air with Gortat, makes me think this guy is going to force a trade in the off seasons especially since the Wizards failed to get Durant.

Seems clear, Jeff is going to roll out the Vets while sodomizing Noah in a gimp suit on Gal-lentine’s Day.

Tim Hardaway Jr shoots 6 for 20, 1/8 from downtown.

Mudiay will have a stat line that looks nice on paper but in reality didn’t engage anyone in a losing cause.

KnicksGadfly · Post #39 » by **KnicksGadfly** » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:54 am

Dr. Detfink wrote:John Wall being a whiny girl and having to clear the air with Gortat, makes me think this guy is going to force a trade in the off seasons especially since the Wizards failed to get Durant.

Seems clear, Jeff is going to roll out the Vets while sodomizing Noah in a gimp suit on Gal-lentine’s Day.

Tim Hardaway Jr shoots 6 for 20, 1/8 from downtown.

Mudiay will have a stat line that looks nice on paper but in reality didn’t engage anyone in a losing cause.

He might try but not sure who wants to pay that much money for a PG who relies a lot on athleticism

Bklyn&company · Post #40 » by **Bklyn&company** » Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:15 am

Just Lose....