thebuzzardman wrote:I was waiting for the Knicks to draft a super annoying white scrub.
Travis Knight - nah
Baker? Too nice, wrote a kids book
Mario? Not drafted, but potential
Kornet - low key hated, but lacks true in the face aggressiveness
Assorted Euros - none of them possessing true American white boy d*ckishness
Chris Dudley - priviledged, arrogant, a real d*ck. Willing to foul anyone anytime. Last true player of this ilk. Loses points for being paid like real starter
This Brazzers fellow? Real potential as super annoying to the entire league white role player.
Chance for some Austin Croshere, Danny Ferry, Scott Skiles "greatness" (Skiles was actually good).
I know I'm missing someone. There was someone who looked even more like a HS janitor than Skiles.
Can't forget Tyler Hansbrough, Scot Pollard, Tom Tolbert and Jud Beuchler, not to mention our own Pat Cummings and Bob Thornton -- there's a long and rich tradition.
Brian Cardinal literally has "The Janitor" and "The Custodian" listed as nicknames on his basketball reference page.
The Celtics used to always have one of these guys, from Rick Robey to Eric Fernsten to Greg Kite. The Sixers version was Steve Mix.
Just because it happened to you, doesn't make it interesting.
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