Toronto ceremony details leaked, by Trent at Dundas Canadian Tire, feature banner, gifts, former Celtic player.

[Celtics_History_Lesson]

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New secondary team logo






Special merchandise







Special guests






Gift for English-speaking season ticket holders









Gift for other season ticket holders







[*]


As mandated by Canadian law, two hours of the ceremony will be for Vitrification.







Ontario park renamed





Pieces from the recently demolished CN Tower configured into sculpture for outside the arena.





Online-only merchandise.







Logo for season 2019-20.






Very special guest appearance.






Lottery prize.



*Prize not transferable.




Season sponsors.

[Celtics_History_Lesson]

Ottawa is now sending their newest, and most heavily-armed, naval vessel.

[itrsteve]

Dude you’re a maniac.

[timpiker]

The best on the internet - thanks as always.

[OldCeltics]

This is by far your best!!!!

F**K Toronto. They didn't deserve that championship. Half of Warriors were injured or semi-injured.

[chakdaddy]

Ah, let em enjoy the weird story of winning and kawhi leonard. Shane come back!

[Taget]

I laughed but honestly.. they won the damn championship. Can't rag on them for that. I'm happy for them and glad they overcame years of futility.

[djsunyc]

hey did you know that since the raptors franchise was created, the celtics and the raptors are tied with 1 championship a piece?

how's that for a history lesson?

[CeltsfanSinceBirth]

hey did you know that since the raptors franchise was created, the celtics and the raptors are tied with 1 championship a piece?

how's that for a history lesson?

Congrats on the title, for real........, but your post.....



Imagine the happiness you felt in June. Now multiply that many times over.......that's what most of the posters on this board have gone through. Stick to trolling the Hornets and Grizzlies boards if you're gonna boast about your lone title.

[djsunyc]

hey did you know that since the raptors franchise was created, the celtics and the raptors are tied with 1 championship a piece?

how's that for a history lesson?

Congrats on the title, for real........, but your post.....



Imagine the happiness you felt in June. Now multiply that many times over.......that's what most of the posters on this board have gone through. Stick to trolling the Hornets and Grizzlies boards if you're gonna boast about your lone title.

boast? look at the thread i posted in and the response. did i create a thread boasting about the title? do i post incessantly about the championship? the answer to that is no. but when someone creates an absolutely idiotic thread then it deserves the response it gets.

[Feed Your Head]

hey did you know that since the raptors franchise was created, the celtics and the raptors are tied with 1 championship a piece?

how's that for a history lesson?

Congrats on the title, for real........, but your post.....



Imagine the happiness you felt in June. Now multiply that many times over.......that's what most of the posters on this board have gone through. Stick to trolling the Hornets and Grizzlies boards if you're gonna boast about your lone title.

boast? look at the thread i posted in and the response. did i create a thread boasting about the title? do i post incessantly about the championship? the answer to that is no. but when someone creates an absolutely idiotic thread then it deserves the response it gets.

Come the hell on, even if you arent familiar with this board (which you are), It's pretty freakin' obvious that almost all of CHL's threads are satires.

Be better.

[CeltsfanSinceBirth]

hey did you know that since the raptors franchise was created, the celtics and the raptors are tied with 1 championship a piece?

how's that for a history lesson?

Congrats on the title, for real........, but your post.....



Imagine the happiness you felt in June. Now multiply that many times over.......that's what most of the posters on this board have gone through. Stick to trolling the Hornets and Grizzlies boards if you're gonna boast about your lone title.

boast? look at the thread i posted in and the response. did i create a thread boasting about the title? do i post incessantly about the championship? the answer to that is no. but when someone creates an absolutely idiotic thread then it deserves the response it gets.

Lol at getting offended by CHL's satire and calling it idotic. You do know that 95% of CHL's posts are satirical right? You lurk our board enough that you should know this by now. Do you email CBC and tell them how awful This Hour Has 22 Minutes is? Are you outraged when you watch the Beaverton? Do you organize boycotts against theonion.com for their faulty reporting?

[djsunyc]

if it was meant as a joke then my apologies. i have no idea who the poster is nor do i follow his posts.

[Feed Your Head]

if it was meant as a joke then my apologies. i have no idea who the poster is nor do i follow his posts.

Anytime you see him post, just look at it as a joke lol.

[Dino_GTI]

Celtic fans are pure trash - no asterisk

[right between the eyes]

New low Celtics fans ... injuries are a part of the game ...the Warriors won with kyrie and love out..did that have an asterisk? Smh

[Bad-Thoma]

Honestly I didn't feel like this was one of CHL's better works but now that I'm seeing angry Raps fans posting on our board I really have to tip my hat to him. Well played sir, well played.

[Tatumfor2]

Those ships should be sinking...