buckbeer wrote:Australia has lots of sheep and cows, that's pretty much the animals I see on the road.
Always wondered the origin of the phrase "Look at all these sheep ****." Now I know it's because Australians just raw dog sheep all day.
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buckbeer wrote:Australia has lots of sheep and cows, that's pretty much the animals I see on the road.
stellation wrote:What's the difference between Gery Woelful and this glass of mineral water? The mineral water actually has a source."
I Hate Manure wrote:We look to be awful next season without Beasley.
bizarro wrote:stellation wrote:AussieBuck wrote:SLANDER!!
I can no longer handle the day after drinking but I can still put in a decent session. Also I'm not silly enough to **** with the drop bears, did try to pick up an Eastern brown snake once though, which I reckon I've talked about here at least once.
https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/topics/science-environment/2012/07/australias-10-most-dangerous-snakes/
For anyone wondering- whilst Australians absolutely will try to egg on their friends to pick up an Eastern brown, we do still think they're a **** idiot if they try to.
Jesus. That's intimidating as hell. So many of those first 5 or 6 snakes looked exactly the same to the commoners' eye. How common is it to stumble upon these bastards?
emunney wrote:
We need a man shaped like a chicken nugget with the shot selection of a 21st birthday party.
GHOSTofSIKMA wrote:
if you combined jabari parker, royal ivey, a shrimp and a ball sack youd have javon carter
stellation wrote:What's the difference between Gery Woelful and this glass of mineral water? The mineral water actually has a source."
I Hate Manure wrote:We look to be awful next season without Beasley.
trwi7 wrote:Oh yeah? We also have poisonous snakes in Wisconsin and also super dingoes.
emunney wrote:
We need a man shaped like a chicken nugget with the shot selection of a 21st birthday party.
GHOSTofSIKMA wrote:
if you combined jabari parker, royal ivey, a shrimp and a ball sack youd have javon carter
trwi7 wrote:Will be practicing my best Australian accent for tomorrow.
"Hey ya wankers. I graduated from Aranmore back in 2010 and lost me yearbook. Is there any way you didgeridoos can send anotha yearbook me way?"
Jez2983 wrote:A very large number of snake deaths seem to involve the bitten person feeling a need to retrieve the snake and take it with them. They either get bitten again or allow time for the venom to spread.
Very Darwinian.
bizarro wrote:stellation wrote:bizarro wrote:
Jesus. That's intimidating as hell. So many of those first 5 or 6 snakes looked exactly the same to the commoners' eye. How common is it to stumble upon these bastards?
From that list I've had Eastern brown, copperhead and red bellies around our place in the 6 years we've been here (we do have a fair bit of bushland around us). I'd say we've probably averaged about 2 encounters each summer- that's not counting the instances where it's clearly the same snake we've seen recently who just isn't moving on.
When you say encounters do you mean: Honey, there's that snake over there. See him he's lying down and he's completely unawares.
OR
Holy **** there's that snake and we just stumbled onto it head on.
Jez2983 wrote:Only just saw all you turds laying into SA. Having lived in this side of the country for about 6 months it's too hot and there's too many of you.
Feel free to continue not going to SA though. Quite happy for people to not realise how good it is.
stellation wrote:Jez2983 wrote:Only just saw all you turds laying into SA. Having lived in this side of the country for about 6 months it's too hot and there's too many of you.
Feel free to continue not going to SA though. Quite happy for people to not realise how good it is.
Party on, Jez.
trwi7 wrote:Will be practicing my best Australian accent for tomorrow.
"Hey ya wankers. I graduated from Aranmore back in 2010 and lost me yearbook. Is there any way you didgeridoos can send anotha yearbook me way?"
chile wrote:Starting to actually plan this trip now. I have heard good things about Port Douglas but I am thinking I don't want to rent a car. Do I really need to head up there? Or is Cairns still ok if I take the ferry to Green Island or Fitzroy for beaches? I figure time spent on the beaches there plus day trips for the GBR and Kuranda/Barron Falls would cover my bases. Is there a ferry that runs to these islands? I see there are tours to these islands but I think a cheap ferry there is good enough for hanging on the beach and snorkeling off shore. Then do a day tour to a more remote area for the GBR. Am I missing anything else for the area?
Unrelated to Australia, flights out of Milwaukee to Paris around January 24th are 600 bucks. 1 short layover in both directions.
trwi7 wrote:Will be practicing my best Australian accent for tomorrow.
"Hey ya wankers. I graduated from Aranmore back in 2010 and lost me yearbook. Is there any way you didgeridoos can send anotha yearbook me way?"
chile wrote:Starting to actually plan this trip now. I have heard good things about Port Douglas but I am thinking I don't want to rent a car. Do I really need to head up there? Or is Cairns still ok if I take the ferry to Green Island or Fitzroy for beaches? I figure time spent on the beaches there plus day trips for the GBR and Kuranda/Barron Falls would cover my bases. Is there a ferry that runs to these islands? I see there are tours to these islands but I think a cheap ferry there is good enough for hanging on the beach and snorkeling off shore. Then do a day tour to a more remote area for the GBR. Am I missing anything else for the area?
Unrelated to Australia, flights out of Milwaukee to Paris around January 24th are 600 bucks. 1 short layover in both directions.
MilBucksBackOnTop06 wrote:Mark my words....Gooden will be this year's teams MVP. Watch and see.....
Plossum wrote:Port Douglas is hot and humid as ****. Beware.
stellation wrote:Plossum wrote:Port Douglas is hot and humid as ****. Beware.
Yep, also need to give a clear warning (and I cannot stress this enough): Port Douglas is in **** QUEENSLAND! BEWARE!
MilBucksBackOnTop06 wrote:Mark my words....Gooden will be this year's teams MVP. Watch and see.....
brettski wrote:stellation wrote:Plossum wrote:Port Douglas is hot and humid as ****. Beware.
Yep, also need to give a clear warning (and I cannot stress this enough): Port Douglas is in **** QUEENSLAND! BEWARE!
Harsh
stellation wrote:brettski wrote:stellation wrote:Yep, also need to give a clear warning (and I cannot stress this enough): Port Douglas is in **** QUEENSLAND! BEWARE!
Harsh
Fellas, I need to give a clear warning (and I cannot stress this enough): brettski is a **** QUEENSLANDER! BEWARE!
MilBucksBackOnTop06 wrote:Mark my words....Gooden will be this year's teams MVP. Watch and see.....
brettski wrote:stellation wrote:brettski wrote:
Harsh
Fellas, I need to give a clear warning (and I cannot stress this enough): brettski is a **** QUEENSLANDER! BEWARE!
Born in NSW but moved to QLD for Uni at 18. Do with that information what you will!