HarthorneWingo wrote:RHODEY wrote:Remember this one?
So, what's the name of the male version of a Karen? Because I have to deal with these azz hole mofos who come off of their property to confront me when, while walking my dog in the neighborhood, my dog (a 90 lb. Great Pyrenees mix) is walking on and sniffing that patch of grass in front of people's homes between the sidewalk and the curb (here in suburbia). They'll tell me to get my dog off of "their" lawn. Then I tell then that it's not their lawn because it's "public property." Then they say "But I have to maintain it!" "But there are no signs saying to keep dogs off and my taxes pay for that property, etc."
I've now come to conclude each of these little exchanges with "If you come out of your house to confront me like this again, I'll knock your faking teeth down your throat."

EDIT: But I don't condone violence! It's just that these guys catch me off guard when I'm all relaxed walking "Phoebe" and listening to my music and just forgetting about life. But now I feel like I'm living in some kind of video game where you never know when you're going to get attacked by the enemy. Definitely not relaxing. So now I have to choose a path where I have to avoid walking on certain block if I want to avoid these "Bobs." Bobs? Karens?
Hm, I wonder the same thing. I know the millennial douchebag, partier is called Chad. But what's the male equivalent to Karen.
Bob is okay, but I think there's a better one.
I've been trying my hand at standup, and my go-to is Larry. But I usually use that name to describe an overly excited person who is into boring/stupid things.
But I also like Larry David and CYE.
One of my favorite all time bits, by one of my favorite all time comedians.
Love this bit, especially because he actually references my name as one of the "goofy ****" ones. It's like he wrote the joke for me
