2016 Scavenger Hunt Draft - ESAL/Gatz wins

Post #181 » by **fatlever** » Fri Jul 22, 2016 2:48 pm

Coolio, go ahead and pick if you are ready.

Post #182 » by **Diop** » Fri Jul 22, 2016 2:51 pm

Flip Murray wrote:
fatlever wrote:I sent JMAC a PM about his pick. We'll give him until the morning to jump in and make a pick. If he hasn't picked by 10AM EST, then go ahead and skip his pick. He can make his pick when he logs on. If we don't hear anything from him in a few days, then we'll just go with 10 people. Hopefully he makes it soon.

what if he's just been holed up in a library somewhere research his picks for the last 5 days? Going through microforms of old newspaper sports pages from like 1964.

I heard he was stuck in front of public toilet still trying to decide which one he is allowed into!

amcoolio · Post #183 » by **amcoolio** » Fri Jul 22, 2016 4:04 pm

I will take 2007-2008 Kobe Bryant for my Stone Hands pick. In that year Kobe averaged 28.3/6.3/5.4, was named NBA MVP, and averaged an astonishing 30 ppg in the playoffs all the way to the Finals before falling to the Celtics.

Flip Murray · Post #184 » by **Flip Murray** » Fri Jul 22, 2016 4:47 pm

Was there a stop shooting Kobe from 2008?

EwingSweatsALot · Post #185 » by **EwingSweatsALot** » Fri Jul 22, 2016 4:50 pm

Flip Murray wrote:Was there a stop shooting Kobe from 2008?

No the 11-12 season.

Flip Murray · Post #186 » by **Flip Murray** » Fri Jul 22, 2016 4:51 pm

EwingSweatsALot wrote:
Flip Murray wrote:Was there a stop shooting Kobe from 2008?

No the 11-12 season.

Just don't pick my guy

Post #187 » by **Diop** » Fri Jul 22, 2016 4:53 pm

Flip Murray wrote:
EwingSweatsALot wrote:
Flip Murray wrote:Was there a stop shooting Kobe from 2008?

No the 11-12 season.

Just don't pick my guy

I will leave Jeremy Lamb just for you

Post #188 » by **fatlever** » Fri Jul 22, 2016 5:19 pm

Round 1
1. Ian - Michael Jordan - All NBA
2. Diop - Larry Bird - Hoosier
3. Fats - Magic Johnson - Stone Hands
4. YB - Lebron James - All NBA
5. Lamar - Hakeem Olajuwon - Stone Hands
6. Flip - Steve Nash - Closer
7. Jmac - skipped
8. Coolio - Kobe Bryant - Stone Hands
9. ESAL
10. Gatz
11. BtG

Round 2
1. Btg
2. Gatz
3. ESAL
4. Coolio
5. Jmac
6. Flip
7. Lamar
8. YB
9. Fats
10. Diop
11. Ian

Flip Murray · Post #189 » by **Flip Murray** » Fri Jul 22, 2016 6:01 pm

Esal was just here

EwingSweatsALot · Post #190 » by **EwingSweatsALot** » Fri Jul 22, 2016 6:25 pm

"________ was jacked as f*** and he didn't f*** with no lames" - Reddit user BuurDown

David Robinson, 1993-94, Southpaw

I'm taking the guy with shoulders sculpted from stone by Michaelangelo. A man with a beautiful flat top and fluffy mustache. A freak athlete that could rim run, protect the paint, and step out and hit a jumper while beating his man off the dribble.

I get it, the Olajuwon WCFs. I know. But that's not this year. This is the year where his Win Share Total reached 20. Only Jordan and LeBron had better years that could be drafted than Robinson.

He averaged a cool 29.8/10.7/4.8/3.3/1.7 and also shot 34.5% from three on a small sample size. It's the same year he dropped 72 In a game and had a quadruple double. He's Dwight Howard if Dwight Howard had a post game, took 4000 gallons of horse steroids and didn't fondle 16 year old girls in hotel rooms in his practice jersey.

I like a guy down low that can alter shots in the paint and switch on defense. Just a freak defender is what I like about my center. But the offensive skills are a bonus. Hopefully I can surround this guy with more talent than SAS did in his early years so he can flourish even more.

Hes one of the most underrated players in the history of the league. And all because of a handful of games. I'll take him and just let him wreak havoc.

LOOK AT THE STACHE

LOOK AT TH SHOULDERS

Post #191 » by **yosemiteben** » Fri Jul 22, 2016 6:26 pm

Dangit, I was hoping the Admiral would fall.

EwingSweatsALot · Post #192 » by **EwingSweatsALot** » Fri Jul 22, 2016 6:27 pm

Sorry for the delay. I saw Coolios wonderful pick while I was in the pisser at a work lunch. Didn't have time to post mine.

Also this draft has worked out how I wanted so far for the team I wanted to build. But now I've got to wait four more picks to hopefully pick the guy I'm really desperatly wanting and thought I could get back to back.

I beg of you. Please don't take my guy!

Flip Murray · Post #193 » by **Flip Murray** » Fri Jul 22, 2016 6:33 pm

EwingSweatsALot wrote:
He averaged a cool 29.8/10.7/4.8/3.3/1.7 and also shot 34.5% from three on a small sample size. It's the same year he dropped 72 In a game and had a quadruple double. He's Dwight Howard if Dwight Howard had a post game, took 4000 gallons of horse steroids and didn't fondle 16 year old girls in hotel rooms in his practice jersey.

my god...

Post #194 » by **fatlever** » Fri Jul 22, 2016 7:03 pm

It was a pipe dream thinking I could land Robinson to pair with Magic on the fast break.

Post #195 » by **fatlever** » Fri Jul 22, 2016 7:04 pm

Round 1
1. Ian - Michael Jordan - All NBA
2. Diop - Larry Bird - Hoosier
3. Fats - Magic Johnson - Stone Hands
4. YB - Lebron James - All NBA
5. Lamar - Hakeem Olajuwon - Stone Hands
6. Flip - Steve Nash - Closer
7. Jmac - skipped
8. Coolio - Kobe Bryant - Stone Hands
9. ESAL - David Robinson - Southpaw
10. Gatz
11. BtG

Round 2
1. Btg
2. Gatz
3. ESAL
4. Coolio
5. Jmac
6. Flip
7. Lamar
8. YB
9. Fats
10. Diop
11. Ian

Flip Murray · Post #196 » by **Flip Murray** » Fri Jul 22, 2016 7:16 pm

btw is USADA going to come into play here? Because I would like to file a complaint against ESAL's team in some manner.

Braggins · Post #197 » by **Braggins** » Fri Jul 22, 2016 7:20 pm

I should have got in on this. I still don't know whats going on but it looks fun.

Edit: If the cap is 12 can I join?

Flip Murray · Post #198 » by **Flip Murray** » Fri Jul 22, 2016 7:27 pm

Braggins wrote:I should have got in on this. I still don't know whats going on but it looks fun.

Edit: If the cap is 12 can I join?

Don't let him in. Just another person to snipe my next pick.

Braggins · Post #199 » by **Braggins** » Fri Jul 22, 2016 7:28 pm

Flip Murray wrote:
Braggins wrote:I should have got in on this. I still don't know whats going on but it looks fun.

Edit: If the cap is 12 can I join?

Don't let him in. Just another person to snipe my next pick.

My picks are bout to be off tha chain.

EwingSweatsALot · Post #200 » by **EwingSweatsALot** » Fri Jul 22, 2016 7:31 pm

Flip Murray wrote:
Braggins wrote:I should have got in on this. I still don't know whats going on but it looks fun.

Edit: If the cap is 12 can I join?

Don't let him in. Just another person to snipe my next pick.

You can join if you don't snipe our picks!!! If not then we need compensation of the highest order.