2025 Offseason Thread Vol.4

[Jstock12]

My guy do you ever get tired of your own sht? No I’m a narcissistic piece of **** I see you've been repeating the same words again and again and again. Don't you really got anything better to do than being on the boards 24/7? I get so much done every day of my life tbh, it’s why I can come here to post and discuss a bunch of moves and such to improve the team that will never happen. As I type this out I’m just printing money because of the things I had “better to than being on the boards 24/7.” About to head out to the pool with my beautiful wife and 2 month old daughter who we just had a blast trying on all her swimsuits and pool hats (she hated it but it was funny) and I’d say I’ll probably throw something on the grill and drink a few beers. My time is occupied pretty well, it only takes 10 seconds to hop on here and clown you all for the stupid **** you say

There has not been one day, ONE DAY! That you don't complain about some random sht about your boy Bam. thank you for noticing, that level of dedication and perseverance has gotten me to where I am today.

Jesus fckin Christ man, you're unbearable I couldn’t care less, you’re nobody. but like I said I’m off here, yall enjoy I’m sure there is going to be TONS of great high IQ discussion

Homie… what do you mean “print money”? That sounds hella sus.

My friend says the same thing. He has bought a lot of FARTCOIN cryptocurrency for what its worth.

[MettaWorldPanda]

See a three team trade happening with the Wizards or maybe just something straight up. Rozier and Wiggins 54.8 for Smart and Middleton 54.8. This would bring back some draft compensation. Gets us off Wiggins deal but might have more moving parts. Rozier is also off the team and gets bought out by the Wiz.

I don't see this deal happening, but maybe as 3-team deal with the Lakers like this:

Miami gets Smart, Olynyk, and Knecht

Wiz get Rui and Vincent

Lakes get Wiggins and K Anderson


It may need some tweaks to work cap-wise, but it should be close.


Ware / Olynyk / Goldin (?)
Bam / Jovic / Love
Highsmith / Jaquez
Herro / Knecht / Larsson
Smart / Mitchell

That’s what i’m saying i see a 3 teamer with the Lakers that makes some sense but the Wiz will be involved. Maybe even Smart heading to the Lakers and Vincent here.

[SA37]

See a three team trade happening with the Wizards or maybe just something straight up. Rozier and Wiggins 54.8 for Smart and Middleton 54.8. This would bring back some draft compensation. Gets us off Wiggins deal but might have more moving parts. Rozier is also off the team and gets bought out by the Wiz.

I don't see this deal happening, but maybe as 3-team deal with the Lakers like this:

Miami gets Smart, Olynyk, and Knecht

Wiz get Rui and Vincent

Lakes get Wiggins and K Anderson


It may need some tweaks to work cap-wise, but it should be close.


Ware / Olynyk / Goldin (?)
Bam / Jovic / Love
Highsmith / Jaquez
Herro / Knecht / Larsson
Smart / Mitchell

That’s what i’m saying i see a 3 teamer with the Lakers that makes some sense but the Wiz will be involved. Maybe even Smart heading to the Lakers and Vincent here.

No deal because then we re-sign Duncan and all of a sudden:

Olynyk
Bam
Robinson
Herro
Vincent

We're NOT RUNNING IT BACK.

[3ammy3uck3ts]

Homie… what do you mean “print money”? That sounds hella sus.

My friend says the same thing. He has bought a lot of FARTCOIN cryptocurrency for what its worth.

Nah lol I own a bunch of properties and have turned them all into STRs, that’s the main source. You won’t catch me putting money into pump and dump cryptos and low float stocks.

[Jstock12]

Homie… what do you mean “print money”? That sounds hella sus.

My friend says the same thing. He has bought a lot of FARTCOIN cryptocurrency for what its worth.

Nah lol I own a bunch of properties and have turned them all into STRs, that’s the main source. You won’t catch me putting money into pump and dump cryptos and low float stocks.

Sounds amazing man, good on ya. But FARTCOIN isn't a pump and dump scam. It's actually the future of finance (or so my friend says).

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Why not. I think he’s solid Center bench depth that brings great positive energy whether he’s playing or not

We already have the vlad kid.

I'm in full youth mode, not bringing in any one over ~25 unless a star.

Finding out what we have is the only way we can build value

[3ammy3uck3ts]

My friend says the same thing. He has bought a lot of FARTCOIN cryptocurrency for what its worth.

Nah lol I own a bunch of properties and have turned them all into STRs, that’s the main source. You won’t catch me putting money into pump and dump cryptos and low float stocks.

Sounds amazing man, good on ya. But FARTCOIN isn't a pump and dump scam. It's actually the future of finance (or so my friend says).

Make sure he grabs some ETF500 (Elon Trump Fart Coin) while he has the chance too, perfect entry point right now!!

[MettaWorldPanda]

Middleton
Smart
Draft picks to Heat

Wiggins
Holmes to Lakers

To Wiz

Vincent
Rozier
Kleber
Hachimura
Picks to Heat

[Rapaz]

Middleton
Smart
Draft picks to Heat

Wiggins
Holmes to Lakers

To Wiz

Vincent
Rozier
Kleber
Hachimura
Picks to Heat

Rejected. I only trade for superstars.

Xoxo.

[HeatFanLifer]

Homie… what do you mean “print money”? That sounds hella sus.

My friend says the same thing. He has bought a lot of FARTCOIN cryptocurrency for what its worth.

Nah lol I own a bunch of properties and have turned them all into STRs, that’s the main source. You won’t catch me putting money into pump and dump cryptos and low float stocks.

Don’t care if you are rich or poor or Canadian. Keep writing your ****. If someone doesn’t like what someone says about the Heat, it’s their choice to not read it.

[Hoops3355]

The dudes in their feels are funny af. You guys are legit the same coin just different sides. Bammy is fine and his haters are fine too. You don’t like what he says don’t engage and act like adults but you gonna utter some Bam slander than that’s on you.

PS. If you guys really wanna get competitive. I’ll fire up a Fast Break Basketball sim league and we see which one of you goobers actually could be Pat’s replacement.

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[EMC5466]

It’s frustrating being in this situation.

[3ammy3uck3ts]

The dudes in their feels are funny af. You guys are legit the same coin just different sides. Bammy is fine and his haters are fine too. You don’t like what he says don’t engage and act like adults but you gonna utter some Bam slander than that’s on you.

PS. If you guys really wanna get competitive. I’ll fire up a Fast Break Basketball sim league and we see which one of you goobers actually could be Pat’s replacement.

I did not think me poking fun at an old forum hot take would turn to this but here we are

[SerialChiller]

My friend says the same thing. He has bought a lot of FARTCOIN cryptocurrency for what its worth.

Nah lol I own a bunch of properties and have turned them all into STRs, that’s the main source. You won’t catch me putting money into pump and dump cryptos and low float stocks.

Don’t care if you are rich or poor or Canadian. Keep writing your ****. If someone doesn’t like what someone says about the Heat, it’s their choice to not read it.

[MiamiLoyal926]

Homie… what do you mean “print money”? That sounds hella sus.

My friend says the same thing. He has bought a lot of FARTCOIN cryptocurrency for what its worth.

Nah lol I own a bunch of properties and have turned them all into STRs, that’s the main source. You won’t catch me putting money into pump and dump cryptos and low float stocks.

Glad it’s not some money laundering scheme.

Pretty dope for you. Awesome that you have that going! Still building that portfolio or has current market slowed you down?

[3ammy3uck3ts]

My friend says the same thing. He has bought a lot of FARTCOIN cryptocurrency for what its worth.

Nah lol I own a bunch of properties and have turned them all into STRs, that’s the main source. You won’t catch me putting money into pump and dump cryptos and low float stocks.

Don’t care if you are rich or poor or Canadian. Keep writing your ****. If someone doesn’t like what someone says about the Heat, it’s their choice to not read it.

Sorry to my haters, you almost had me.

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[SerialChiller]

Sorry to my haters, you almost had me.