The OT Thread

Kal El · Post #41 » by **Kal El** » Mon Aug 1, 2011 3:47 am

pumpfakeforprez wrote:Well we just lost Vonta to Baltimore.. 3 yrs 11 mil.

i can't believe that a hole jetted to baltimore

College Boy · Post #42 » by **College Boy** » Mon Aug 1, 2011 5:16 am

moofs wrote:I think it's funny that I'm a process guy, that I can crunch numbers and patterns like a beyotch, and yet football makes less sense to me than Greek.
Meanwhile I know guys who barely passed high school who can talk about all its intricacies like they were nuclear physicists.

Life is weird.

That's because you're gay.

College Boy · Post #43 » by **College Boy** » Mon Aug 1, 2011 5:32 am

Mr. E wrote:Reports are coming out that Randy Moss arrived in Houston this morning to meet with the team.

Would he be an adequate #2 WR?

Yeah I heard he was spotted in IAH. I would really be intrigued by an offense of Johnson, Moss, Jones, Daniels, Foster, and Schaub. The only thing we're missing is Leach... smh. That offense would be scary. I just wish there was something we could do to wrestle Asante away from Philly. But with Joseph, we can move Jackson to the CB2 spot so he won't be covering the other teams best WR anymore. That alone will improve him, that's aside from whatever other improvements he's made from the offseason and Wade's new defense. Our squad is going to the the playoffs this year. That's right I said it, playoffs.

pumpfakeforprez wrote:As much as I hate to see those two players go.. We did get 8 prospects in return.

We're having a complete fire sale right now. We know we're not winning anything this year. Cut payroll, build for the future. Maybe we'll see the playoffs again in 5 years? Pence was my favorite Disastro btw.

moofs · Post #44 » by **moofs** » Mon Aug 1, 2011 1:58 pm

College Boy wrote:
moofs wrote:I think it's funny that I'm a process guy, that I can crunch numbers and patterns like a beyotch, and yet football makes less sense to me than Greek.
Meanwhile I know guys who barely passed high school who can talk about all its intricacies like they were nuclear physicists.

Life is weird.

That's because you're gay.

Well ****. Seriously? Not understanding football means you're gay?
That explains all the disappointed women.

Now if I can just figure out this insatiable desire for tits I can move on with my life.

moofs · Post #45 » by **moofs** » Mon Aug 1, 2011 2:03 pm

I'll watch the Astros again when they get a GM who isn't in competition with David Kahn, and when MLB slows down their over-monetization trend. Still mad that they fired Hunsicker.

Btw, check how the previous GM did his networking for the job:

In 1986, Wade returned to Houston to work as an associate for Tal Smith Enterprises, a firm that has provided consulting services to 26 of the 30 Major League Baseball clubs. The most recognized functions have been in the preparation of arbitration cases, the financial appraisal of franchise, contract negotiations and other baseball-related matters.

College Boy · Post #46 » by **College Boy** » Mon Aug 1, 2011 5:05 pm

moofs wrote:Well ****. Seriously? Not understanding football means you're gay?
That explains all the disappointed women.

Now if I can just figure out this insatiable desire for tits I can move on with my life.

That's because you like trannies.

rocketsballin · Post #47 » by **rocketsballin** » Mon Aug 1, 2011 5:11 pm

trannies? where?

i mean, uh, oh trannies. right, those pple. those darn trannies :shakesfist:

moofs · Post #48 » by **moofs** » Mon Aug 1, 2011 5:18 pm

College Boy wrote:That's because you like trannies.

So I should work at Meineke?

Ribalding · Post #49 » by **Ribalding** » Mon Aug 1, 2011 6:10 pm

How the OBL raid went down. Cool read:

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011 ... ntPage=all

College Boy · Post #50 » by **College Boy** » Tue Aug 2, 2011 12:37 am

Ribalding wrote:How the OBL raid went down. Cool read:

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011 ... ntPage=all

That was a very good read.

College Boy · Post #51 » by **College Boy** » Tue Aug 2, 2011 2:09 am

moofs wrote:So I should work at Meineke?

Lmao... Touche sir.

roxfashoballin wrote:trannies? where?

i mean, uh, oh trannies. right, those pple. those darn trannies :shakesfist:

Evidently Max has gotten to you. :eyebrows:

rocketsballin · Post #52 » by **rocketsballin** » Tue Aug 2, 2011 2:36 am

i dont know what you're talking about

Post #53 » by **Mr. E** » Wed Aug 3, 2011 4:40 pm

Third straight day of the Extreme Heat Advisory. Man, it is nasty out there!

BRING ON WINTER!!!

College Boy · Post #54 » by **College Boy** » Wed Aug 3, 2011 5:37 pm

And to think I went running at 4:00 pm yesterday. Boy was that ever a mistake....

spolgar · Post #55 » by **spolgar** » Wed Aug 3, 2011 9:10 pm

I played full court on Monday in 105.

That was stupid.

I could feel my hand eye co-ordination fleeting after one run. After 4 games, I couldn't move anymore. I lost about 5 pounds of water according to the scale.

College Boy · Post #56 » by **College Boy** » Wed Aug 3, 2011 9:38 pm

The heat index was at 113 the last I checked. I'm witing until about 8 or 9 before I go running today.

Post #57 » by **Mr. E** » Wed Aug 3, 2011 10:05 pm

I only run in the mornings during the summer.

Usually before 6. It's only in the mid-80s at that point. :lol:

Post #58 » by **Mr. E** » Wed Aug 3, 2011 10:45 pm

I can't wait to see what new-look Mario Williams can do on th field. Dude has slimmed down to below 270 and apparantly his footwork looks to have improved quite a bit. I'm sure that finally healing up from lingering injuries helps.

rocketsballin · Post #59 » by **rocketsballin** » Wed Aug 3, 2011 11:04 pm

god daam u wake up that early for a run? if i wake up at 6 again i'll probably die

College Boy · Post #60 » by **College Boy** » Wed Aug 3, 2011 11:38 pm

Mr. E wrote:I can't wait to see what new-look Mario Williams can do on th field. Dude has slimmed down to below 270 and apparantly his footwork looks to have improved quite a bit. I'm sure that finally healing up from lingering injuries helps.

I know. He's gonna be a beast this year (barring injuries :praying: ). If DeMacrus Ware can play the way he did, Mario will absolutely burn it up. He's gonna own Gayton Manning.