Offical Rasho Facts Thread

samsung · Post #41 » by **samsung** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:21 pm

Rasho has a separate bus.

Kabookalu · Post #42 » by **Kabookalu** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:21 pm

Wilt Chamberlain has once said he had slept with over 20 000 women. Rasho calls this a slow Tuesday.

engageTHEmasses · Post #43 » by **engageTHEmasses** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:22 pm

Rasho once choked on a piece of bacon and was angered.

Now we have swine flu.

Lucky26 · Post #44 » by **Lucky26** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:23 pm

Rasho is in negotiations with Dos Equis to be the new spokesman. One problem, Rasho will only drink the beer if it has a vodka shot in it.

samsung · Post #45 » by **samsung** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:23 pm

Rasho can make you look more gangsta than J-Roc's avatar.

Kabookalu · Post #46 » by **Kabookalu** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:26 pm

Rasho doesn't play basketball. Playing implies the possibility of losing. Rasho NBA's.

samsung · Post #47 » by **samsung** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:26 pm

Rasho can make Jose look like DPOY.

Burnt_Face_Man · Post #48 » by **Burnt_Face_Man** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:27 pm

Rasho doesn't sleep, he waits.

mowcrowbar · Post #49 » by **mowcrowbar** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:27 pm

rasho can just eat only one lays potato chip

engageTHEmasses · Post #50 » by **engageTHEmasses** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:28 pm

Rasho: are you wearing a hat?
Pope: no, my child. do you have a beard?
Rasho: no, pope, no beard. do you have glasses?
Pope: yes, rasho. do you...
Rasho: rasho know-- it alex.
Pope: god damn it.

rafer madness · Post #51 » by **rafer madness** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:28 pm

Brezec has a "gangsta groin"....Rasho has a "gold member".

Kabookalu · Post #52 » by **Kabookalu** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:30 pm

Rasho doesn't miss a basket, he just doesn't make them in order to make the game fair.

samsung · Post #53 » by **samsung** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:30 pm

sticky this

Vik Rude · Post #54 » by **Vik Rude** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:32 pm

Shaquille O'Neal is Rasho's love child with a New Jersey hooker.

J-Roc · Post #55 » by **J-Roc** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:32 pm

He facilitated the TJ trade to Indiana. Then he made sure TJ and JJ didn't get along, so Indiana would let JJ come to the Raps. Then Rasho took minimum money to come back. And he let BC take credit.

engageTHEmasses · Post #56 » by **engageTHEmasses** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:32 pm

OP-- can we change the title of this from 'official rasho jokes thread' to 'official rasho truths thread' please? we just try to be as accurate as possible, is all. back to rasho truths though:

Rasho is how they get the caramel into the caramilk bar...

Kabookalu · Post #57 » by **Kabookalu** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:33 pm

Rasho can drown a fish.

engageTHEmasses · Post #58 » by **engageTHEmasses** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:35 pm

Rasho won penguin's ability to fly in a card game.

Kabookalu · Post #59 » by **Kabookalu** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:37 pm

Death once had a near Rasho experience.

engageTHEmasses · Post #60 » by **engageTHEmasses** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:38 pm

Rasho was Smitch's tailor