OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK

Post #401 » by **Morris_Shatford** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:56 am

Death Knight wrote:Looks circumsized too.

Yep, not an anteater man.

RC06 · Post #402 » by **RC06** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:57 am

LeRozan wrote:
simple_jack wrote:wow this reached 26 pages?

I guess the Raps board really loves cock LOL

Thats not even a "cock" anymore. Its a hawk.

"Black Hawk".

Post #403 » by **Yuri Vaultin** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:58 am

cosmostein wrote:
Death Knight wrote:Looks circumsized too.

Yep, not an anteater man.

That, or it is so big it doesn't even fit in its sleeping bag.

sh00n · Post #404 » by **sh00n** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:01 am

Yuri Vaultin wrote:
cosmostein wrote:
Death Knight wrote:Looks circumsized too.

Yep, not an anteater man.

That, or it is so big it doesn't even fit in its sleeping bag.

Yuri, man, everything you say is golden.

SamMitchellness · Post #405 » by **SamMitchellness** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:03 am

simple_jack wrote:wow this reached 26 pages?

I guess the Raps board really loves cock LOL

Nothing wrong with admiring a well proportioned, albeit, a beautiful specimen of a penis. It's earthly shape, girth of a champion, and well-groomed (yet ruggedly good looking at the same time) shaft extenuates the lovely shaped head and tip-top testicles.

WIldEagle18 · Post #406 » by **WIldEagle18** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:04 am

A 7 foot tall black guy has a huge dick?

what

HighOctane · Post #407 » by **HighOctane** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:05 am

Yao Ming or Shaq for the counter?

raps4life~ · Post #408 » by **raps4life~** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:05 am

WIldEagle18 wrote:A 7 foot tall black guy has a huge dick?

what

huge is an understatement. it has its own gravitational pull.

Macho · Post #409 » by **Macho** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:06 am

SamMitchellness · Post #410 » by **SamMitchellness** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:07 am

HighOctane wrote:Yao Ming or Shaq for the counter?

I'd love to see Chris Kaman's dick

Post #411 » by **Yuri Vaultin** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:07 am

In a semi-related story 7 baby seals have been found clubbed to death in Greg Oden's home.

HighOctane · Post #412 » by **HighOctane** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:09 am

Following that story of seals, an eye witness believed that Greg Oden may have Inuit roots. He was spotted yesterday carrying around a large totem pole.

raps4life~ · Post #413 » by **raps4life~** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:10 am

SamMitchellness wrote:
HighOctane wrote:Yao Ming or Shaq for the counter?

I'd love to see Chris Kaman's dick

Lets ask Reggie about it.

Winggfly · Post #414 » by **Winggfly** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:15 am

SamMitchellness wrote:
HighOctane wrote:Yao Ming or Shaq for the counter?

I'd love to see Chris Kaman's dick

Wow, I just read a few of your posts...you must love the cock.

MarJJMar · Post #415 » by **MarJJMar** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:16 am

Undersized big men rejoice, Greg Oden is out there to prove that size doesn't matter.

danny-callahan · Post #416 » by **danny-callahan** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:16 am

Winggfly wrote:
SamMitchellness wrote:
HighOctane wrote:Yao Ming or Shaq for the counter?

I'd love to see Chris Kaman's dick

Wow, I just read a few of your posts...you must love the cock.

Who doesn't?

SamMitchellness · Post #417 » by **SamMitchellness** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:21 am

Winggfly wrote:
SamMitchellness wrote:
HighOctane wrote:Yao Ming or Shaq for the counter?

I'd love to see Chris Kaman's dick

Wow, I just read a few of your posts...you must love the cock.

I don't see where you got that from. I'm just saying it should be mandatory for all NBA players to take photos of their dicks and share. I'm expecting Marco Bellinielli's to look almost like a complete replication of his nose.

Scott Carefoot · Post #418 » by **Scott Carefoot** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:23 am

As hilarious as this thread is (and I've cracked at least 20 LOLs) the real triumph of this thread is that it's probably the only board on this site where it could have happened. Check out the link to the Houston Rockets board (on another site, to be fair) earlier in this thread to catch my drift.

Of course, I'm also a little bit annoyed because I'm pretty sure 99% of the potential comedy from this situation has already been mined here. And I'm not too proud to admit that "Three Leg Greg" will almost certainly be the name of my fantasy hoops team next season.

simple_jack · Post #419 » by **simple_jack** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:24 am

SamMitchellness wrote:
simple_jack wrote:wow this reached 26 pages?

I guess the Raps board really loves cock LOL

Nothing wrong with admiring a well proportioned, albeit, a beautiful specimen of a penis. It's earthly shape, girth of a champion, and well-groomed (yet ruggedly good looking at the same time) shaft extenuates the lovely shaped head and tip-top testicles.

.........

Cammo101 · Post #420 » by **Cammo101** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:29 am

SamMitchellness wrote:
HighOctane wrote:Yao Ming or Shaq for the counter?

I'd love to see Chris Kaman's dick

This made me spit Pepsi on my monitor. Well played sir.