OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK

Indiana Jones · Post #461 » by **Indiana Jones** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:43 am

in honor of greg oden, they're renaming the big 10 conference....it's now the big 13.5...

Tomato · Post #462 » by **Tomato** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:45 am

This is the gist for those afraid to look:

Bankai · Post #463 » by **Bankai** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:46 am

One more

Greg Oden has the NBA record of the baseline to baseline sprint of 0 seconds.

s e n s i · Post #464 » by **s e n s i** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:48 am

BernardKing33 wrote:
Yuri Vaultin wrote:Scouting Report on Oden's Cock.
Explosive with unique combination of power and quickness ... Finishes with power around the rim ... ... His mere presence makes opponents think twice before driving inside ... Gets off the floor quickly and has solid explosiveness ... He never rushes his moves and is always under control … shows a willingness to battle inside …excellent timing, explosiveness and length … Very solid in most areas .. focuses on using his size, strength and touch to score easy around the taint ... Shows a solid shooting form with a high release. Just needs time to polish it ... Improving and has shown a willingness to try new moves... Physical presence inside... Uncomfortable when he gets stripped or tied up...

Jay Bilas just said it has tremendous upside.

And Dick Vitale now wants everyone to refer to him as Richard.

danny-callahan · Post #465 » by **danny-callahan** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:50 am

Yuri Vaultin wrote:Scouting Report on Oden's Cock.
Explosive with unique combination of power and quickness ... Finishes with power around the rim ... ... His mere presence makes opponents think twice before driving inside ... Gets off the floor quickly and has solid explosiveness ... He never rushes his moves and is always under control … shows a willingness to battle inside …excellent timing, explosiveness and length … Very solid in most areas .. focuses on using his size, strength and touch to score easy around the taint ... Shows a solid shooting form with a high release. Just needs time to polish it ... Improving and has shown a willingness to try new moves... Physical presence inside... Uncomfortable when he gets stripped or tied up...

The real question is whether he dribbles before he shoots.

Post #466 » by **Yuri Vaultin** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:51 am

BernardKing33 wrote:
Yuri Vaultin wrote:Scouting Report on Oden's Cock.
Explosive with unique combination of power and quickness ... Finishes with power around the rim ... ... His mere presence makes opponents think twice before driving inside ... Gets off the floor quickly and has solid explosiveness ... He never rushes his moves and is always under control … shows a willingness to battle inside …excellent timing, explosiveness and length … Very solid in most areas .. focuses on using his size, strength and touch to score easy around the taint ... Shows a solid shooting form with a high release. Just needs time to polish it ... Improving and has shown a willingness to try new moves... Physical presence inside... Uncomfortable when he gets stripped or tied up...

Jay Bilas just said it has tremendous upside.

True, but it does come with a weakness too.

Does not handle double teams well ...

Post #467 » by **Schad** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:51 am

Yuri Vaultin wrote:Scouting Report on Oden's Cock.
Explosive with unique combination of power and quickness ... Finishes with power around the rim ... ... His mere presence makes opponents think twice before driving inside ... Gets off the floor quickly and has solid explosiveness ... He never rushes his moves and is always under control … shows a willingness to battle inside …excellent timing, explosiveness and length … Very solid in most areas .. focuses on using his size, strength and touch to score easy around the taint ... Shows a solid shooting form with a high release. Just needs time to polish it ... Improving and has shown a willingness to try new moves... Physical presence inside... Uncomfortable when he gets stripped or tied up...

Is that from draftnet? I mean, it's pretty accurate, but they've always been a little prone to hyperbole...their Steven Hunter comparison was "Shawn Kemp, with a foreskin", for chrissakes.

Frankie1984 · Post #468 » by **Frankie1984** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:57 am

Even the Great Rasho had to stop and say "Whoa, that's a big dick"

Indiana Jones · Post #469 » by **Indiana Jones** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:02 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wogi5ndz9NQ

ooooh oooooh mandangolo!

The Skyhook · Post #470 » by **The Skyhook** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:17 am

can't believe there are this many pages

Post #471 » by **DG88** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:26 am

The Skyhook wrote:can't believe there are this many pages

Believe it this is the Raptors board :lol:

Indiana Jones · Post #472 » by **Indiana Jones** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:28 am

The Skyhook wrote:can't believe there are this many pages

size of threads is usually proportional to how big the original story is...in this case: huuuuge.

Post #473 » by **DaVoiceMaster** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:29 am

Holy crap, I just read all 32 pages. This thread rivals the old Ha Thread on the Blazers board a year or two ago. Thanks for the laughs! I think the best post so far was the one that said something about the first 28 pages were Oden's ****, hahahaha. Sorry, I don't remember who said that. Mufasa had a hilarious post, as well (which I can't remember after reading hundreds of posts in this thread). I'm surprised no one has mentioned anything about lane "violations" or "infractions" etc etc etc.

Keep up the great work! I now have a new found fondness for Toronto fans. :wink:

(Radio Commentator) Oden, alley oop to himself from midcourt... it's good!

Post #474 » by **HMFFL** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:29 am

The Greg Oden Snuggie

Post #475 » by **DG88** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:30 am

Indiana Jones wrote:
The Skyhook wrote:can't believe there are this many pages

size of threads is usually proportional to how big the original story is...in this case: huuuuge.

And we still haven't reached the tip

BernardKing33 · Post #476 » by **BernardKing33** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:31 am

DaVoiceMaster wrote:I now have a new found fondness for Toronto fans.

Its great that Greg Odens penis can bring countries closer together.

RaptorKenny · Post #477 » by **RaptorKenny** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:31 am

DG88 wrote:
Indiana Jones wrote:
The Skyhook wrote:can't believe there are this many pages

size of threads is usually proportional to how big the original story is...in this case: huuuuge.

And we still haven't reached the tip

In Before the Coc... Lock

Post #478 » by **DaVoiceMaster** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:31 am

Oden is reportedly off crutches now and using a cane to get around. Perhaps someone should take a closer look at the cane!

Post #479 » by **DG88** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:32 am

DaVoiceMaster wrote:Holy crap, I just read all 32 pages. This thread rivals the old Ha Thread on the Blazers board a year or two ago. Thanks for the laughs! I think the best post so far was the one that said something about the first 28 pages were Oden's ****, hahahaha. Sorry, I don't remember who said that. Mufasa had a hilarious post, as well (which I can't remember after reading hundreds of posts in this thread). I'm surprised no one has mentioned anything about lane "violations" or "infractions" etc etc etc.

Keep up the great work! I now have a new found fondness for Toronto fans.

(Radio Commentator) Oden, alley oop to himself from midcourt... it's good!

Just wondering does Oden get 3 sec calls when he's not in the paint?

draft · Post #480 » by **draft** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:35 am

sortpar wrote:Looks like instead of rehabbing his bad leg, he just decided to grow another one.

Epic thread