Turbo_Zone wrote:This will be my final batch of sigs as I shift focus to my 3 larger Raptor projects.
The end of an era. Good luck with your projects. I can't wait to see how they turn out.
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Turbo_Zone wrote:This will be my final batch of sigs as I shift focus to my 3 larger Raptor projects.

Double Helix wrote:The Raptors improved as a team after Turbo Zone started posting sigs. I have it on good authority TZ was a big reason why. For the first time I'm going to share a leak I was given years ago from a trusted source. It's a leaked Board of Director's meeting transcript provided to me shortly after Turbo Zone's sigs started appearing online.
"Who the hell is this... Turbo Zone? Where did this guy come from and who is he working for?"
"Our intel claims he's actually... a Canadian student."
"He's making a mockery of us! Everyone thinks we only care about money and that we are completely inept!"
"I know a guy who knows a guy."
"Make the arrangements."
"Wait! Don't hurt Turbo Zone!"
The transcript indicates there was an audible gasp here. It's now easy to see why. For in this moment the entire board realized that the voice had come from a child. The son of one of the Board Members. He was there for a take your child to work day.
"I thought you were supposed to be with the nanny! Get out of here! You're embarrassing me!" shouted the child's father.
"Nana sent me in here to tell you she's pregnant."
"Speak up, child," said another. "You have our attention."
"Um... Okay. She told me to tell you she's keeping the baby, too!"
"No, not about that! What you were going to say about Turbo Zone. Why shouldn't we hurt him for all the lampooning he's done?"
"Oh, well I love Turbo Zone's sigs" said the boy. "But if you really want to stop him it's really easy."
"Tell us!"
Everyone stared at the boy.
"Make better decisions. Hire better people. Spend more money."
The room fell silent.
"Now we can be together forever!" shouted the nanny through the closed door.
"The child's right. We have grown greedy. We are complacent in missing the playoffs so long as we make money. It is time for a change. Somebody... get me Tim Leiweke. It's time we turn this club into something he can't parody. Thank you, Child. Is there anything we can do for you as a sign of thanks?"
"There is one thing," the boy said. "Keep Casey for a decade... we still need some laughter and my TZ sig is that he'll be here forever."
Turbo Zone and that child changed the Raptors forever.
Who was the child, you ask? Why, haven't you figured it out by now?
That child started posting here shortly afterward...
He goes by the name...
Brunoskull
So, thank you to Turbo Zone and for the new generation who will have to keep the fun up following your well-deserved retirement!
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Inevitable wrote:Geddy is a good mod actually

J-Roc wrote:OMG this one killed me TZ. At this point in time it feels based on reality. And with the look of the interview, I imagine some US reporter who doesn't know the Raps being shocked to find out we've just been an iso-ball team the whole time.

Scott Hall wrote:Damn TZ is bringing his "A" game for the playoffs love the retro stuff

Turbo_Zone wrote:vini_vidi_vici wrote:JaysRule15 wrote:PS. I think your funniest creation ever was that Brooklyn Nets playoff video back in 2014. I must've watched that thing a 100 times lmao.
I agree, I asked TZ last yr where it went (I wanted to show some graphic artist/coworkers) and I think he said he took it down but those videos were incredible.
Can I suggest this as one of my favs of his aswell??
Those 2 nets videos are like from my premium reserve hhaha
They have drug use and adult language so they are on YouTube kept private when I have to keep my name clean. I'll unlock em soon