Basketball trash talk phrases

[TheDon008]

"swagger"

[TheDon008]

"Don't reach young blood"

I GET BUCKETS!

[DV1990]

After you make a shot, with a look of pure emotion in your face, a look of defiance against a trash talking opponent, yell "AND THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S REAALL", or so this dude in the hood nearby does and I find it grade A priceless.

[theBlackMagic]

usually when I play I get into ear of the guy defending me, and start going off that he has worst game that I have ever seen, that he's pathetic on the court, and would be wise to leave.
When I get the ball I beg them to shoot,

"just shoot the ball, just shoot it, you're not gonna pass me anyway, just shoot it, c'mon now just shoot it, shoot it" I get progressively louder.

Once somebody said that I had been throwing elbows, and I said that I should be careful, so I told them that he should watch out for my damn elbows.
(douchebag move, I know)

When i'm on offense I talk a lot, I tell my defender what I'm gonna do, make fun of his stance, his shoes, his shirt, whatever, tell him just foul me now, and save both of us the effort.

I'm usually a really calm dude off the court, but I've got a mean streak when I hoop

[hvt17]

Was that the bell? Caused you just got schooled!!!!

[BruceO]

Hibachi! Everytime Gilbert arenas took shots which morphed into quality shots
I can't feel my face
Who's guarding me?
You know am a destroy you?
And picking a spot on the floor and saying there's where youll score from
raising up and shooting from half court

But personally I used to rile up two of my teammates about how I could go one against two with them and beat them. Trick was you score you get the ball. I made sure they barely got it on offense otherwise things would not look good. Taught me how to split double teams

[Dagameplaya PnG]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgZ-KQKrzZ0&list=PLFE37B9B67F4B2722&index=137&feature=plpp_video[/youtube]

[Bertrob]

*Guy has the ball and is contemplating driving instead of taking the jumper*
"YOU AIN'T GONNA POP" or "YOU SCARED TO POP"

[sir G Wallace]

Ball Dont Lie.

Its funny even educated guys in college say that during pickup games just because it is a cool thing to say.

[blind prophet]

A few from my playing days.

On a Blocked shot

"Get out",
"Get the hell out"

When someone else has the ball you do not respect

"Shoot it"
"Back iron"
"All day"-can be used when you hit a shot as well

When setting an arm bar to a cutter in the key

"Not in my house"
"You aint coming in here"

When setting a back pick

"You like that Biat"

When stealing the ball

"Gimmie that......add expletive"

During someones shot

"Board" -inferring a rebound and he missed before he even released shot

Been awhile for me, but lots of jokes on how someone moves or what they look like, especially uncoordinated big fellas, and opie like white guys.

[lazfa199]

"and1 *makes shot* u cant guard me punk"

[9abovetherim]

"Gimmie that......add expletive"

That's quite popular.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-ig4fmY6zg[/youtube]

[sule]

"Starting Centre for the Toronto Raptors....#7...Andrea Bargnani!"

[sir G Wallace]

Lamarcus Aldridge says "Gimme that ****" a lot when he blocks a ****. For a guy who seems reserved and doesnt talk a lot otherwise it seems kind of a misfit.

[MrBigShot]

Blocking a shot and yelling rejected by Rasheed...

Don't be surprised if people give you some odd looks though.

[Blkbrd671]

Some i like to use


"No shot"

"No handles"

"Let him shoot that"

"Let him have it, he's going to b* about it the rest of the game"


"Mismatch!"


"He don't want it"