Boozer files for divorce

TheCly · Post #1 » by **TheCly** » Wed Oct 6, 2010 4:13 am

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/20 ... vorce.html

What, huh, waaaaait just a minute. How did he break his hand again?

Post #2 » by **alucryts** » Wed Oct 6, 2010 4:16 am

TheCly wrote:http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/10/report-bulls-boozer-files-for-divorce.html

What, huh, waaaaait just a minute. How did he break his hand again?

its been goin on for a while apparently

DRose4MVP · Post #3 » by **DRose4MVP** » Wed Oct 6, 2010 4:16 am

I had a feeling it wasn't his damn bag. Nice story, if he made it up. Crafty Booz...crafty.

The Big Dog · Post #4 » by **The Big Dog** » Wed Oct 6, 2010 4:19 am

It says proceedings started on August 13th.

I do wonder if something relating to the divorce pissed him off causing him to punch a wall, or something like that.

Post #5 » by **Tommy Udo 6** » Wed Oct 6, 2010 4:29 am

That is what I wrote in the Boozer thread. The injury seems more consistent with punching a wall or something than it does from falling

johnnyvann840 · Post #6 » by **johnnyvann840** » Wed Oct 6, 2010 4:35 am

I never did get how tripping over a bag and bracing your fall would break that metacarpal bone. How did his hand turn completely over so he fell on the back of his hand? nearly impossible to do even if you try. He punched a wall or banged a table extremely hard.

Women. Damn.

Post #7 » by **Payt10** » Wed Oct 6, 2010 4:51 am

He broke it by punching a wall. That's what I first thought when I heard he broke his hand. It's a little hard to believe that he broke it by tripping over a bag..

TheCly · Post #8 » by **TheCly** » Wed Oct 6, 2010 5:15 am

I don't care when they started proceedings or how they spin this. That's a boxer fracture, by definition.

http://www.emedicinehealth.com/boxers_f ... cle_em.htm

I know, because I broke mine punching a german guy in the head years ago when he grabbed my wife at a party. Of course, I did tell the doctor I fell too.

logical_art · Post #9 » by **logical_art** » Wed Oct 6, 2010 5:17 am

TheCly wrote:I don't care when they started proceedings or how they spin this. That's a boxer fracture, by definition.

http://www.emedicinehealth.com/boxers_f ... cle_em.htm

I know, because I broke mine punching a german guy in the head years ago when he grabbed my wife at a party. Of course, I did tell the doctor I fell too.

You should have told him you punched a German guy.

TheCly · Post #10 » by **TheCly** » Wed Oct 6, 2010 5:41 am

logical_art wrote:
TheCly wrote:I don't care when they started proceedings or how they spin this. That's a boxer fracture, by definition.

http://www.emedicinehealth.com/boxers_f ... cle_em.htm

I know, because I broke mine punching a german guy in the head years ago when he grabbed my wife at a party. Of course, I did tell the doctor I fell too.

You should have told him you punched a German guy.

No way, it was a german doctor and they would have made me pay for the other guy's medical treatment. He had a pretty big bump on his head. It's funny now, he was saying "why you make this on my head?"

M_1 · Post #11 » by **M_1** » Wed Oct 6, 2010 5:46 am

logical_art wrote:
TheCly wrote:I don't care when they started proceedings or how they spin this. That's a boxer fracture, by definition.

http://www.emedicinehealth.com/boxers_f ... cle_em.htm

I know, because I broke mine punching a german guy in the head years ago when he grabbed my wife at a party. Of course, I did tell the doctor I fell too.

You should have told him you punched a German guy.

I´m watching you

Cuernos1 · Post #12 » by **Cuernos1** » Wed Oct 6, 2010 5:52 am

Chocolate City Jordanaire · Post #13 » by **Chocolate City Jordanaire** » Wed Oct 6, 2010 6:00 am

Payt10 wrote:He broke it by punching a wall. That's what I first thought when I heard he broke his hand. It's a little hard to believe that he broke it by tripping over a bag..

I got a boxer fracture the very same way. Actually, got mine breaking a door--the door broke back.

Jvaughn · Post #14 » by **Jvaughn** » Wed Oct 6, 2010 7:38 am

Great timing Boozer. If you wanted to keep up with this "fell over a bag" story at least wait a couple of weeks so that this story seems somewhat unrelated. Almost as bad as the "I crashed a tree into a tree in front of my house" story that ended in Tiger's wife filing for divorce. Idiot.

Juicy Juice · Post #15 » by **Juicy Juice** » Wed Oct 6, 2010 8:26 am

His wife probably cheated on him with CJ Watson, so he punched CJ and broke his hand.

DRose4MVP · Post #16 » by **DRose4MVP** » Wed Oct 6, 2010 8:31 am

Juicy Juice wrote:His wife probably cheated on him with CJ Watson, so he punched CJ and broke his hand.

That's it. This version of the story explains not only Boozer's broken hand, but also CJ's horrible shooting tonight

spacemonkey · Post #17 » by **spacemonkey** » Wed Oct 6, 2010 9:27 am

Benedict Miller · Post #18 » by **Benedict Miller** » Wed Oct 6, 2010 11:39 am

i've been saying he punched the wall here all along... Boozer is a liar

TheAdmiral · Post #19 » by **TheAdmiral** » Wed Oct 6, 2010 12:25 pm

Oh, now this is something else.

6_Rings · Post #20 » by **6_Rings** » Wed Oct 6, 2010 12:51 pm

Uh. I feel down the stairs....