Mark Cuban: Wins Lottery!!!

coach-bdj · Post #1 » by **coach-bdj** » Sun May 19, 2013 11:14 pm

ARE YOU F##ken KIDDING ME?
http://dailycurrant.com/2013/05/19/mark ... ll-lottery

Yo Dallas.... feel free to go WAY over the cap

Kobe8Forever · Post #2 » by **Kobe8Forever** » Sun May 19, 2013 11:15 pm

And yet there are children starving in Africa. There truly is no God.

The Emcee · Post #3 » by **The Emcee** » Sun May 19, 2013 11:16 pm

Yeah, I don't think so.

There are no other sources. The winner hasn't been named. Also, article is obvious.

bigheadburton · Post #4 » by **bigheadburton** » Sun May 19, 2013 11:17 pm

it's a satire site

redzealots · Post #5 » by **redzealots** » Sun May 19, 2013 11:17 pm

this is not any lottery, this is like one of the biggest ever at 600 million

fart · Post #6 » by **fart** » Sun May 19, 2013 11:17 pm

Is this real?

RunSunRun · Post #7 » by **RunSunRun** » Sun May 19, 2013 11:17 pm

If this is real, so much for the rich getting richer...oh wait.

fart · Post #8 » by **fart** » Sun May 19, 2013 11:18 pm

"There are really just so many houses I don't yet own, and so many loose women I haven't yet banged," he wistfully explains. "This is really gonna help me achieve my goal of becoming the ultimate player."

Can't be real, if it is, wow :lol:

The4thHorseman · Post #9 » by **The4thHorseman** » Sun May 19, 2013 11:19 pm

Article FAKE and DUMB

turtlesnjoi · Post #10 » by **turtlesnjoi** » Sun May 19, 2013 11:20 pm

"Sarah Palin calls for Invasion of Czech Republic"

"Bloomberg Refused Second Slice of Pizza at Local Restaurant"

"Pope Benedict comes out as gay"

"Ann Coulter Walks Out of Star Trek, Claims ‘Too Many Minorities’"

Clearly a serious site.

DieYoung · Post #11 » by **DieYoung** » Sun May 19, 2013 11:20 pm

I'm assuming he bought something like a million worth in tickets to increase his odds. I remember some dumbass NBA player did something similar last year but didn't win jack.