Ava Devine claims she can save the cavs.

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Ava Devine claims she can save the cavs. 

Post#1 » by zronv7 » Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:30 am

Says she'll bang the whole team if they make the playoffs, trying to give them an incentive to win?

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Re: Ava Devine claims she can save the cavs. 

Post#2 » by Nolan » Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:32 am

Gross.
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Post#3 » by OFWGKTA » Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:32 am

I'm sure even Sideshow Bob pulls better looking girls than that on a nightly basis.
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Post#4 » by xBulletproof » Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:36 am

Ugh. Had to look her up, I wouldn't be interested and I'm not even a millionaire NBA player. I don't even find her mildly attractive.
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Post#5 » by bryanoid » Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:37 am

Good thing Grant's no longer running things, he would've passed on Jada Stevens and reached for this ugly broad
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Post#6 » by Ninjek » Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:37 am

Perhaps this is why they've struggled this year?
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Post#7 » by SOUL » Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:38 am

she used to be pretty hot.

not that i've jerked off to an ava devine vid or two in my day..
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Post#8 » by TheNewEra » Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:41 am

Better overall hopes if it was Jenaeve but nice try though.lol
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Post#9 » by zronv7 » Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:49 am

She won't find any D on the Cavs
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Post#10 » by The_Didact_117 » Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:51 am

Based on her resume I don't think the entire Cavs roster is enough for her, better throw in the coaches, assistants, and trainers
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Post#11 » by ComboGuardCity » Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:51 am

Now we know why the Cavs have been losing.
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Post#12 » by MillerTheKiller » Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:54 am

zronv7 wrote:She won't find any D on the Cavs


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Post#13 » by BlackIce » Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:00 am

zronv7 wrote:She won't find any D on the Cavs

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Let me give it a "shot".

Just saw her I'll "pass".

That "hoop" is big enough that even Dion Waiters could hit it 1 out of 2 times.

Step aside "Bea Arthur with your "Cleveland Show", Ava Devine is now the "Cleveland Hoe", though she looks more like a "Joe" or a "Bro".

On a serious note Ava circa 2009 was a BEAST, her and Lebron were both GOAT in their respective professions at the time. Now Ava is begging for...well you know...a DP....and Lebron is begging for a DPY. DP is only two letters, while DPY is three. Now which one of the two is really the "Whore of Akron?" Yup. Still the Miami Mercenary.

Cavs for the 8th seed anyone? This must be why Anthony Bennett has dropped all that weight and is working on his inside game and finishing ability.

That's all I got.

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Post#14 » by Dez » Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:11 am

Good news Cav fans, the number 1 pick is now yours.
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Post#15 » by Sark » Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:12 am

OP left out 3 significant words.
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Post#16 » by TaiLs21 » Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:13 am

Nothing brings a team together than the incentive of a possible 12 man bukake.
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Post#17 » by truth18 » Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:18 am

Breaking: Cavs certain to miss playoffs
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Post#18 » by TheKingOfVa360 » Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:28 am

The Cavs couldn't find the hole anyways
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Post#19 » by Beas » Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:54 am

I seriously have no idea how TMZ recognizes some of these people sometimes
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Post#20 » by RaptorNews » Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:03 am

Devine intervention

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