OT: Sexiest Chicago Bulls

RayClayMatthews · Post #1 » by **RayClayMatthews** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:59 pm

Who is your all sexy-team?
Tyson grew up to be a looker but was just a kid when here. Derrick same.

Ben Gordon's biceps.

I know Jordan's smile got a lot of love.

Dennis and Noah wildboys but not the typical handsome.

BJ?

Who would you roundball rock?

We never really hand any Von Wafers or Rick Fox or Chris Webber guys on this team that I can recall. Maybe some of the guys in the 80s?

AAU Teammate · Post #2 » by **AAU Teammate** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:02 pm

too bad calvin booth never played here

genbar · Post #3 » by **genbar** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:14 pm

Michael Ruffin's on my All-Hot-Team

genbar · Post #4 » by **genbar** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:14 pm

Michael Ruffin's on my All-Hot-Team

RayClayMatthews · Post #5 » by **RayClayMatthews** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:16 pm

AAU Teammate wrote:too bad calvin booth never played here

hes a real Popeye Jones looker

RayClayMatthews · Post #6 » by **RayClayMatthews** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:16 pm

oh and Artis also had that funk

JohnnyKILLroy · Post #7 » by **JohnnyKILLroy** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:16 pm

Ask Mark K she's the girl around here.

RayClayMatthews · Post #8 » by **RayClayMatthews** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:21 pm

JohnnyKILLroy wrote:Ask Mark K she's the girl around here.

possibly likes boys (JCVD), not sure about the girl part

khufure · Post #9 » by **khufure** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 10:06 pm

obviously luv-a-bulls and benny!

micromonkey · Post #10 » by **micromonkey** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 10:10 pm

My wife would vote for Deng. Told me he was way hotter than Rose.

panthermark · Post #11 » by **panthermark** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 10:32 pm

This is a very odd thread. You could probably get more replies if it were worded differently.

Something like....based on looks (not cash/skill)...which current/former Bull do you think could pull the most tail? On the flip side, if there were not rich, who would be leaving the bar alone?

Fair or not...I have a feeling a lot of guys won't feel comfortable rating another guys sexiness.

blinkofaneye · Post #12 » by **blinkofaneye** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 10:36 pm

This one is easy. Kyle Korver. Sexiest Bull we have had based on looks. And yes I am a girl

poolshark52 · Post #13 » by **poolshark52** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 10:39 pm

All the women I know that pay any attention to basketball whatsoever think that it is Pau--in a landslide.

Post #14 » by **kulaz3000** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 10:41 pm

Post #15 » by **kulaz3000** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 10:42 pm

panthermark wrote:This is a very odd thread. You could probably get more replies if it were worded differently.

Something like....based on looks (not cash/skill)...which current/former Bull do you think could pull the most tail? On the flip side, if there were not rich, who would be leaving the bar alone?

Fair or not...I have a feeling a lot of guys won't feel comfortable rating another guys sexiness.

Eh, I don't know I'm a straight heterosexual man and I'm perfectly comfortable in stating whether a man is good looking or not. Never understood why guys become so uncomfortable talking about other men's looks, it's not gay, get over it. Girls probably check out other women just as much if not more than guys and they don't question each others sexuality because of it.

Now, perhaps if the question was which Bulls player is the most handsome, it would be easier for men to respond to than, who is the sexiest.

GMF · Post #16 » by **GMF** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 10:44 pm

panthermark wrote:This is a very odd thread. You could probably get more replies if it were worded differently.

Something like....based on looks (not cash/skill)...which current/former Bull do you think could pull the most tail? On the flip side, if there were not rich, who would be leaving the bar alone?

Fair or not...I have a feeling a lot of guys won't feel comfortable rating another guys sexiness.

This board is pretty large. I imagine there are some straight women and gay men.

panthermark · Post #17 » by **panthermark** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 11:15 pm

kulaz3000 wrote:
panthermark wrote:This is a very odd thread. You could probably get more replies if it were worded differently.

Something like....based on looks (not cash/skill)...which current/former Bull do you think could pull the most tail? On the flip side, if there were not rich, who would be leaving the bar alone?

Fair or not...I have a feeling a lot of guys won't feel comfortable rating another guys sexiness.

Eh, I don't know I'm a straight heterosexual man and I'm perfectly comfortable in stating whether a man is good looking or not. Never understood why guys become so uncomfortable talking about other men's looks, it's not gay, get over it. Girls probably check out other women just as much if not more than guys and they don't question each others sexuality because of it.

Now, perhaps if the question was which Bulls player is the most handsome, it would be easier for men to respond to than, who is the sexiest.

Yeah...the underlined is pretty much my point...the wording.

I'm also straight, hetro, and don't have much of an issue with it.

But...it isn't hard to miss the fact that neither one of us (nor the Houston fan for that matter) actually answered the question (unless you really do believe Scal is the sexiest Bull ever). We both opted to confirm how we are comfortable with said question...but "others" would be "more comfortable" if worded differently. :lol:

Post #18 » by **kulaz3000** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 11:33 pm

panthermark wrote:
kulaz3000 wrote:
panthermark wrote:This is a very odd thread. You could probably get more replies if it were worded differently.

Something like....based on looks (not cash/skill)...which current/former Bull do you think could pull the most tail? On the flip side, if there were not rich, who would be leaving the bar alone?

Fair or not...I have a feeling a lot of guys won't feel comfortable rating another guys sexiness.

Eh, I don't know I'm a straight heterosexual man and I'm perfectly comfortable in stating whether a man is good looking or not. Never understood why guys become so uncomfortable talking about other men's looks, it's not gay, get over it. Girls probably check out other women just as much if not more than guys and they don't question each others sexuality because of it.

Now, perhaps if the question was which Bulls player is the most handsome, it would be easier for men to respond to than, who is the sexiest.

Yeah...the underlined is pretty much my point...the wording.

I'm also straight, hetro, and don't have much of an issue with it.

But...it isn't hard to miss the fact that neither one of us (nor the Houston fan for that matter) actually answered the question (unless you really do believe Scal is the sexiest Bull ever). We both opted to confirm how we are comfortable with said question...but "others" would be "more comfortable" if worded differently.

Alright, I won't cope out and answer it like a MAN then. Haha..

In all honesty, I think the best looking Bulls player in history is probably Reggie Theus.

The Bulls player who was a young ugly duckling who aged the most gracefully is far and away Scottie Pippen. The guy still looks so damn young, and his fashion sense just keeps getting better and better, whereas Jordan looks like he has really let himself go, and his fashion sense since he retired with his baggy jeans is just terrible.

Noah is probably the most unique looking player in Bulls history in that he isn't handsome, but he isn't ugly, though you couldn't blame anyone for thinking either way for him. He is so damn unique looking, which matches his personality. By all accounts though, I think he gets plenty of poon, probably because his famous, but I think it's mostly to do with personality and charm, and sometimes those traits can trump looks all day and night.

chrispatrick · Post #19 » by **chrispatrick** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 11:40 pm

The sexiest Bull of all time is Jimmy Butler. If I was looking for a man, I would look for maximum swag.

My comments on other contenders are as follows.

Korver - Looks like Ashton Kutcher from far away but has a Frankenstein vibe up close
Noah - very polarizing but solid genes, for what it's worth I think he's pretty
Armstrong - If you like the baby face
Kerr - seems to be aging well
Chandler - google "Tyson Chandler skinny calves" and you'll see what's keeping him from winning
Tyrus - Great smile but doesn't smile a lot
Nikola - my fiancee may leave me for his beard

Post #20 » by **fleet** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 11:48 pm

panthermark wrote:I'm also straight, hetro, and don't have much of an issue with it.

kulaz3000 wrote:Eh, I don't know I'm a straight heterosexual man and I'm perfectly comfortable in stating whether a man is good looking or not. Never understood why guys become so uncomfortable talking about other men's looks, it's not gay, get over it.

kulaz3000 wrote:I think the best looking Bulls player in history is probably Reggie Theus.