What Is Santa Bringing the Hornets This Year?

[fatlever]

Post your thoughts on what Santa should bring for each of the Hornets

Kemba - Santa brings Kemba Al Jefferson's giant bed, fluffy pillows and a full week of rest.

Nic - Santa bring Nic forced retirement papers from the French National Team.

Cody - Santa brings Cody a full suit of body armor, including a face mask.

MKG - Santa bring MKG the same thing he's been trying to bring MKG for 5 years... a fruitcake........ just kidding, its a jumpshot.

Marvin - Santa brings Marvin some Sexual Healing for his left hand and knee.

Frank - Santa brings Frank a protractor, so he can find the optimal angles for spotting up for his 3pt attempts.

Ramon - Santa brings Ramon a one-way ticket to China.

Roy - Santa brings Roy his balls, which were stolen several years ago in Indiana.

Spencer - Santa brings Spencer an orange prison jumpsuit from the future, previously worn by Hilary.

Marco - Santa brings Marco an unopened VHS copy of "Back Door Beauties", the winner of the 1992 AVN best picture award.

Jeremy - Santa brings Jeremy some sweet sweet Rustlers to wear around town.

Coach - Santa bring Coach Clifford an autographed picture of Judge Wapner to hang in his office.

[bravor]

A new member for the medical staff to prevent any injuries



ps : good one with Frank

[Braggins]

excellent lol

[JDR720]

cody can get new nose. mkg can get wolverines metal bones and frank can get some talent

[BigSlam]

Kemba: A plane ticket to New Orleans in Feb.

Bats: The Hornets to be relocated to France.

MKG: Mark Price.

Marv: My girlfriend with a big red ribbon around her (because my gf is in LOVE with Marv!!).

Cody: A cooler name (something like Zeus Jackson), skin colour about 11 shades darker and a huge Afro.

Sesh: The three point line moved 5ft closer in.

Sauce: A huge pile of crow to feed to us all.

Lamb: Amnesia for Coach Cliff - so he'll forget that Lamb banged his wife.

Frank: A trade out of Charlotte to escape all but one of our wraths.

Doc: The 2013/14 version of the NBA.

Coach Cliff: A huge stack of $1 bills so he's got something to stuff into the swear jar.


"BBMF'ers"

[fatlever]

Excellent Slam!

I can't believe I forgot Lamb.

Gonna edit my post now.

[countryboi]

Santa should bring the Hornets another go to scorer. Maybe scoring 2 guard pretty please

[Braggins]

I love these threads. You guys always do such a good job.

[TheKingofSting]

Hopefully Santa brought Cliff some new flip flops.


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[_tijo_]

Kemba: 4 more inches, and his own signature Jordan brand shoe - the Walker 1

MKG: A mind meld with Ray Allen, to smooth out that shot

Nic: Some bouncy insoles so he can stop running like his feet are attached to the floor and close out on D

Cody: A spikey facemask so that people stop elbowing him in the nose

Marv: Night vision goggles so he can find his lost 3 point shot

Frank: some confidence dust. Seriously, I've never seen a player get down on himself so much and "think" so much on the court. Play with swag like you did at Wisconsin.

Sessions: a Bobcats jersey so he thinks its 3 years ago

Roy: a Pacers jersey so he thinks its 3 years ago

Marco: a transcript of our draft thread of 2016 so he can laugh and laugh and laugh

Lamb: minutes (and a Red Bull)

Spence: N/A, he got his present early on election day

Cliff: After hearing for years about the genius of his coaching friends, and how their teams were going to make major leaps this year, having Thibs and SVG both under .500. And having his own team a top-4 team in the East.

Cho: Chef Curry wanting to come home

[Joest2003]

"Some sweet sweet rustlers to wear around town" awww man that literally had me in tears haha almost forgot about the rustlers.