Hottest Raptors - 2017

Mitty87 · Post #1 » by **Mitty87** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:11 am

After Ninjabro's ibaka thread I think it's time to find out what everyone thinks of the rest of the team.

This is a thread where you are free from any homophobic persecution you may get if you tried to discuss this with your friends in real life. If this isn't your thing, don't post or move along, thanks. For the record I am straight, kinda

List your most attractive 10 in order, points will be broken down to determine the final list. Anyone who's played minutes this year or last

1 - 10 points
2 - 9 points
And so on

1 - Serge Ibaka - tough guy on the court, seems like strong silent type who would listen to your problems but lets loose in the sack

2 - Kyle Lowry - a little over weight but sense of humour cancels that out for me

3 Demar - the skin thing is a little gross, but I think he grows out of it and I wouldn't turn him down over a little superficial thing. Good looking guy overall

4 - Jonas - a little too tall for me, just seems like a nice guy though, quite handsome

5 - PJ Tucker - tough guy, don't know if I would commit, seems like one night stand type of guy, possibly abusive

6 - Norman Powell - soso

7 - Patrick Patterson

8 - Corey Joseph - would be easier to stay in Canada and make "it work" with him, he makes the list on convienince alone for me

9 - poetl - seems like he would treat you right, easy to bring home to mom

10 - Delon wright

Post #2 » by **Duffman100** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:12 am

Demar at 3? That guy is not an attractive man.

Concernedcad · Post #3 » by **Concernedcad** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:13 am

Duffman100 wrote:Demar at 3? That guy is not an attractive man.

His physique tho. Dude is cut. His back is pretty defined.

VinBaker6 · Post #4 » by **VinBaker6** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:14 am

PJ Tucker possibly abusive looool

Scott Hall · Post #5 » by **Scott Hall** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:16 am

Magic fans are making fun of these threads on there forum

bigmandinky · Post #6 » by **bigmandinky** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:16 am

Swap cojo with Kyle. I agree with you PJ analysis tho

beanbag · Post #7 » by **beanbag** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:18 am

Scott Hall wrote:Magic fans are making fun of these threads on there forum

That's cuz they're not woke like we are. Also, stay off their board. It's bad for your health.

Ramed Nazored · Post #8 » by **Ramed Nazored** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:20 am

Scott Hall wrote:Magic fans are making fun of these threads on there forum

It's because they're all closeted homosexuals trying to wish-away-the-gay. Pay them no mind.

Only a man truly secure in his sexuality can wax poetic about the muscle tone and bone structure of his fellow man.

HolyMage110 · Post #9 » by **HolyMage110** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:24 am

What is going on...

Clementine64 · Post #10 » by **Clementine64** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:30 am

Ramed Nazored wrote:
Scott Hall wrote:Magic fans are making fun of these threads on there forum

It's because they're all closeted homosexuals trying to wish-away-the-gay. Pay them no mind.

Only a man truly secure in his sexuality can wax poetic about the muscle tone and bone structure of his fellow man.

It's one thing to be open and secure about your sexuality, but this is taking it too far this is a basketball forum and there is no need for this.

The other issue with this thread is that you all are objectifying men and rating them on a scale of one to ten etc. That is extremely sexist and should be against board policies.

Grandia · Post #11 » by **Grandia** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:30 am

Scott Hall wrote:Magic fans are making fun of these threads on there forum

Just imagine what the Charlotte forums must be saying about us then?

biyombo · Post #12 » by **biyombo** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:31 am

None for me, thanks.

LoveMyRaps · Post #13 » by **LoveMyRaps** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:31 am

LoveMyRaps · Post #14 » by **LoveMyRaps** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:33 am

Mitty87 · Post #15 » by **Mitty87** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:43 am

About Demar - he does have a great physique, but that's just my taste. Plus he can provide, I know I'd be taken care of. Success is attractive

umirin · Post #16 » by **umirin** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:44 am

This is gay af

HiMyNameIsTrey · Post #17 » by **HiMyNameIsTrey** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:45 am

Toronto Raptors, so hot right now.

Potential · Post #18 » by **Potential** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:45 am

Whose mans is this?

mamadoundiaye · Post #19 » by **mamadoundiaye** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:47 am

If raptors keep winning they can have me for a night

TooBad · Post #20 » by **TooBad** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:47 am

I hope some of you are female because this is getting weird.