

From the depths of second hell, aka Boston, Isaiah Thomas and those who we do not speak of arrive for their sole visit of 2017. Like a plague that creeps through the shadow, the green clovers make their way towards STAPLES. Leonitus Walton and the budding lads helm the way for a new rivalry to unfold.
However, it is also influenced by rivalries of years past. The evil negotiating warlock, who many refer to as simply Danny, is now tested by our newly appointed wizard from Lansing, Michigan. Will witchcraft cause disaster, or will magic shine once again in Hollywood?
For this is not simply any game, my brethren, no. This is against the evil that we've had so many wars against. Though there was heartbreak, there was triumph as well.
So yeah, what I'm trying to say is that if there are anymore games we win this year, I hope we can at least win this won. It's always nice to win against the Celtics.
Feel free to add whatever anti-Celtics stuff you want.