Chinese Nicknames for NBA Players

Moderators: Domejandro, ken6199, bisme37, Dirk, KingDavid, cupcakesnake, bwgood77, zimpy27, infinite11285

User avatar
TacoLord
Bench Warmer
Posts: 1,456
And1: 2,333
Joined: Jan 05, 2017
       

Chinese Nicknames for NBA Players 

Post#1 » by TacoLord » Wed May 9, 2018 8:20 am

This is pretty awesome, never heard of this before, so wanted to share. If it's a dupe thread, sorry, I did search for it though! I think Manu wins best name in a **** landslide. THE DEMON BLADE is so **** awesome!

Read on Twitter



Giannis Antetokounmpo - 字母哥 "Letters Bro"

Harden is 罚曼巴 FreeThrow Mamba, Boogie is T曼巴 Technical Mamba, and KI is 平曼巴 Flat (refers to his flat earth belief) Mamba. There is a huge Mamba Family.

Kobe is "Snail Shell" because it rhymes with "My [guy] Kobe." When he was young they called him 小飞侠 or “Peter Pan” (literally "Little Flying Warrior") and at the end he became 唠嗑 (“Chatterbox, Gossip"), which rhymes with "Old Kobe."

Manu Ginobili - 妖刀 "The Demon Blade" Perhaps the coolest nickname of them all, Ginobili earned this moniker for his ability to slash to the hoop using tricky footwork like the Eurostep.

Shaquille O'Neal - 大鲨鱼 "The Giant Shark" Derives from the fact that the first sound in the Chinese word for "shark" (shayu) sounds like the first sound in "Shaquille." Toward the end of his career, he was frequently called "O'Fat" (奥胖) - a play on "O'Neal."

Carmelo Anthony - 甜瓜 "Melon" Because his English nickname "Melo" sounds like the English word "melon" which they then translated into Chinese (pronounced tian gua).

Charles Barkley - 飞猪 "The Flying Pig"

Michael Jordon - 帮主 "Gang Boss" Jordan's ordinary name in Chinese is 乔丹 (qiao dan), but Qiao is also the surname of Qiao Feng, the leader of the "Beggars' Sect" in popular wuxia martial arts novels, often known simply as "Gang Boss Qiao" (乔帮主).

Dirk Nowitzki is 德国战车, "The German Panzer Tank" Tony Parker is 法国小跑车, "The Little French Sports Car"

James Harden - 大胡子 "The Big Beard" Paul Pierce - 真理 "The Truth" Allen Iverson - 答案 "The Answer" Gary Patyon - 手套 "The Glove" Kawhi Leonard - 可愛 - means "cute" but sounds like "Kawhi"

However, "Dr. J" did get turned into J博士 ("J, Ph.D."), and Steve Francis's nickname "The Franchise" was badly translated into 特权 ("Special Rights").

Dwyane Wade - 典韋 "Dian Wei" Dian Wei was a mighty warrior from the ancient Three Kingdoms Period who was a loyal sidekick of the general Cao Cao. He famously died covering for Cao Cao's retreat when they were ambushed by a rebel army. His name also sounds like "Dwyane Wade."

Stephon Marbury - 马政委 "Marburyist Political Commissar" This is a pun on "Marxist Political Commissar," since in Chinese both "Marbury" and "Marx" are spelled with the same first character "ma" ("horse").

Joel Embiid - 大帝 "The Great One" "Da di," meaning "great emperor" is the title used in Chinese for rulers who are called "the Great," as in "Alexander the Great"

Tim Duncan - 石佛 "The Stone Buddha" Due to his perceived unemotional nature

Hakeem Olajuwon was known as "The Dream" in English, but this got upgraded to 大夢 ("The Big Dream") in Chinese.

Tristan Thompson - 八贤王 "The King of Eights" Thompson held out of training camp in 2015 and received a contract worth more than 80 million, despite averaging only 8 points and 8 rebounds in 2014-2015. "The King of Eights" was a nickname for several historical Chinese rulers.

Doc Rivers - 河文档 "River Document"

Isaiah Jamar Thomas - 最强175 "The Great 5'8"" Literally "the strongest 175 [centimeters]"

Isiah Lord Thomas III - 微笑刺客 "The Smiling Assassin" A direct translation of one of his English nicknames

DeMar DeRozan - 北境之王 "The King in the North" Yes, this is in fact a "Game of Thrones" reference. Chris Bosh - 龙王 "King of the Dinos" This nickname has stuck with him since his days as the the star of the Toronto Raptors

Steph Curry - 库昊 "**** the sky" This is an extremely elaborate pun. One of Curry's phonetic names is 库里 (ku li) and the second character is a combination of the characters 日 ("sun") and 土 ("ground"). But 日 is also slang for "****." Given Curry's penchant for launching shots into the sky, Chinese netizens apparently felt it would be more apropos to name him "**** the sky" instead of "**** the ground," so they replaced "earth" (土) with "sky" (天) in the second character. Other common nicknames for Steph Curry include "Sprout God" (萌神) and "The Elementary School Student" (小学生), both playing on his diminutive stature.

Sometimes the Chinese give people feminized nicknames if they think they are too soft or do not conform to masculine stereotypes. Thus Pau Gasol is 家嫂 (jia sao, "Sister-in-Law") since it sounds a bit like "Gasol." Gordon Hayward is 九妹 ("The Ninth Sister") since he was the 9th pick in the draft.

Boogie Cousins - 表妹 "Younger Female Cousin" They directly translated his last name into Chinese, but went with the most effeminate version possible.

Kyle Anderson - 人类蠕动精华 "Human Peristalsis" Because he plays so slowly

Robert Horry - 關鍵先生 "Mr. Crucial" For his crucial shots in countless big games

Kyle Lowry - 小鋼炮 "The Little Cannon"

Mo Williams - 莫不傳 "Mo Won't Pass"

JaVale McGee - 囧神 "Gaffe God"

Paul George - 泡椒 "Pickled Chili Pepper" This is just because the pronunciation, pao jiao, sounds a bit like "Paul George"

J.R. Smith - 神經刀 "The Nerve Knife" Because he's so inconsistent it's like taking a knife to your nerves

Charlie Villanueva - 無眉大俠 "The No-Eyebrow Knight"

James Harden - 景德镇镇长 "The Mayor of Jingdezhen" Jingdezhen is a town famous for making fragile porcelain, so "Son of Jingdezhen" (景德镇之子) is a term for an NBA flop artist. Harden is perceived to be the best at this "art," so he gets to be the "mayor" of Floptown.

Another common nickname for Klay Thompson is 汤神 "Soup God" This is not related to "Splash Brothers, which the Chinese translate directly as 浪花兄弟 (although the Chinese word for splash - "wave flower" is pretty cool) Rather, the character for soup (汤) is the also the first sound in the phonetic rendering of "Thompson," so this is sort of like saying "Thom-God"

Similarly, Kristaps Porzingis is called 波神 "Wave God," also like saying "Po-God" The point is that they're basketball gods.

Dwight Howard was originally nicknamed 魔兽 "The Magic Beast," back when he was on the Orlando Magic. But after his troubled stint with the Lakers, some angry Chinese Lakers fans started calling him 魔胎, which uses the same first character, but means "The Evil Baby."

Bobby Portis & Nikola Mirotic - (血花兄弟) "Gash Brothers" After Portis punched Mirotic in the face, Chinese media called them "Gash Brothers" by analogy with "Splash Brothers." Could also translate as "Blood Brothers," with same meaning of becoming brothers by shedding blood.

So many Mambas! Chinese netizens love to adapt Kobe's nickname "Black Mamba" (黑曼巴) for other players. Of course they translated "White Mamba" (白曼巴) for Brian Scalabrine and "Red Mamba" (红曼巴) for Matt Bonner. But they respect the "Mamba" name & prefer to apply it to somewhat more prominent players. James Harden is the "Free Throw Mamba" (罚曼巴) for his otherworldly ability to get to the free throw line. More critically, he is known by haters as the "Porcelain Mamba" (瓷曼巴), suggesting that he gets fouls from barely being touched or by flopping.

Victor Oladipo is the "Diligent Mamba" (苦练曼巴) because Chinese netizens feel he drastically improved since last year, and therefore must have practiced very hard over the summer. Texting his trainer right after a game 7 loss only further validated this nickname. Andrew Wiggins is the "Strength Conserving Mamba" (养生曼巴), because people feel he is not aggressive enough and avoids dunking.

Boogie Cousins is the "Technical Mamba" (T曼巴 - literally, "T Mamba") due to his propensity to be assessed with technical fouls.

Andre Iguodala is the "Coffin Mamba" (棺曼巴). People feel he plays like an old man in the regular season, but then suddenly comes back to life in the playoffs. This transformation is known as "opening the coffin lid" (打开棺盖). More loosely translates to "Vampire Mamba."

Ryan Anderson is the "Standing Around Mamba" (站曼巴), because people feel he just stands around behind the three-point line, waiting for a catch-and-shoot pass.

Clint Capela is the "Pancake Mamba" (饼曼巴), because in Chinese scoring off of alley-oop lob passes is known as "eating pancakes." In this context, Chris Paul and James Harden, as the lob passers, are known as the "Pancake Makers" (做饼人).

Corey Brewer is the "Laughing Mamba" (笑曼巴), because he is known for his smiles and laughs.

Manu Ginobili became known as the "Bald Mamba" (秃曼巴) once he started going bald.

Steven Adams is the "Box Out Mamba" (卡曼巴). People feel Russell Westbrook is always looking to pad his stats, and that Adams is a genius at boxing out other big men so that Russ can swoop in and grab the rebound.

Eric Gordon is the "Round Face Mamba" (π曼巴, literally "Pi Mamba") because his face is really, really round. They have memes that prove this:

Image
chefdan
Sophomore
Posts: 192
And1: 70
Joined: Jul 04, 2011

Re: Chinese Nicknames for NBA Players 

Post#2 » by chefdan » Wed May 9, 2018 8:31 am

I love Tim Duncan's The stone mamba, Javale's gaffe god and lmfao at Charlie " the no eyebrow knight" Villanueva!!

Sent from my [device_name] using [url]RealGM mobile app[/url]
User avatar
Coxy
RealGM
Posts: 48,544
And1: 15,002
Joined: Jun 17, 2008
   

Re: Chinese Nicknames for NBA Players 

Post#3 » by Coxy » Wed May 9, 2018 8:38 am

Image
Drou
Junior
Posts: 478
And1: 400
Joined: Mar 28, 2017

Re: Chinese Nicknames for NBA Players 

Post#4 » by Drou » Wed May 9, 2018 8:41 am

This is hilarious, good post.
User avatar
Prez
Retired Mod
Retired Mod
Posts: 27,072
And1: 43,942
Joined: Jan 26, 2015
 

Re: Chinese Nicknames for NBA Players 

Post#5 » by Prez » Wed May 9, 2018 8:45 am

lmao @ Flat Mamba for Kyrie.
User avatar
Jellybeans
Starter
Posts: 2,461
And1: 2,972
Joined: Feb 13, 2016
     

Re: Chinese Nicknames for NBA Players 

Post#6 » by Jellybeans » Wed May 9, 2018 8:51 am

"The No-Eyebrow Knight" :D
rygar
Junior
Posts: 298
And1: 470
Joined: Jul 18, 2014

Re: Chinese Nicknames for NBA Players 

Post#7 » by rygar » Wed May 9, 2018 8:53 am

I like that they have their own basketball slang, like eating and making pancakes! I'm very interested what kind of other slang words they have.
User avatar
Dominator83
RealGM
Posts: 20,722
And1: 31,540
Joined: Jan 16, 2005
Location: NBA Hell

Re: Chinese Nicknames for NBA Players 

Post#8 » by Dominator83 » Wed May 9, 2018 8:55 am

Where's Joe "dolla Bill" Harris and Tyler "Meth Curry" Johnson?! That list got nothing on the creativity of the Realgm GB

Seriously though, fun read. Thanx OP
Fantasy Hoops/Football/Baseball fans..

For info on a forum that actually talks Fantasy sports and not spammed with soliciting leagues, PM me. The more the merrier !
User avatar
KayDee35
Bench Warmer
Posts: 1,432
And1: 1,741
Joined: Sep 05, 2009
Location: Cupcakery
   

Re: Chinese Nicknames for NBA Players 

Post#9 » by KayDee35 » Wed May 9, 2018 8:55 am

I'm going to call Carmelo, "Melon" from now on.
User avatar
DoubleLintendre
Assistant Coach
Posts: 4,327
And1: 8,647
Joined: Jul 15, 2012
 

Re: Chinese Nicknames for NBA Players 

Post#10 » by DoubleLintendre » Wed May 9, 2018 8:58 am

Awesome read. Cant believe you didn't Jimmer Fredette's ridiculously great nickname "The Lonely Master", it's up there with Demon Blade
IgorK
Veteran
Posts: 2,735
And1: 4,787
Joined: Mar 06, 2016
Location: Los Angeles
Contact:
     

Re: Chinese Nicknames for NBA Players 

Post#11 » by IgorK » Wed May 9, 2018 9:00 am

Nice find, thanks for sharing!
"You want me to own a team and deal with these rich, spoiled stubborn athletes, and try to get them to perform? No thank you." - Kobe

AMG
IgorK
Veteran
Posts: 2,735
And1: 4,787
Joined: Mar 06, 2016
Location: Los Angeles
Contact:
     

Re: Chinese Nicknames for NBA Players 

Post#12 » by IgorK » Wed May 9, 2018 9:01 am

I wonder if Lonzo's nickname is Brotherhood of the Thieves.
"You want me to own a team and deal with these rich, spoiled stubborn athletes, and try to get them to perform? No thank you." - Kobe

AMG
User avatar
Big Mac Biyombo
Analyst
Posts: 3,421
And1: 8,068
Joined: Apr 19, 2016
   

Re: Chinese Nicknames for NBA Players 

Post#13 » by Big Mac Biyombo » Wed May 9, 2018 9:02 am

This is one of the best things I've ever read on the internet. Thanks for sharing! :lol:
Raptorstopfan wrote:Demar is inarguably the best jump shooter NBA has seen in a long long time.
Franco
Veteran
Posts: 2,829
And1: 3,385
Joined: May 10, 2017
   

Re: Chinese Nicknames for NBA Players 

Post#14 » by Franco » Wed May 9, 2018 9:33 am

I just spit my water on my phone reading this. LMAO at the Flat Mamba :lol:
About 2018 Cavs:

euroleague wrote:His team would be considered a super-team in other eras, and that's why commentators like Charles Barkley criticize LBJ for his complaining. He has talent on his team, he just doesn't try during the regular season
BBallFreak
Retired Mod
Retired Mod
Posts: 56,992
And1: 18,096
Joined: Jun 23, 2001
   

Re: Chinese Nicknames for NBA Players 

Post#15 » by BBallFreak » Wed May 9, 2018 9:51 am

Charles Barkley - Flying Pig! Lol
User avatar
Pachinko_
RealGM
Posts: 20,680
And1: 23,972
Joined: Jun 13, 2016
 

Re: Chinese Nicknames for NBA Players 

Post#16 » by Pachinko_ » Wed May 9, 2018 10:24 am

Man the Chinese are awesome
Shame about the language barrier, but if you really get to know them there's just so much about them and they're a tonne of fun

Thanks OP

LOL at the Pi Mamba :D
User avatar
AdagioPace
Lead Assistant
Posts: 5,875
And1: 7,420
Joined: Jan 03, 2017
Location: Contado di Molise
   

Re: Chinese Nicknames for NBA Players 

Post#17 » by AdagioPace » Wed May 9, 2018 10:40 am

kyle anderson "human peristalsis" ... is the coolest insult I've ever read :lol:
"La natura gode della natura; la natura trionfa sulla natura; la natura domina la natura" - Ostanes
User avatar
AdagioPace
Lead Assistant
Posts: 5,875
And1: 7,420
Joined: Jan 03, 2017
Location: Contado di Molise
   

Re: Chinese Nicknames for NBA Players 

Post#18 » by AdagioPace » Wed May 9, 2018 10:41 am

BBallFreak wrote:Charles Barkley - Flying Pig! Lol


flying for offensive rebounds ...check
overweight.......check

:lol:
"La natura gode della natura; la natura trionfa sulla natura; la natura domina la natura" - Ostanes
Flash Falcon X
General Manager
Posts: 8,997
And1: 4,716
Joined: Oct 19, 2010
 

Re: Chinese Nicknames for NBA Players 

Post#19 » by Flash Falcon X » Wed May 9, 2018 10:55 am

A lot of these names are actually interesting!

It makes NBA players seem like video game characters or people from mythology.

For some reason, Demon Blade sounds perfect for Manu. Whenever I think of his game I’m always thinking of him cutting, slicing and slashing. And the whole vibe of the nickname matches the Spurs uniform color.


Sent from my iPhone using RealGM Forums
#DubNation
Dallas2020
Sophomore
Posts: 248
And1: 176
Joined: Jan 21, 2018

Re: Chinese Nicknames for NBA Players 

Post#20 » by Dallas2020 » Wed May 9, 2018 11:00 am

Flying Pig, jesus christ...

Return to The General Board