Nate Robinson vs a Kangaroo

EasternHeretic · Post #1 » by **EasternHeretic** » Tue Dec 1, 2020 2:12 am

better boxer?
better athlete? does a kangaroo run faster or have the higher vertical?

Watch on YouTube

RoxSteady · Post #2 » by **RoxSteady** » Tue Dec 1, 2020 2:16 am

Corny.

Dupp · Post #3 » by **Dupp** » Tue Dec 1, 2020 2:17 am

Change it to kangaroo vs prime Tyson and we got a discussion

SMTBSI · Post #4 » by **SMTBSI** » Tue Dec 1, 2020 2:25 am

I'd say it largely depends on the kangaroo.

GregOden · Post #5 » by **GregOden** » Tue Dec 1, 2020 2:25 am

Dupp wrote:Change it to kangaroo vs prime Tyson and we got a discussion

Boxers dont usually take kicks too well.

RoundMoundOfRebound · Post #6 » by **RoundMoundOfRebound** » Tue Dec 1, 2020 2:42 am

RoundMoundOfRebound · Post #7 » by **RoundMoundOfRebound** » Tue Dec 1, 2020 2:46 am

Nate Robinson vs a Kangaroo in basketball?

ptsuperfly · Post #8 » by **ptsuperfly** » Tue Dec 1, 2020 5:33 am

Those teep kicks from that Roo, tho... and the clinch work. In the back of my mind I always knew they trained Muay Thai.

Have to change it to kickboxing. Could be pretty good, with Nate and the Kangaroo throwing flying kicks at each other.

AussieCeltic · Post #9 » by **AussieCeltic** » Tue Dec 1, 2020 5:38 am

If you’ve ever seen a red Kangaroo in the outback, you’d know the answer to this.

Sofia · Post #10 » by **Sofia** » Tue Dec 1, 2020 5:49 am

ptsuperfly wrote:Those teep kicks from that Roo, tho... and the clinch work. In the back of my mind I always knew they trained Muay Thai.

Have to change it to kickboxing. Could be pretty good, with Nate and the Kangaroo throwing flying kicks at each other.

Only thing Nate be throwing is a farewell party for himself the night before kangaroo **** him up

Winsome Gerbil · Post #11 » by **Winsome Gerbil** » Tue Dec 1, 2020 6:41 am

Haha. Well at least this one's clever.

But you forgot the poll of who would win.

EArl · Post #12 » by **EArl** » Tue Dec 1, 2020 7:48 am

Watch on YouTube

Nate has a chance.

macNcheese3 · Post #13 » by **macNcheese3** » Tue Dec 1, 2020 8:04 am

Oh man lol

ptsuperfly · Post #14 » by **ptsuperfly** » Thu Dec 3, 2020 5:38 pm

Sofia wrote:
ptsuperfly wrote:Those teep kicks from that Roo, tho... and the clinch work. In the back of my mind I always knew they trained Muay Thai.

Have to change it to kickboxing. Could be pretty good, with Nate and the Kangaroo throwing flying kicks at each other.

Only thing Nate be throwing is a farewell party for himself the night before kangaroo **** him up

Truth.

Now you have me giggling imagining Nate getting launched across the ring. :lol:

Post #15 » by **Yuri Vaultin** » Thu Dec 3, 2020 5:44 pm

I think we should start smaller. Like "Nate Robinson vs a midget with no arms" and go from there.

Wallace_Wallace · Post #16 » by **Wallace_Wallace** » Thu Dec 3, 2020 6:23 pm

RoundMoundOfRebound wrote:

The kangaroo in the second gif could curl a Nate Robinson on each arm

AbeVigodaLive · Post #17 » by **AbeVigodaLive** » Thu Dec 3, 2020 6:37 pm

EasternHeretic wrote:better boxer?
better athlete? does a kangaroo run faster or have the higher vertical?

Watch on YouTube

Gotta admit... found this fascinating. Couldn't look away.

Kangaroos are an odd animal.

But as noted, terrible in basketball. I wouldn't draft one. The wingspan sucks and the lateral quickness is virtually nonexistent — making them huge liabilities in the playoffs when teams force switches constantly on the hunt for favorable matchups.

MotownMadness · Post #18 » by **MotownMadness** » Thu Dec 3, 2020 7:25 pm

Couple years ago I took my kids through the kangaroos exhibit at the Detroit Zoo and it was like a giant orgy in there. Everywhere you looked they were just in all different positions :lol:

J_T · Post #19 » by **J_T** » Thu Dec 3, 2020 7:41 pm

RoundMoundOfRebound wrote:

Looks tough, but that was in his prime. Roger (that was his name) died 2 years ago. This was the last photo taken of him, few days before he was gone:

Spoiler:

Still looks something I wouldn't want to be around when angry, but I think it's closer to the shape our retired NBA heroes and amateur brawlers are in.

ptsuperfly · Post #20 » by **ptsuperfly** » Thu Dec 3, 2020 7:48 pm

MotownMadness wrote:Couple years ago I took my kids through the kangaroos exhibit at the Detroit Zoo and it was like a giant orgy in there. Everywhere you looked they were just in all different positions

Kangaroos just know how to party.

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