Masai is Making Phone Calls!

[OakleyDokely]

Cp24 helicopters ready

[CAA]

I read that Masai will only announce he's re-signed once all RealGM board members can agree on how much to pay GTJ...

[Hero_Panda]

Cp24 helicopters ready

(webster's) palms are sweaty?
(nurse's) mom's spaghetti?

[Hero_Panda]

Both phones didn’t even have anyone on the other end.

Both phone cords weren't attached to anything.

[Raps Next GM]

I come to RealGM for the insights, but I stay for the brilliantly funny posts.
Well done!

I can’t decide which is my favourite. Both are amazing!

The day after

"O-M-G, did you see the way Jalen kept looking over at you during the draft?"

he learned from the best

Find a new slant.

[Raps Next GM]

The day after

"O-M-G, did you see the way Jalen kept looking over at you during the draft?"

If you could superimpose Bobby Webster’s face over hers, RealGM should just shut down because no post could ever be better.

[alivinglegend]

[Coco Costanza]

The day after

"O-M-G, did you see the way Jalen kept looking over at you during the draft?"

If you could superimpose Bobby Webster’s face over hers, RealGM should just shut down because no post could ever be better.

I would, but I have no idea how to add still images to gifs.

[Coco Costanza]

[pilkoids]

I'm surprised this board isn't flooded with more memes. Is it because most people don't know how to upload a jpg to imgur and link it here?

[YelloC]

I'm surprised this board isn't flooded with more memes. Is it because most people don't know how to upload a jpg to imgur and link it here?

Can confirm.

[ruckus]

I'm surprised this board isn't flooded with more memes. Is it because most people don't know how to upload a jpg to imgur and link it here?

Can confirm.

If you're still on RealGM, you're either a boomer or challenged mentally.

[Raptorfan2012]

I am so confused about Masai. If he was going to another team, wouldnt the other team want him at their office right now working on the offseason? Since he is still here working hard, I doubt that is an option. His contract is up, so either he is working for free or he already signed and just the minor details are being reviewed.

The only other option is he is leaving for Africa, but I mean he is really going above and beyond if that is the case; these next two weeks will be a very critical point of the Raptors that can affect them for years. These moments is where execs like Masai make their bank, so really he is working for free if he is indeed leaving later this summer.

[nestea]

he learned from the best

This guy was so conceded

[rapluva]

Masai: Hello, Hello...

DeMar: *click

Masai: Hey DeMar, it's me Masai

DeMar: *click

Meanwhile...

Bobby: I had dinner with Masai.. I had breakfast with Masai.. he's in the room upstairs making calls..

Grange: what does that mean, is Masai and Bobby sleeping together?

Morey: hey Masai, u want Simmons, I want Freddy, Kyle, OG and your 4th pick.

Masai: Hey Darryl, when you say Freddy, do u mean Freddy G... And did u say OG or Adobe?

Morey: no no . I meant OG and Freddy Vanvleet. That's what I want.

Masai: I want what you are smoking Darryl. Why don't you try the Spurs or the Warriors, I hear their GMs are idiots.

Bobby: hey Masai, I just confused the media, told them you were on a call, they believed me. Wanna go for lunch..

Masai: Sure..and let's hook up with Morrey, he has some brownies he want us to try out... Says it clears his mind and he gets a clearer picture of what his players are worth.