OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
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OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
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OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
Had the discussion today with my eskimo brother and we both came to the same conclusion. If someone disrespects you and your missus, there ain't no amount of muscle and strength that'll protect the dude when I'm seeing red. You can be as large and strong as Shaq, but if I see red ain't nobody finna be able to hold me back from unleashing the inner demon. They'd have to pull me off his unconscious body.
What about y'all?
What about y'all?
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Lol
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Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
Idk, she can probably sue over that and come away with a quick 100K shut up and go away settlement.
Nothing to Zion but legit life changing money for her. More than any of us will ever see in our life.
Nothing to Zion but legit life changing money for her. More than any of us will ever see in our life.

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Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
Wait until he goes to the restroom
Then bottle him
Then bottle him

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Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
Find a way to make money out of it.
My girlfriend doesn’t like fat guys anyways.
My girlfriend doesn’t like fat guys anyways.
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Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
Who am I clubbing with? Random dudes? Mike Tyson?
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Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
In case you are wondering that is your inner demon on the left...



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Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
LessEyeTest wrote:Had the discussion today with my eskimo brother and we both came to the same conclusion. If someone disrespects you and your missus, there ain't no amount of muscle and strength that'll protect the dude when I'm seeing red. You can be as large and strong as Shaq, but if I see red ain't nobody finna be able to hold me back from unleashing the inner demon. They'd have to pull me off his unconscious body.
What about y'all?

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Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
LessEyeTest wrote:Had the discussion today with my eskimo brother and we both came to the same conclusion. If someone disrespects you and your missus, there ain't no amount of muscle and strength that'll protect the dude when I'm seeing red. You can be as large and strong as Shaq, but if I see red ain't nobody finna be able to hold me back from unleashing the inner demon. They'd have to pull me off his unconscious body.
What about y'all?
Same thing 'cept that body wouldn't just finna be unconscious, ya dig? No cap. Eskimo or not.
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By far the most irrelevant off season thread ever. Haha.
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Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
Distract him with a Big Mac maybe?
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Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
Wave a pizza slice in one hand to distract him, head fake high then go for the knee!

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Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
No doubt about it, you gotta tear that ass up.



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Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
LessEyeTest wrote:Had the discussion today with my eskimo brother and we both came to the same conclusion. If someone disrespects you and your missus, there ain't no amount of muscle and strength that'll protect the dude when I'm seeing red. You can be as large and strong as Shaq, but if I see red ain't nobody finna be able to hold me back from unleashing the inner demon. They'd have to pull me off his unconscious body.
What about y'all?
Lol. You won't do ****.
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Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
LessEyeTest wrote:Had the discussion today with my eskimo brother and we both came to the same conclusion. If someone disrespects you and your missus, there ain't no amount of muscle and strength that'll protect the dude when I'm seeing red. You can be as large and strong as Shaq, but if I see red ain't nobody finna be able to hold me back from unleashing the inner demon. They'd have to pull me off his unconscious body.
What about y'all?
Lmao he'd break you in half and beat you with your leg half
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Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?
th87 wrote:LessEyeTest wrote:Had the discussion today with my eskimo brother and we both came to the same conclusion. If someone disrespects you and your missus, there ain't no amount of muscle and strength that'll protect the dude when I'm seeing red. You can be as large and strong as Shaq, but if I see red ain't nobody finna be able to hold me back from unleashing the inner demon. They'd have to pull me off his unconscious body.
What about y'all?
Lmao he'd break you in half and beat you with your leg half
how do you know he identifies as his top half? maybe "HE" is the leg half

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