OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?

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OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response? 

Post#1 » by LessEyeTest » Sun Jul 24, 2022 3:28 am

Had the discussion today with my eskimo brother and we both came to the same conclusion. If someone disrespects you and your missus, there ain't no amount of muscle and strength that'll protect the dude when I'm seeing red. You can be as large and strong as Shaq, but if I see red ain't nobody finna be able to hold me back from unleashing the inner demon. They'd have to pull me off his unconscious body.

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Post#2 » by CIN-C-STAR » Sun Jul 24, 2022 3:38 am

Lol
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Post#4 » by celticfan42487 » Sun Jul 24, 2022 3:41 am

Idk, she can probably sue over that and come away with a quick 100K shut up and go away settlement.

Nothing to Zion but legit life changing money for her. More than any of us will ever see in our life.
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Post#5 » by KRANG » Sun Jul 24, 2022 3:42 am

Wait until he goes to the restroom

Then bottle him
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Post#6 » by BlazersBroncos » Sun Jul 24, 2022 3:44 am

Find a way to make money out of it.

My girlfriend doesn’t like fat guys anyways.
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Post#7 » by DavidSterned » Sun Jul 24, 2022 3:46 am

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Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response? 

Post#8 » by SomeBunghole » Sun Jul 24, 2022 3:51 am

Who am I clubbing with? Random dudes? Mike Tyson?
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Post#9 » by RoundMoundOfRebound » Sun Jul 24, 2022 3:53 am

In case you are wondering that is your inner demon on the left...

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Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response? 

Post#10 » by JimmyPlopper » Sun Jul 24, 2022 3:55 am

LessEyeTest wrote:Had the discussion today with my eskimo brother and we both came to the same conclusion. If someone disrespects you and your missus, there ain't no amount of muscle and strength that'll protect the dude when I'm seeing red. You can be as large and strong as Shaq, but if I see red ain't nobody finna be able to hold me back from unleashing the inner demon. They'd have to pull me off his unconscious body.

What about y'all?


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Re: OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response? 

Post#11 » by Modulate » Sun Jul 24, 2022 4:01 am

LessEyeTest wrote:Had the discussion today with my eskimo brother and we both came to the same conclusion. If someone disrespects you and your missus, there ain't no amount of muscle and strength that'll protect the dude when I'm seeing red. You can be as large and strong as Shaq, but if I see red ain't nobody finna be able to hold me back from unleashing the inner demon. They'd have to pull me off his unconscious body.

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Same thing 'cept that body wouldn't just finna be unconscious, ya dig? No cap. Eskimo or not.
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Post#12 » by baldur » Sun Jul 24, 2022 4:03 am

By far the most irrelevant off season thread ever. Haha.
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Post#13 » by Ascrilas » Sun Jul 24, 2022 4:04 am

Distract him with a Big Mac maybe?
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Post#14 » by Yuri Vaultin » Sun Jul 24, 2022 4:04 am

Wave a pizza slice in one hand to distract him, head fake high then go for the knee!
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Post#17 » by Kurtz » Sun Jul 24, 2022 4:17 am

No doubt about it, you gotta tear that ass up.

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Post#18 » by Beethoven » Sun Jul 24, 2022 4:19 am

LessEyeTest wrote:Had the discussion today with my eskimo brother and we both came to the same conclusion. If someone disrespects you and your missus, there ain't no amount of muscle and strength that'll protect the dude when I'm seeing red. You can be as large and strong as Shaq, but if I see red ain't nobody finna be able to hold me back from unleashing the inner demon. They'd have to pull me off his unconscious body.

What about y'all?

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Post#19 » by th87 » Sun Jul 24, 2022 4:20 am

LessEyeTest wrote:Had the discussion today with my eskimo brother and we both came to the same conclusion. If someone disrespects you and your missus, there ain't no amount of muscle and strength that'll protect the dude when I'm seeing red. You can be as large and strong as Shaq, but if I see red ain't nobody finna be able to hold me back from unleashing the inner demon. They'd have to pull me off his unconscious body.

What about y'all?


Lmao he'd break you in half and beat you with your leg half
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Post#20 » by JimmyPlopper » Sun Jul 24, 2022 4:24 am

th87 wrote:
LessEyeTest wrote:Had the discussion today with my eskimo brother and we both came to the same conclusion. If someone disrespects you and your missus, there ain't no amount of muscle and strength that'll protect the dude when I'm seeing red. You can be as large and strong as Shaq, but if I see red ain't nobody finna be able to hold me back from unleashing the inner demon. They'd have to pull me off his unconscious body.

What about y'all?


Lmao he'd break you in half and beat you with your leg half


how do you know he identifies as his top half? maybe "HE" is the leg half :)
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