NYC Anuses vs Sleeve of Wizards Preseason Game Thread - 10/14, 7:30

thebuzzardman · Post #1 » by **thebuzzardman** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:26 pm

7:30 PM, EST, MSG
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thebuzzardman · Post #2 » by **thebuzzardman** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:27 pm

For your posting pleasure and hottest of hot takes

robillionaire · Post #3 » by **robillionaire** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:30 pm

Porzingis is pretending to be injured so he doesn’t have to come into MSG and face Randle

Clyde_Style · Post #4 » by **Clyde_Style** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:30 pm

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robillionaire · Post #5 » by **robillionaire** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:31 pm

This is the first and true game thread, go anuses

thebuzzardman · Post #6 » by **thebuzzardman** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:32 pm

Discus:

Knox - sucks or no?
Cam - bum juice or liquid hobo?
RJ - Love em' or he's a robot
Randle - hate him, love him, analyze his mental state
Homer, hater or realist
TS% - Greatest basketball evaluation tool ever?
Actual Game
Mitch - Big difference maker or big dummy?
Hartenstein - is it ok to call him Shartenstein when he plays like, well, shart?
Melo's oreo habit
Shammod's menthol cigarette habit
Chanel's TS% habit
Guano's Fournier condition
Obi - legit or Turbo Lance Thomas?

And many more!

Guano · Post #7 » by **Guano** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:33 pm

Only playing lotto teams in the preseason should do wonders to temper expectations.

Clyde_Style · Post #8 » by **Clyde_Style** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:33 pm

Guano wrote:Only playing lotto teams in the preseason should do wonders to temper expectations.

3toheadmelo · Post #9 » by **3toheadmelo** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:37 pm

Heat for good luck

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Guano · Post #10 » by **Guano** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:37 pm

Clyde_Style wrote:
Guano wrote:Only playing lotto teams in the preseason should do wonders to temper expectations.

gif is a perfect representation of when the season starts and reality hits

iLLmatic860 · Post #11 » by **iLLmatic860** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:38 pm

I would trade Randle For KP

Clyde_Style · Post #12 » by **Clyde_Style** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:38 pm

Guano wrote:
Clyde_Style wrote:
Guano wrote:Only playing lotto teams in the preseason should do wonders to temper expectations.

gif is a perfect representation of when the season starts and reality hits

I have no clue when or why I made that one, but there it was in my GIF gallery waiting to be brought back from the GIF graveyard. Seems you've been catching some heat lately so it seems pretty useful now :lol:

Jalen Bluntson · Post #13 » by **Jalen Bluntson** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:41 pm

Red Vines. What player did Red go all in on and snap? Elfturd? :lol:

Guano · Post #14 » by **Guano** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:43 pm

Clyde_Style wrote:
Guano wrote:
Clyde_Style wrote:

gif is a perfect representation of when the season starts and reality hits

I have no clue when or why I made that one, but there it was in my GIF gallery waiting to be brought back from the GIF graveyard. Seems you've been catching some heat lately so it seems pretty useful now

I'm confident Fourni3r will bounce back tonight with a solid 15pts to take the heat off.

Clyde_Style · Post #15 » by **Clyde_Style** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:44 pm

Are We Ther Yet wrote:Red Vines. What player did Red go all in on and snap? Elfturd?

Was that the trigger?

That's like flipping out over a veggie burger shortage

Jalen Bluntson · Post #16 » by **Jalen Bluntson** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:47 pm

Clyde_Style wrote:
Are We Ther Yet wrote:Red Vines. What player did Red go all in on and snap? Elfturd?

Was that the trigger?

That's like flipping out over a veggie burger shortage

I don't recall the player but, wait...was it Trey Burke? I am almost positive it was Trey Burke.

Guano · Post #17 » by **Guano** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:48 pm

Clyde_Style wrote:
Are We Ther Yet wrote:Red Vines. What player did Red go all in on and snap? Elfturd?

Was that the trigger?

That's like flipping out over a veggie burger shortage

We're not knocking black bean burgers now are we. I'm catching strays all over the place here.

Clyde_Style · Post #18 » by **Clyde_Style** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:49 pm

Are We Ther Yet wrote:
Clyde_Style wrote:
Are We Ther Yet wrote:Red Vines. What player did Red go all in on and snap? Elfturd?

Was that the trigger?

That's like flipping out over a veggie burger shortage

I don't recall the player but, wait...was it Trey Burke? I am almost positive it was Trey Burke.

Oh, you mean the Tiny Tot Dribbling Machine? :lol:

Clyde_Style · Post #19 » by **Clyde_Style** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:49 pm

Guano wrote:
Clyde_Style wrote:
Are We Ther Yet wrote:Red Vines. What player did Red go all in on and snap? Elfturd?

Was that the trigger?

That's like flipping out over a veggie burger shortage

We're not knocking black bean burgers now are we. I'm catching strays all over the place here.

Fk black bean burgers and the horse they rode in on!

Harsh enough?

RHODEY · Post #20 » by **RHODEY** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:54 pm

[quote="thebuzzardman"]Discus:

Knox - sucks or no?
Cam - bum juice or liquid hobo?
RJ - Love em' or he's a robot
Randle - hate him, love him, analyze his mental state
Homer, hater or realist
TS% - Greatest basketball evaluation tool ever?
Actual Game
Mitch - Big difference maker or big dummy?
Hartenstein - is it ok to call him Shartenstein when he plays like, well, shart?
Melo's oreo habit
Shammod's menthol cigarette habit
Chanel's TS% habit
Guano's Fournier condition
Obi - legit or Turbo Lance Thomas?

And many more![/quote]
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