Walker Kessler's Girlfriend, Abbie Stockard wins Miss America

[doogie_hauser]

https://kslsports.com/535041/abbie-stockard-walker-kessler-miss-america/




Ainge's asking price for Big Kes is now 7 unprotected first round picks if she comes in the deal !

Seriously well done to Abbie and the Big Fella on having a stellar season himself.

[UcanUwill]

Well, congrats to her, and Walker, good job both. Ok, I googled her, creep alert, kinda hard to find pictures where she is not airbrushed to the point you don't even see a person anymore, but looking at that Miss America photo library, yeah she is very cute.

[Lalouie]

she must be wholesome

[bkkrh]

Well, guess we learned that you need to be 6 feet tall to get a woman and 7 feet tall to get a Miss America .

[mastermixer]

Jesus. She could probably cut glass with those elbows lol.

I could never be with a girl with elbows that pointy. Ears are WAY too far apart too

[UcanUwill]

Well, guess we learned that you need to be 6 feet tall to get a woman and 7 feet tall to get a Miss America .

As 5'9, I prove your theory correct.

[jasonxxx102]

Jesus. She could probably cut glass with those elbows lol.

I could never be with a girl with elbows that pointy. Ears are WAY too far apart too

[bkkrh]

Well, guess we learned that you need to be 6 feet tall to get a woman and 7 feet tall to get a Miss America .

As 5'9, I prove your theory correct.

Pro tip, just move to Portugal. I'm 6'2 and I felt like a giant there. You'd basically be 6'3 for Portuguese standards .

[SlimShady83]

[PlatinumState]

Wonder what her competition looked like, cause she looks very cookie cutter

[DelAbbot]

https://kslsports.com/535041/abbie-stockard-walker-kessler-miss-america/




Ainge's asking price for Big Kes is now 7 unprotected first round picks if she comes in the deal !

Seriously well done to Abbie and the Big Fella on having a stellar season himself.

[UcanUwill]

Well, guess we learned that you need to be 6 feet tall to get a woman and 7 feet tall to get a Miss America .

As 5'9, I prove your theory correct.

Pro tip, just move to Portugal. I'm 6'2 and I felt like a giant there. You'd basically be 6'3 for Portuguese standards .

Naw man, I can't compete with Portugese looks, I am ugly for Eastern Euro standards, and if you saw Stalker 2 gameplay, that sh*t is accurate

[Ferulci]

Jesus. She could probably cut glass with those elbows lol.

I could never be with a girl with elbows that pointy. Ears are WAY too far apart too

Your post gives this energy:

[Optms]

Seen better at my local super market. No green needed.

[Enso]

Wonder what her competition looked like, cause she looks very cookie cutter

Spoiler:

Prob a lot of women with shlongs

Easy dub

Strike for misogynist/transphobic comment.

[GeorgeMarcus]

Well, guess we learned that you need to be 6 feet tall to get a woman and 7 feet tall to get a Miss America .

As 5'9, I prove your theory correct.

Psh that's nothing- try being 5'8''! Every inch under 6' becomes exponentially more damning

Our only option is to make a lot of $$$... which I guess is strike 2 for me as a teacher

[Kingdibs19]

Jesus. She could probably cut glass with those elbows lol.

I could never be with a girl with elbows that pointy. Ears are WAY too far apart too

Your post gives this energy:

He was actually going for this classic meme. And it was a great joke until your ruined it

[GeorgeMarcus]

*Trying to conceal my jealousy* Hey Walker:

Watch on YouTube

[LuDux1]

Last time this happened we got Domantas Sabonis

[og15]

Cool, I guess....

Jesus. She could probably cut glass with those elbows lol.

I could never be with a girl with elbows that pointy. Ears are WAY too far apart too

Your post gives this energy:

I'm pretty sure that was the point and the joke lol