Would you *#@$ the following Red Sox reporters?

GreenerPastures · Post #1 » by **GreenerPastures** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:05 am

Tina Cervasio: from the neck up, she's far from glamorous. But she has got the total MILF package otherwise, and I have a thing for her type, horse face or not, so I say YAY (as opposed to NAYYYYY... get it... horse.... har har har).

Kathryn Tappen: um, yeaaaaaaaaah!

Hazel Mae: She's not as intriguing as two years ago when she was a hot, new commodity and a welcome change to the NESN crew from guys like Bob Rodgers, Eric Frede, etc etc, but I'd still hit it. YAY

Amalie Benjamin: She's kinda ugly and greasy looking. NAY

The Rondo Show · Post #2 » by **The Rondo Show** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:58 am

I'd **** them all, but there are conditions. I'd make both Tina and Hazel put paper bags over their heads and I'd demand that Amalie left those cute glasses on, the ones she usually only uses off and on.

Amalie is the only one who knows sports, which is pretty hot, so I'd also demand she shout out Dustin Pedroia's on base percentage while I was doing her.

I'd tap Tappen all day, every day with no conditions though.

Post #3 » by **Basketball Jesus** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:32 pm

Ewwwww. Hazel Mae is a tranny and Amalie Benjamin enjoys Melissa Ethridge and clothes from L.L. Bean.

risktaker91 · Post #4 » by **risktaker91** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:33 pm

Back when Hazel was a host in Sportsnet in Toronto, I'd wake up early every day to see her. She was hot, not so much after she moved to Boston...

Come back Mae!

Post #5 » by **Celtics_Champs** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:05 pm

People I would screw before hazel or amalie:

Jayme Parker
Those Hot bruins ice girls
Mike Reiss

Tina, yeah why not. And tappen is a beauty.

Post #6 » by **Chach** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:42 pm

You're all a bunch of idiots for hating on Amalie. She is adorable and knows sports. She may not be the hottest girl on television but she is cute and intelligent and knows more sports and the Red Sox than most of you. If only she didn't get Lilith Fair 2002 tattooed above her box. mahalo
~Chach~

GreenerPastures · Post #7 » by **GreenerPastures** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:43 pm

Chach wrote:You're all a bunch of idiots for hating on Amalie. She is adorable and knows sports. She may not be the hottest girl on television but she is cute and intelligent and knows more sports and the Red Sox than most of you. If only she didn't get Lilith Fair 2002 tattooed above her box. mahalo
~Chach~

Being intelligent and knowledgeable about the Red Sox doesn't absolve her of being sexually unattractive.

Post #8 » by **Celtics_Champs** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:47 pm

Chach wrote:You're all a bunch of idiots for hating on Amalie. She is adorable and knows sports. She may not be the hottest girl on television but she is cute and intelligent and knows more sports and the Red Sox than most of you. If only she didn't get Lilith Fair 2002 tattooed above her box. mahalo
~Chach~

Did she really? :rofl:

Post #9 » by **Chach** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:48 pm

She is adorable and her intelligence makes her that much hotter. If you are basing her off of a few bad appearances on television then I feel bad for your penis' lack of use. mahalo
~Chach~

GreenerPastures · Post #10 » by **GreenerPastures** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:51 pm

Chach wrote:She is adorable and her intelligence makes her that much hotter. If you are basing her off of a few bad appearances on television then I feel bad for your penis' lack of use. mahalo
~Chach~

versus

Sorry, I like REAL women. Amalie looks like a greasy college freshman.

Post #11 » by **Basketball Jesus** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:29 pm

Correction: you love transvestites from Canada.

The correct answer is Erin Andrews (because I said so):

:eyeboners:

GreenerPastures · Post #12 » by **GreenerPastures** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:43 pm

Basketball Jesus wrote:Correction: you love transvestites from Canada.

The correct answer is Erin Andrews (because I said so):

:eyeboners:

Are those implants?

I want to poke those things.

9.5/10 body
7/10 features, everything else

NH_soxfan14 · Post #13 » by **NH_soxfan14** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:21 am

i'd @#$% tina and hazel any day of the week

Pierce 4 3 · Post #14 » by **Pierce 4 3** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:43 am

Hazel May...eww

Post #15 » by **Basketball Jesus** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:04 am

GreenerPastures wrote:Are those implants?

I want to poke those things.

From what I hear they're pretty spectacular up close.

Pierce 4 3 · Post #16 » by **Pierce 4 3** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:19 am

Basketball Jesus wrote:From what I hear they're pretty spectacular up close.

where'd ya hear that

Post #17 » by **Celtics_Champs** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:50 am

Couple years back a little horny bastard was obsessed with wendi nix. Now, not so much....

Erin andrews is a hottie. ESPN has really upgraded from there days of only Linda Cohn.

Post #18 » by **Basketball Jesus** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:51 am

Pierce 4 3 wrote:where'd ya hear that

ESPN Insider

Post #19 » by **Chach** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:50 am

GreenerPastures wrote:-= original quote snipped =-

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versus

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Sorry, I like REAL women. Amalie looks like a greasy college freshman.

Basketball Jesus wrote:Correction: you love transvestites from Canada.

If you are looking for a "real" woman, I'd suggest looking farther than Hazel and her made to order breasts. mahalo
~Chach~

Pierce 4 3 · Post #20 » by **Pierce 4 3** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:04 pm

Basketball Jesus wrote:ESPN Insider