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To be Derek Jeter.....damn 

Post#1 » by VinnyTheMick » Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:33 pm

October 16, 2007 -- IF Bronx Bomber Derek Jeter wants to keep his sex life a secret, he should learn to tie up any post-tryst loose ends.

Our spy in the lobby of the Shore Club in Miami early Sunday morning spotted "two scantily clad women screaming at the front desk because they had spent the night at Jeter's penthouse and were then charged for parking."

"The girls were wearing what looked like the same clothes they wore the night before - a tight cocktail dress and a mini-skirt. They were making a huge scene because they were asked to pay for parking.

"Obviously, they'd spent the night there," giggled the onlooker, who noted that one of the overnight guests was screaming into the phone, "After last night, he'd better [bleep]ing take care of it!"

After a bit of insistence, "they eventually left happy. I assume he paid for their parking after all," said our snitch.

Jeter is notorious for his off-field plays - he's been linked to the likes of Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Jordana Brewster, Mariah Carey, Scarlett Johansson, Vanessa Minnillo and Gabrielle Union. Shore Club reps had "no comment," and a Yankee rep did not return calls.


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Post#2 » by KnickTerp12 » Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:14 am

YAY No privacy or personal life!
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Post#3 » by Bleeding Green » Wed Oct 17, 2007 4:07 am

Damn, they now have herpes. Sucks for them.
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Post#4 » by Slamm Goodbody » Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:06 am

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Post#5 » by Dmoney07 » Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:49 pm

How do you know Jeter has herpes?
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Post#6 » by BuLLzDoMaIn » Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:10 pm

sooo what jeter had sex with 2 chicks geez... o no hes a bad man now..

let him **** who he wants hes still my #2 fav player...
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Post#7 » by VinnyTheMick » Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:15 am

BuLLzDoMaIn wrote:sooo what jeter had sex with 2 chicks geez... o no hes a bad man now..

let him **** who he wants hes still my #2 fav player...


who is calling him a bad man? he is THE man.
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