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The real Fran Vazquez hypothesis

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The real Fran Vazquez hypothesis 

Post#1 » by Optimus_Steel » Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:09 am

Ok sooo i have a theory:

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Michael Phelps is really Fran Vazquez. Notice that Fran is not playing with the Spanish national team in the Beijing Olympics. Really convinient that Fran is not there and Phelps is in Beijing competing, hmmmmm. Fran is Phelps's basketball alter ego and thus that explains why he turned down the Magic so he can concentrate on winning gold medals in his real love which is swimming. Its a perfect alibi. He gets a double identity in Spain, dupes Twarzdik and uses the Magic to gain leverage, dupes a clueless Spanish team with a big contract and steals their money to fund his swiming training, plays like he is not really there because he really isnt, he is actually training in the pool. And folks this is why Fran Vazquez still has not shown up to the Orlando Magic.

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The evidence is overwhelming, case closed.

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Post#2 » by craig01 » Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:13 am

That might explain things.

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Post#3 » by Magicfn1 » Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:27 am

I knew it.
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Post#4 » by Versubio » Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:32 am

Amazing find Prorl!
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Post#5 » by MoMM » Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:41 am

LOL!

At least he will bring some winning atitute to our team in a few years when his girlfriend tells him to quit swimming.
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Post#6 » by Devin 1L » Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:57 am

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Post#7 » by paperboymafia » Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:52 am

hahaha
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Post#8 » by Dome » Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:32 am

:rofl: Nice find!
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Post#9 » by damo[23] » Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:39 am

Was just thinking that while I watched the replay of the race this morning lol.

They are dead ringers lol.
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Post#10 » by magicfanatic23 » Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:54 pm

Haha that was worth a good laugh.
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Re: The real Fran Vazquez hypothesis 

Post#11 » by Def Swami » Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:24 pm

We should trade the rights to Phelps.
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Post#12 » by CraZyPraiZ » Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:06 pm

Hahaha. That is very very good. Man they do look a lot like one another.
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Post#13 » by trebone » Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:51 pm

twins? who would of thunk it
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Post#14 » by glennathan » Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:40 pm

It is crazy how much they look alike
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Re: The real Fran Vazquez hypothesis 

Post#15 » by AdamTheGreek » Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:17 pm

Wow, surprised I didn't have this come across my head in the past.
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Re: The real Fran Vazquez hypothesis 

Post#16 » by craig01 » Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:10 pm

AdamTheGreek wrote:Wow, surprised I didn't have this come across my head in the past.


I'm sure many of us are surprised YOU didn't already do this.....:LOL:
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