sigh

Post #1 » by **Basti** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:58 pm

http://www.startribune.com/sports/wolves/64803352.html

Devilzsidewalk · Post #2 » by **Devilzsidewalk** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:04 pm

now we get to see Ryan Hollins in extended minutes, I always knew this day would come. I choose to embrace it.

Post #3 » by **Basti** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:06 pm

sign Madsen. NOW!

john2jer · Post #4 » by **john2jer** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:30 pm

Ryan Hollins will now show that he's a bargain at the deal we ripped him off for. Someone has to take Jefferson/Love's points and rebounds, so I see a 35/20 start to the season for RyHo no problem.

cpfsf · Post #5 » by **cpfsf** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:36 pm

How are we going to spin this one?

I got it. Hey guys this means Flynn can win ROY. Even better news, we can also win John Wall next year too.

Oh man, I'm going to love seeing new draft threads every month. I'm pumped are you?

Esohny · Post #6 » by **Esohny** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:40 pm

Well honestly, it probably just means that the board will feature a lot of off topic and/or off the wall threads and discussion, which is what we're best at anyway.

Devilzsidewalk · Post #7 » by **Devilzsidewalk** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:43 pm

Esohny wrote:Well honestly, it probably just means that the board will feature a lot of off topic and/or off the wall threads and discussion, which is what we're best at anyway.

Cat Saved From Car Engine By Detectives

Cats do the darndest things—like hang out in SUV engines and wait for cops to rescue 'em. Seriously, an orange and white cat had be to extracted by Emergency Service Unit detectives when a SUV driver discovered the feline in the vehicle's front hood.

According to the Daily News, the cat had been in Wilfredo Rodriguez's Nissan Murano for a 2-mile trip between a Bronx building on Marcy Place to a Department of Buildings office on Arthur Avenue: "Rodriguez said that after he parked the car he continued to hear a rattling sound he had noticed during the trip. He investigated and quickly spotted the tabby's bushy tail and front right paw sticking out of the SUV's front end." The building super worried, "I said, 'Oh my God! I killed a cat,'" but was happy when the cat's paw moved.

He called 911, and Detectives Jeffrey King and Kris Cataldo arrived on the scene. They "freed the feline by removing the car's battery and several other parts." Animal Care & Control says the cat seems to be doing fine

john2jer · Post #8 » by **john2jer** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:51 pm

I once had a mouse's "nest" in my truck's air filter. It absolutely KILLED my gas mileage. I think that nest alone furthered Al Gore's Global Warming career.

Esohny · Post #9 » by **Esohny** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:53 pm

Yeah, cats are stupid. Or jerks. Either way.

Esohny · Post #10 » by **Esohny** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:59 pm

I forgot to mention, they're also racist.

Post #11 » by **C.lupus** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:09 pm

Stupid racist jerks!

john2jer wrote:I once had a mouse's "nest" in my truck's air filter. It absolutely KILLED my gas mileage. I think that nest alone furthered Al Gore's Global Warming career.

When my wife was writing her dissertaion, she didn't get out of the house much for a while. One day she had to drive to town and when she got there, she noticed smoke . She got out and there was a mouse nest between her front brake pad and disc that caught fire from the heat of the braking.

Biff Cooper · Post #12 » by **Biff Cooper** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:32 pm

I was reading the cat picture when a co-worker saw it and told me that the same thing happened to him once. He ended up driving like 30 miles with the cat in there, but it got a leg ripped off by a belt. It was still alive, when he got home, but died due to the injuries and loss of blood.

TDWOLVESFAN · Post #13 » by **TDWOLVESFAN** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:01 pm

Maybe the cats are trying to save your cars from the mice. LOL

Maybe it was trying to catch a ride to the arena in hopes of getting playing time.

shrink · Post #14 » by **shrink** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:10 pm

Esohny wrote:I forgot to mention, they're also racist.

I never noticed, but why is it just BLACK cats that are bad luck?

Society is racist toward cats.

I need a palate cleanser.

collin_k41 · Post #15 » by **collin_k41** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:10 pm

Biff Cooper wrote:I was reading the cat picture when a co-worker saw it and told me that the same thing happened to him once. He ended up driving like 30 miles with the cat in there, but it got a leg ripped off by a belt. It was still alive, when he got home, but died due to the injuries and loss of blood.

This stuff has happened to me multiple times....I had a cat up in my car and i drove away and it tried to jump out and i ran it over accidentally, another couple times i took a cat all the way to town with me. Another time, one of our cats crawled up in a neighbors engine and it got ripped up by the belt. Cat Crazies.

Esohny · Post #16 » by **Esohny** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:16 pm

shrink wrote:
Esohny wrote:I forgot to mention, they're also racist.

I never noticed, but why is it just BLACK cats that are bad luck?

Society is racist toward cats.

I need a palate cleanser.

Yeah, but white cats make really awful smelling food and are terrible drivers.

deeney0 · Post #17 » by **deeney0** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:23 pm

If the Wolves win one game without Love and Jefferson it will be a miracle. Worthy of making a film about, seriously.

john2jer · Post #18 » by **john2jer** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:52 pm

C.lupus wrote:Stupid racist jerks!

john2jer wrote:I once had a mouse's "nest" in my truck's air filter. It absolutely KILLED my gas mileage. I think that nest alone furthered Al Gore's Global Warming career.

When my wife was writing her dissertaion, she didn't get out of the house much for a while. One day she had to drive to town and when she got there, she noticed smoke . She got out and there was a mouse nest between her front brake pad and disc that caught fire from the heat of the braking.

I take the bus to work a lot, so there were times that my truck wouldn't move for a week.

collin_k41 wrote:
Biff Cooper wrote:I was reading the cat picture when a co-worker saw it and told me that the same thing happened to him once. He ended up driving like 30 miles with the cat in there, but it got a leg ripped off by a belt. It was still alive, when he got home, but died due to the injuries and loss of blood.

This stuff has happened to me multiple times....I had a cat up in my car and i drove away and it tried to jump out and i ran it over accidentally, another couple times i took a cat all the way to town with me. Another time, one of our cats crawled up in a neighbors engine and it got ripped up by the belt. Cat Crazies.

I once ran over a cat, and then backed up and hit it again to make sure I got it the first time. Damn cats, HATE EM!

Devilzsidewalk · Post #19 » by **Devilzsidewalk** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 6:15 pm

john2jer wrote:
I once ran over a cat, and then backed up and hit it again to make sure I got it the first time. Damn cats, HATE EM!

oh karma is gonna move quickly on this one for sure

john2jer · Post #20 » by **john2jer** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 6:18 pm

Devilzsidewalk wrote:
john2jer wrote:
I once ran over a cat, and then backed up and hit it again to make sure I got it the first time. Damn cats, HATE EM!

oh karma is gonna move quickly on this one for sure

Karma's been screwing with me since the womb. :-(