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You Work Up An Appetite Being In Jail 

Post#1 » by MickeyDavis » Thu May 31, 2007 2:39 am

Chicago Bears defensive lineman Tank Johnson spent 60 days in the Cook County Jail. While he got three meals a day, he also spent $665 ordering mostly junk food through the jail commissary, according to records obtained through the Illinois Freedom of Information Act. Among his orders:

Beef sticks 162
Honey buns 40
Summer sausage 35
Chips 35
Coffee 22
Fruit punch 10
Tuna fish 10
Jalapeno cheese spread 9
Tortillas 9
Refried beans 6
Cookies 6
Reese's cups 5
Lemonade 5
Swiss rolls 4
Dill pickles 3
Sugar 3
Cream 3
Oatmeal sandwiches 3
Bag of Jolly Ranchers 2
Butterfingers 2
Peanut butter bars 2
Cupcakes 1

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Post#2 » by SportsWorld » Thu May 31, 2007 4:49 am

A man has to have his beef sticks :nod:
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Post#3 » by Darth Celtic » Thu May 31, 2007 2:41 pm

and yet in his camp pics, he looked in great shape.
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Post#4 » by Cliff Levingston » Thu May 31, 2007 7:10 pm

Well, a 300 lb man has to eat a lot of food to sustain himself.

Mmmmmm... beef sticks.
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Post#5 » by Art Vandelay » Thu May 31, 2007 7:12 pm

You can order summer sausage in jail?

But really, Tank is a giant. Giants need food like that to survive, and I'm sure he wasn't getting all of his daily sodium and fat from jail gruel.
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Post#6 » by NoSkyy » Fri Jun 1, 2007 3:25 am

lol, Tank Johnson.
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Post#7 » by Darth Celtic » Fri Jun 1, 2007 3:31 am

as long as he keeps looking like warren sapp of young instead of warren sapp of 2 years ago, we'll be ok.
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Post#8 » by Posey H8er » Sat Jun 2, 2007 4:46 am

damn i want to go to jail
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Post#9 » by Darth Celtic » Sat Jun 2, 2007 4:35 pm

looks like the league will announce tanks suspension on monday. They are guessing 6-8 games.
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Post#10 » by SportsWorld » Sat Jun 2, 2007 8:41 pm

As long as it isn't the whole season
So if it is 6-8 games Tank will miss:
@ Chargers
VS Chiefs
VS Dallas
@ Detroit
@ Green Bay
VS Minnesota
------------------------------------------- 6 Games
@ Philadelphia
VS Lions
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Post#11 » by Darth Celtic » Sun Jun 3, 2007 5:47 pm

those 3 division games would be huge, let's hope it's a miracle and a 4 game suspension. Remember, unlike the other guys, Tank had no felony offenses.
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