You Work Up An Appetite Being In Jail

[MickeyDavis]

Chicago Bears defensive lineman Tank Johnson spent 60 days in the Cook County Jail. While he got three meals a day, he also spent $665 ordering mostly junk food through the jail commissary, according to records obtained through the Illinois Freedom of Information Act. Among his orders:

Beef sticks 162
Honey buns 40
Summer sausage 35
Chips 35
Coffee 22
Fruit punch 10
Tuna fish 10
Jalapeno cheese spread 9
Tortillas 9
Refried beans 6
Cookies 6
Reese's cups 5
Lemonade 5
Swiss rolls 4
Dill pickles 3
Sugar 3
Cream 3
Oatmeal sandwiches 3
Bag of Jolly Ranchers 2
Butterfingers 2
Peanut butter bars 2
Cupcakes 1

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/football ... 30.article

[SportsWorld]

A man has to have his beef sticks

[Darth Celtic]

and yet in his camp pics, he looked in great shape.

[Cliff Levingston]

Well, a 300 lb man has to eat a lot of food to sustain himself.

Mmmmmm... beef sticks.

[Art Vandelay]

You can order summer sausage in jail?

But really, Tank is a giant. Giants need food like that to survive, and I'm sure he wasn't getting all of his daily sodium and fat from jail gruel.

[NoSkyy]

lol, Tank Johnson.

[Darth Celtic]

as long as he keeps looking like warren sapp of young instead of warren sapp of 2 years ago, we'll be ok.

[Posey H8er]

damn i want to go to jail

[Darth Celtic]

looks like the league will announce tanks suspension on monday. They are guessing 6-8 games.

[SportsWorld]

As long as it isn't the whole season
So if it is 6-8 games Tank will miss:
@ Chargers
VS Chiefs
VS Dallas
@ Detroit
@ Green Bay
VS Minnesota
------------------------------------------- 6 Games
@ Philadelphia
VS Lions

[Darth Celtic]

those 3 division games would be huge, let's hope it's a miracle and a 4 game suspension. Remember, unlike the other guys, Tank had no felony offenses.