Miami Heat Offseason Thread Vol. 4: Fraudfather Snoozin 2.0

Rapaz · Post #1261 » by **Rapaz** » Sun Jul 7, 2024 2:29 am

The Godfather successfully avoided gutting the team to give 34-year-old playoff choker DeMar DeFrozen a bloated contract. This offseason will go down as one of the best all-time in Miami Heat history.

The Godfather is now hard at work resisting the urge to give Jagsmith a contract. Let’s see if he nails another one.

Daffy · Post #1262 » by **Daffy** » Sun Jul 7, 2024 2:30 am

23 Mill for Derozan isn't a bad contract.

Rapaz · Post #1263 » by **Rapaz** » Sun Jul 7, 2024 2:38 am

Read on Twitter

Ungrateful “fans” saying “we don’t even attract flies.”

:nonono:

The Godfather delivered Alec Burks and these clowns are worrying about flies.

Lilseb93 · Post #1264 » by **Lilseb93** » Sun Jul 7, 2024 2:41 am

We really need to stop being rumored and linked to any guy with a pulse.

Post #1265 » by **DayofMourning** » Sun Jul 7, 2024 2:43 am

We still got to deal with Lavine and Lauri links. Should be fun.

Rapaz · Post #1266 » by **Rapaz** » Sun Jul 7, 2024 2:45 am

Read on Twitter

HeatIn5 · Post #1267 » by **HeatIn5** » Sun Jul 7, 2024 2:46 am

Rapaz wrote:

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Who

HeatIn5 · Post #1268 » by **HeatIn5** » Sun Jul 7, 2024 2:50 am

Fox
Monk
Demar
Murray
Sabonis

Absolute 0 Defense will be played

Post #1269 » by **MettaWorldPanda** » Sun Jul 7, 2024 2:52 am

Heat currently have the 2030 first rd pick to trade. With the snap of the Godfather’s fingers he can just remove the 2027 protections the Hornets have to open up 2029 and 2031. Lauri is a “realistic target”. Be patient maybe a bigger star like Anthony Edwards shakes free. The godfather offer of Herro, Duncan, Jovic, JJJ, and 2 1st will get it done.

eddieheatfan · Post #1270 » by **eddieheatfan** » Sun Jul 7, 2024 2:54 am

Rapaz wrote:

Read on Twitter

Ungrateful “fans” saying “we don’t even attract flies.”

The Godfather delivered Alec Burks and these clowns are worrying about flies.

Beenie · Post #1271 » by **Beenie** » Sun Jul 7, 2024 3:01 am

MettaWorldPanda wrote:Heat currently have the 2030 first rd pick to trade. With the snap of the Godfather’s fingers he can just remove the 2027 protections the Hornets have to open up 2029 and 2031. Lauri is a “realistic target”. Be patient maybe a bigger star like Anthony Edwards shakes free. The godfather offer of Herro, Jovic, JJJ, and 2 1st will get it done.

Realistically, Lauri, Ingram, Lavine, Tyus Jones, Kuzma, and possibly Beal/ Durant are the names to watch.

Vertical Limit · Post #1272 » by **Vertical Limit** » Sun Jul 7, 2024 3:02 am

By the way im dead serious about firing Andy.. if he is the one that is making these ridiculous contract valuations over the last 2 decades.. he has got to go. He does not have a clue how to measure the value of a player and their contract. We have a history of overpaying players and we just got saved by calebs agent by turning us down.. we almost had another bad contract with the two other horrid contracts in duncan and herro.. and we just got rid of lowrys vomitous contract

Flash4thewin · Post #1273 » by **Flash4thewin** » Sun Jul 7, 2024 3:03 am

HeatIn5 wrote:Fox
Monk
Demar
Murray
Sabonis

Absolute 0 Defense will be played

Defense is an effort thing. It only comes into focus deeper into the playoffs, the Kings are trying to get to the playoffs period. Defense is not played in the regular season so they should be ok and make the playoffs which seems to be the goal. They wont advance far but at least make the playoffs in the West which is a good accomplishment.

Post #1274 » by **MettaWorldPanda** » Sun Jul 7, 2024 3:04 am

Read on Twitter

“Registered Interest” We got this

Post #1275 » by **Wiltside** » Sun Jul 7, 2024 3:06 am

I’d rather Ingram over DeRozen at any rate. Whatever. Run it back.

Post #1276 » by **MettaWorldPanda** » Sun Jul 7, 2024 3:08 am

Pels are going to want Jovic or JJJ for Ingram. In order to match salaries Duncan, Herro, and Jovic will have to be traded. Jeff Schwartz is going to want Ingram extended the moment he steps foot here.

Flash4thewin · Post #1277 » by **Flash4thewin** » Sun Jul 7, 2024 3:11 am

Vertical Limit wrote:By the way im dead serious about firing Andy.. if he is the one that is making these ridiculous contract valuations over the last 2 decades.. he has got to go. He does not have a clue how to measure the value of a player and their contract. We have a history of overpaying players and we just got saved by calebs agent by turning us down.. we almost had another bad contract with the two other horrid contracts in duncan and herro.. and we just got rid of lowrys vomitous contract

Andy is not the one signing and giving out those contracts, that squarely on Pat.

Kobewade11 · Post #1278 » by **Kobewade11** » Sun Jul 7, 2024 3:17 am

Flash4thewin wrote:
Vertical Limit wrote:By the way im dead serious about firing Andy.. if he is the one that is making these ridiculous contract valuations over the last 2 decades.. he has got to go. He does not have a clue how to measure the value of a player and their contract. We have a history of overpaying players and we just got saved by calebs agent by turning us down.. we almost had another bad contract with the two other horrid contracts in duncan and herro.. and we just got rid of lowrys vomitous contract

Andy is not the one signing and giving out those contracts, that squarely on Pat.

Neither one of you is correct. Andy is the GM in name, Riley is the team president. Neither is solely responsible for personnel decisions that are made.

Lilseb93 · Post #1279 » by **Lilseb93** » Sun Jul 7, 2024 3:20 am

Going by Barry, the Heat make decisions as a group. Pat is just the face of it.

marson · Post #1280 » by **marson** » Sun Jul 7, 2024 3:20 am

Andy is the math guy that will relay it to Riley, then Pat will relay the numbers to Mickey for the ultimate decision.