paperboymafia wrote:someone explain to this old man what we mean by cummerbunds and mittens? cheers
Some 15 years ago we started a vest award for the best player. It was based on Jack Nelson (RIP).
Example of hundreds of photos:

This was offset by a duncecap thread on losses.
A rule was made that the vest could only go to a player, but the duncecap could go to anyone or thing (often the coach "won" this, for example).
As the Magic started SUCKING after the Dwightmare, the duncecap thread was abolished after every loss (it was too depressing), and then the cummerbund was created as the second best player in those rare wins. Mostly so we could all be more positive.
Then, maybe three years ago, someone just added mittens. Just 'cus.
(( I am trying to add lollypops as I type this for "
all other good players"; for example on where mittens came from ))