Official Kiss Fail Thread
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Haha thats great hoffa should become global ambassador for the raptors realgm board
Represented us well!!!
Represented us well!!!

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I'm just finding this information out now, but it's hilarious! Great job Hoffa.
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Absolutely amazing. Well done, sir.
So many story lines with the fan base. It's fantastic.
So many story lines with the fan base. It's fantastic.
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Damn, my buddy was showing all her facebook pics she got up.
Niiice. (No Fabolous)
Niiice. (No Fabolous)
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The kiss may have been a jinx - can you block this guy again for game 7? thanks
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cjcfman wrote:Lol please tell me there was someone in the crowd shouting " YOU CAN DO IT!"
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qztuEucrNBc[/youtube]
First of all...who or what is that in your profile picture
But LMAO at this being a RealGM guy. Though props to him getting redemption and good that it wasn't some awkward first date that ended up with an awkward failed kiss.
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Canada_7 wrote:
First of all...who or what is that in your profile picture![]()
But LMAO at this being a RealGM guy. Though props to him getting redemption and good that it wasn't some awkward first date that ended up with an awkward failed kiss.
It's my game 7 avatar. Go big or go home
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cjcfman wrote:Canada_7 wrote:
First of all...who or what is that in your profile picture![]()
But LMAO at this being a RealGM guy. Though props to him getting redemption and good that it wasn't some awkward first date that ended up with an awkward failed kiss.
It's my game 7 avatar. Go big or go home
Origins, please and thank you.
Any chance Hoffa is gonna be at Jurassic Park tomorrow or even at the game?
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Hoffa you lucky bastard!
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gamer4Life wrote:Section_306 wrote:hahaha he gave us the shut out
Ok, ok, now release the sextape.
no wonder why the raps lost on friday..... the kiss of death
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What a jinx - we lost the game - thank you cabbie and Hoffa! Deny him again - we need to win this !!
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Always let a woman come to you, always no exceptions. Now he knows better.
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Daaayym, Hoffa, you are one good looking bastard.
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Hero wrote:Poor guy
Trending on the internet for the wrong reason.
So in the spirit of the Tiger thread being bumped, I'm bumping this one.
Sorry Hoffa, I'm doing some sales training tomorrow and I'm using this gif in my powerpoint to illustrate "rejection".

Thanks to Turbo_Zone for the sig.
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jimmy keys wrote:Always let a woman come to you, always no exceptions. Now he knows better.
Disagree. When the moments right sometimes you just have to go out and take it. Hoffas mistake is that he didn't put his hand on her face when he went in for it. Kudos for the try and fail though, a lot of dudes wouldn't have even tried fearing rejection.
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Does anyone notice the woman at the bottom left of the gif strangely hugging her significant other. I don't know why I find that so odd and creepy, and that I never noticed it a couple years ago.
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That dude deserves a medal for dating well above his level.
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RaptorsFTL wrote:Does anyone notice the woman at the bottom left of the gif strangely hugging her significant other. I don't know why I find that so odd and creepy, and that I never noticed it a couple years ago.
What?! Lol. Consider it a counterpoint (kiss fail vs loving couple), making the gif even that much more hilarious.
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