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Re: Official Kiss Fail Thread 

Post#261 » by littlerock2277 » Sat May 3, 2014 4:35 pm

Haha thats great hoffa should become global ambassador for the raptors realgm board

Represented us well!!!
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Re: Official Kiss Fail Thread 

Post#262 » by northernpuppy » Sat May 3, 2014 4:49 pm

I'm just finding this information out now, but it's hilarious! Great job Hoffa.
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Post#263 » by Clementine9 » Sat May 3, 2014 4:51 pm

Absolutely amazing. Well done, sir.

So many story lines with the fan base. It's fantastic.
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Re: Official Kiss Fail Thread 

Post#264 » by will » Sat May 3, 2014 4:57 pm

Damn, my buddy was showing all her facebook pics she got up.

Niiice. (No Fabolous)
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Re: Official Kiss Fail Thread 

Post#265 » by ratul » Sat May 3, 2014 5:03 pm

The kiss may have been a jinx - can you block this guy again for game 7? thanks
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Re: Official Game 5 Fail Kiss Thread 

Post#266 » by Canada_7 » Sun May 4, 2014 1:39 am

cjcfman wrote:Lol please tell me there was someone in the crowd shouting " YOU CAN DO IT!"

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qztuEucrNBc[/youtube]


First of all...who or what is that in your profile picture :-D

But LMAO at this being a RealGM guy. Though props to him getting redemption and good that it wasn't some awkward first date that ended up with an awkward failed kiss.
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Post#267 » by JV4MVP » Sun May 4, 2014 2:51 am

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Re: Official Game 5 Fail Kiss Thread 

Post#268 » by cjcfman » Sun May 4, 2014 4:57 am

Canada_7 wrote:
First of all...who or what is that in your profile picture :-D

But LMAO at this being a RealGM guy. Though props to him getting redemption and good that it wasn't some awkward first date that ended up with an awkward failed kiss.


It's my game 7 avatar. Go big or go home
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Re: Official Game 5 Fail Kiss Thread 

Post#269 » by Canada_7 » Sun May 4, 2014 5:11 am

cjcfman wrote:
Canada_7 wrote:
First of all...who or what is that in your profile picture :-D

But LMAO at this being a RealGM guy. Though props to him getting redemption and good that it wasn't some awkward first date that ended up with an awkward failed kiss.


It's my game 7 avatar. Go big or go home

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Any chance Hoffa is gonna be at Jurassic Park tomorrow or even at the game?
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Post#270 » by organicthoughts » Sun May 4, 2014 6:40 am

Hoffa you lucky bastard!
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Re: Official Game 5 Fail Kiss Thread 

Post#271 » by dafan590 » Sun May 4, 2014 6:49 am

gamer4Life wrote:
Section_306 wrote:hahaha he gave us the shut out




Ok, ok, now release the sextape. :lol:


no wonder why the raps lost on friday..... the kiss of death :( :banghead:
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Post#272 » by TANKNATION » Sun May 4, 2014 6:52 am

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Re: Official Kiss Fail Thread 

Post#273 » by ratul » Sun May 4, 2014 12:54 pm

What a jinx - we lost the game - thank you cabbie and Hoffa! Deny him again - we need to win this !!
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Post#274 » by jimmy keys » Sun May 4, 2014 1:03 pm

Always let a woman come to you, always no exceptions. Now he knows better.
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Re: Official Kiss Fail Thread 

Post#275 » by th1 » Sun May 4, 2014 3:04 pm

Daaayym, Hoffa, you are one good looking bastard.
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Re: Official Game 5 Fail Kiss Thread 

Post#276 » by scopy » Wed Sep 9, 2015 7:17 am

Hero wrote:Poor guy

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Trending on the internet for the wrong reason.


So in the spirit of the Tiger thread being bumped, I'm bumping this one.
Sorry Hoffa, I'm doing some sales training tomorrow and I'm using this gif in my powerpoint to illustrate "rejection".
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Re: Official Kiss Fail Thread 

Post#277 » by RonaldArtest » Wed Sep 9, 2015 11:03 am

jimmy keys wrote:Always let a woman come to you, always no exceptions. Now he knows better.

Disagree. When the moments right sometimes you just have to go out and take it. Hoffas mistake is that he didn't put his hand on her face when he went in for it. Kudos for the try and fail though, a lot of dudes wouldn't have even tried fearing rejection.
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Re: Official Kiss Fail Thread 

Post#278 » by Steelo Green » Wed Sep 9, 2015 2:16 pm

Does anyone notice the woman at the bottom left of the gif strangely hugging her significant other. I don't know why I find that so odd and creepy, and that I never noticed it a couple years ago.
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Re: Official Kiss Fail Thread 

Post#279 » by OakleyDokely » Wed Sep 9, 2015 2:20 pm

That dude deserves a medal for dating well above his level.
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Re: Official Kiss Fail Thread 

Post#280 » by hsb » Wed Sep 9, 2015 2:22 pm

RaptorsFTL wrote:Does anyone notice the woman at the bottom left of the gif strangely hugging her significant other. I don't know why I find that so odd and creepy, and that I never noticed it a couple years ago.

What?! Lol. Consider it a counterpoint (kiss fail vs loving couple), making the gif even that much more hilarious.
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