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How Pungent Is The Suck Emanating From Eric Maynor

Meh,I know it's there but it doesn't bother me...like a dirty sock.
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18%
It's foul. I cringe every time he plays
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It's mind boggling that this guy is a basketball player
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Truly Epic...like no suck we've seen before
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35%
 
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Re: Eric Maynor...The Silent Fart In A Crowded Room. 

Post#341 » by wizardry » Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:37 am

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Umm...We lost a 12 pt lead. Maynor wasnt even in the game. You are being misleading. Bench is garbage. Wall couldnt even help it in the 2nd half. +- is a useless stat. Specially being a pass first pg on a sorry bench.


+/- is a useless stat, huh? Well, point to one stat—just one— that shows that Maynor belongs in the NBA. Just show one....I bet you can't find one. He misses shots, he doesn't get assists, he makes bad passes all the time, and he can't play defense for ****. Everytime he's on the court, it's like 4 on 5.


Kinda hard to get assist when nobody can score :lol: Hard to get a shot off playing hot potato and 1 sec on the clock.
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Re: Eat,Sleep,Suck,Get Paid...Do The Maynor! Or The Ho Stro? 

Post#342 » by nate33 » Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:38 am

wizardry wrote:Temple was garbage 2. Did they even score a point vs Denver bench :lol: Temple didnt hit a shot, had no assist and a TO was a +1 :roll:

Basketball is played at both ends of the court. Temple at least shut down Nate Robinson (who got nothing on Temple).
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Re: Eric Maynor...The Silent Fart In A Crowded Room. 

Post#343 » by TGW » Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:43 am

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Kinda hard to get assist when nobody can score :lol: Hard to get a shot off playing hot potato and 1 sec on the clock.


So in other words, you can't. You support a guy who literally does nothing to improve the team, yet there's substantial proof to show that he makes the team worse. As a matter of fact, check the backup point guard play from last season, and you'll see that the bench played better when AJ Price was running the offense WITH THE SAME PLAYERS. Maynor struggles to even get the team in their sets.
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Re: Eat,Sleep,Suck,Get Paid...Do The Maynor! Or The Ho Stro? 

Post#344 » by mhd » Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:29 am

Temple should have been the backup PG ages ago. He's at least a competent defender who'll be low usage. We won't see dumb floaters and Derek Fisher quickness out there.
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Re: Eric Maynor...The Silent Fart In A Crowded Room. 

Post#345 » by hands11 » Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:35 am

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Umm...We lost a 12 pt lead. Maynor wasnt even in the game. You are being misleading. Bench is garbage. Wall couldnt even help it in the 2nd half. +- is a useless stat. Specially being a pass first pg on a sorry bench.


+/- is a useless stat, huh? Well, point to one stat—just one— that shows that Maynor belongs in the NBA. Just show one....I bet you can't find one. He misses shots, he doesn't get assists, he makes bad passes all the time, and he can't play defense for ****. Everytime he's on the court, it's like 4 on 5.


Actually 6.8 assists per 36 isn't bad for a back up. That the same as Parker, Nelson and MCW

And 4.3 TRB/36 isn't bad either. Wall is at 4.2

That's all I got. He is terrible on offense. TS% .392 :lol: ORtg 86 :o FTr .046 :roll:
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Post#346 » by hands11 » Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:44 am

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nate33 wrote:Dat bench in the 2nd half actually had a +1 differential when Wall was out and Temple replaced him. Maynor hasn't had a positive on/off differential in 16 consecutive games! Think about that for a minute. Given the small minutes sample sizes, you would think that random chance would at some point rear it's head and give Maynor a positive differential, but it hasn't happened for 16 games! And I'm not talking about a positive differential relative to Wall. I'm just talking about outscoring the other team for even a brief stretch of time. Even in a Wizards win or a blowout win, Maynor can't lead his team to even the slightest bit of success.


Umm...We lost a 12 pt lead. Maynor wasnt even in the game. You are being misleading. Bench is garbage. Wall couldnt even help it in the 2nd half. +- is a useless stat. Specially being a pass first pg on a sorry bench.

Yes, the bench is garbage, but the bench didn't lose the game tonight. The "starters" did (if you want to call GRJ, Ariza and Booker "starters".) When Temple ran with the second unit, they outscored the opposition by 1. That unit consisted of Temple, Ariza, Singleton, Booker and either Vesely or Seraphin


I actually enjoyed parts of the game. It was down the stretch that was just a fugly mess. Actually, I have more hope coming out of this game then I did going in. I wondered he they could play without Nene and they did.

Glen showed some stuff. That's good news. Randy made a bold move for once and started him. Impressive for Randy. I wouldn't have guess he would do that in a 100 years. And his reason was that he wanted to spread the youth and not have Otto and Glen out there together. Wow. Randy actually thought of that.

Booker looked like the Booker of old. They played really energetic D. They just needed more shooters.

Well Beal and Webster are about to return.

Next game, the only missing players should be Nene and AH.
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Re: Eat,Sleep,Suck,Get Paid...Do The Maynor! Or The Ho Stro? 

Post#347 » by TGW » Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:48 am

^^Not sure where you're getting your numbers from Hands, but I checked BR and it had Parker at 7.1 and MCW at 7.2 (wasn't sure what Nelson you were referring to, I'm assuming Jameer but he's just a shell of his former self now)....not much of a difference from what you had.

Either way, 7 apg per 36 is not very good for someone who was touted as a "pass first facilitator." The guys mentioned above are all scorers first, which means if they aren't creating the offense for others, they're scoring themselves.

Either way, Maynor sucks.
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Post#348 » by hands11 » Tue Dec 10, 2013 5:16 am

TGW wrote:^^Not sure where you're getting your numbers from Hands, but I checked BR and it had Parker at 7.1 and MCW at 7.2 (wasn't sure what Nelson you were referring to, I'm assuming Jameer but he's just a shell of his former self now)....not much of a difference from what you had.

Either way, 7 apg per 36 is not very good for someone who was touted as a "pass first facilitator." The guys mentioned above are all scorers first, which means if they aren't creating the offense for others, they're scoring themselves.

Either way, Maynor sucks.


6.8.... 7.1 Close enough. I was just throwing him a bone.
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Re: Eat,Sleep,Suck,Get Paid...Do The Maynor! Or The Ho Stro? 

Post#349 » by wizardry » Tue Dec 10, 2013 9:33 pm

Lol @ booker trying to set screens
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_AK1VUwGus&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/youtube]
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Post#350 » by TGW » Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:04 pm

LOL at Maynor not knowing how to use one. I liked that shot he took though...that's probably the closest he got to the rim last night.

And you have some nerve even bringing up Booker's name...he had a double double. He did his job. Maynor had 0 points and 1 assist...I think my 8 year old niece would have done better. Eat that crow buddy :lol:
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Re: Eat,Sleep,Suck,Get Paid...Do The Maynor! Or The Ho Stro? 

Post#351 » by stevemcqueen1 » Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:13 pm

Booker **** that play up bad though.
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Re: Eat,Sleep,Suck,Get Paid...Do The Maynor! Or The Ho Stro? 

Post#352 » by wizardry » Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:28 pm

TGW wrote:LOL at Maynor not knowing how to use one. I liked that shot he took though...that's probably the closest he got to the rim last night.

And you have some nerve even bringing up Booker's name...he had a double double. He did his job. Maynor had 0 points and 1 assist...I think my 8 year old niece would have done better. Eat that crow buddy :lol:


Lol your basketall knowledge is worse than I thought. Booker screwed otto as well. Then brought his defender back to maynor to get doubled :lol:
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Re: Eat,Sleep,Suck,Get Paid...Do The Maynor! Or The Ho Stro? 

Post#353 » by TGW » Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:43 pm

wizardry wrote:
TGW wrote:LOL at Maynor not knowing how to use one. I liked that shot he took though...that's probably the closest he got to the rim last night.

And you have some nerve even bringing up Booker's name...he had a double double. He did his job. Maynor had 0 points and 1 assist...I think my 8 year old niece would have done better. Eat that crow buddy :lol:


Lol your basketall knowledge is worse than I thought. Booker screwed otto as well. Then brought his defender back to maynor to get doubled :lol:


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Re: Eat,Sleep,Suck,Get Paid...Do The Maynor! Or The Ho Stro? 

Post#354 » by miller31time » Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:47 pm

God forbid Maynor actually have one play where he's not an utter embarrassment, then we'll really get wizardry's full wrath.
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Post#355 » by hands11 » Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:27 am

wizardry wrote:Lol @ booker trying to set screens
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_AK1VUwGus&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/youtube]


Wow. Booker whiffed on like 3 screen attempts. Missed two for Maynor and one for Temple.

He single handed ruined that entire set.

Wall would have just blown by the defender but Maynor doesn't have that kind of speed. Nor does Temple.

Glen might have been able to have helped at SG. Who and hell was out there.

Maynor, Temple, Booker, Singleton and Kevin S :lol: Oh Randy. When are you going to learn.

Singleton may well have been the best ball handler out there and he never touched the ball.
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Post#356 » by hands11 » Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:36 am

TGW wrote:LOL at Maynor not knowing how to use one. I liked that shot he took though...that's probably the closest he got to the rim last night.

And you have some nerve even bringing up Booker's name...he had a double double. He did his job. Maynor had 0 points and 1 assist...I think my 8 year old niece would have done better. Eat that crow buddy :lol:


Good game or not, he sucked on that play. Only person to blame more then him was Randy for putting those 5 out there together.
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Post#357 » by hands11 » Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:37 am

Damn. I thought that was Temple. One of them needs to shave their head. :lol:
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Re: Eat,Sleep,Suck,Get Paid...Do The Maynor! Or The Ho Stro? 

Post#358 » by JWizmentality » Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:39 am

miller31time wrote:God forbid Maynor actually have one play where he's not an utter embarrassment, then we'll really get wizardry's full wrath.


I'm waiting for the day the guy gets 10+ pts...lord help us all.
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Post#359 » by hands11 » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:13 am

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miller31time wrote:God forbid Maynor actually have one play where he's not an utter embarrassment, then we'll really get wizardry's full wrath.


I'm waiting for the day the guy gets 10+ pts...lord help us all.


Don't say that. Only way he does is if Wall goes down and he is the starting PG playing 30 minutes. :o
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Re: Eat,Sleep,Suck,Get Paid...Do The Maynor! Or The Ho Stro? 

Post#360 » by nate33 » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:23 am

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miller31time wrote:God forbid Maynor actually have one play where he's not an utter embarrassment, then we'll really get wizardry's full wrath.


I'm waiting for the day the guy gets 10+ pts...lord help us all.

What's astounding is that he hasn't already done so yet. He has played in 19 games and hasn't hit double digits once. I wonder how many backup PG's in the league haven't scored in double figures once.

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