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vorbis · Post #1061 » by **vorbis** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 4:03 am

a sh*tty way to out him if true.

Liver_Pooty · Post #1062 » by **Liver_Pooty** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 4:25 am

vorbis wrote:a **** way to out him if true.

If he had an affair with man, woman, whatever I don't think its **** at all.

Post #1063 » by **BigSlam** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 1:07 pm

I was in Niagara Falls a couple of weekends ago for a mates bucks night. There was about 8 of us I guess and we ended up at a strip joint.

I just don't understand the attraction when it comes to strippers.

We got to the strip club at about 9:30pm and most of the guys didn't leave until 3:30am. That's 6 freaking hours at a strip club!

I just don't get it. What am I missing?

Post #1064 » by **fatlever** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 2:55 pm

penis

Post #1065 » by **fatlever** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 2:20 am

fatz thomas is ruining a perfectly good nickname.

Post #1066 » by **fatlever** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 2:24 am

BigSlam wrote:I was in Niagara Falls a couple of weekends ago for a mates bucks night. There was about 8 of us I guess and we ended up at a strip joint.

I just don't understand the attraction when it comes to strippers.

We got to the strip club at about 9:30pm and most of the guys didn't leave until 3:30am. That's 6 freaking hours at a strip club!

I just don't get it. What am I missing?

are we talking a classy joint or a seedy joint? bottoms up or down? grinding or no contact? $5 lap dances or $20 lap dances? real boob:fake boob ratio? was their a pregnant stripper? cause thats when you know its time to go.

Post #1067 » by **BigSlam** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 2:32 am

fatlever wrote:
BigSlam wrote:I was in Niagara Falls a couple of weekends ago for a mates bucks night. There was about 8 of us I guess and we ended up at a strip joint.

I just don't understand the attraction when it comes to strippers.

We got to the strip club at about 9:30pm and most of the guys didn't leave until 3:30am. That's 6 freaking hours at a strip club!

I just don't get it. What am I missing?

are we talking a classy joint or a seedy joint? bottoms up or down? grinding or no contact? $5 lap dances or $20 lap dances? real boob:fake boob ratio? was their a pregnant stripper? cause thats when you know its time to go.

It's called the Sundowner Club.

Not a bad standard of chick - and there were LOADS of them.

Bottoms down, totally nude. Full grinding. We were talking with one chick and she was saying it was full contact, basically what ever the dancer felt comfortable with.

$5 cover, $6.50 beers, $20 lap dance per song.

Not a bad ratio of real to fake boob - but way more fake than real.

No pregnant stripper - but they did have a kitchen and served food, which I found kind of weird. Munching on a burger when there is a bearded clam in my face is about the least appetizing thing I can think of.

It was a Thursday night when we were there and at 9:30pm there wasn't too many people but at 12:30pm when me and one of my mates left the joint was packed (and the number of girls had increased to match).

TheKingofSting · Post #1068 » by **TheKingofSting** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 6:25 am

Panthers Training Camp starts Friday with the Back To Football Party in Spartanburg, I live one town over so I will probably be there in the 375° weather.

Liver_Pooty · Post #1069 » by **Liver_Pooty** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 4:15 pm

Kemba2Hendo wrote:Panthers Training Camp starts Friday with the Back To Football Party in Spartanburg, I live one town over so I will probably be there in the 375° weather.

I live about 25 minutes away in Tryon, NC so I will be there sometime during training camp as well.

amcoolio · Post #1070 » by **amcoolio** » Thu Jul 25, 2013 12:14 am

I used to be the videographer for App State football and never before was I more miserable in my life than standing out in the sun at Wofford's field for 3 straight hours with a heavy camera 100 ft in the air.

Always wanted to go to training camp though. I am so glad NFL is here.

HornetJail · Post #1071 » by **HornetJail** » Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:55 am

Hey amcoolio, now that Bargnani has been traded, how long before the Raptors fans that won the rights to your location get to put "Servant to the Gay Lord"?

TheKingofSting · Post #1072 » by **TheKingofSting** » Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:41 am

Liver_Pooty wrote:
Kemba2Hendo wrote:Panthers Training Camp starts Friday with the Back To Football Party in Spartanburg, I live one town over so I will probably be there in the 375° weather.

I live about 25 minutes away in Tryon, NC so I will be there sometime during training camp as well.

These rules from the Huddle are hilarious:

- Autographs are given before and after practices. Line up at the fence near the athletic buildings about an hour before the scheduled practice. Not all players will sign. Some of the regulars that will sign most of the time are Steve Smith, Jon Beason, Jordan Gross, and Deangelo Williams. Ron RIvera will also usually sign.

- Kids are given priority during autograph time, as they should be. If you are an adult trying to push aside a child you will be called out and shamed for it.

- When you first arrive, look for the video cameras at the top of the large blue lifts. Whichever field they are pointing at will be the field that sees most of the action that day. Pick your spot accordingly.

- Bug spray, bug spray, bug spray, bug.... spray.

- If you visit the Beaconrestaurant, be sure to say "a plenty" after your order to ensure maximum heart clogging damage

- Cameras are allowed, but video cameras are not. You may be asked to put them down.

- If it seems like players are ignoring you and your screams at them during practice, its because they are. They are there to work, not to listen to your opinions.

- Shade is at a premium. Get there early to grab a spot under one of the trees on the hill.

The bolded is my favorite. :lol:

MKGsMotor · Post #1073 » by **MKGsMotor** » Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:19 pm

amcoolio wrote:I used to be the videographer for App State football and never before was I more miserable in my life than standing out in the sun at Wofford's field for 3 straight hours with a heavy camera 100 ft in the air.

Always wanted to go to training camp though. I am so glad NFL is here.

whoa my roommate and best friend is the current videographer for app state football. So weird

Post #1074 » by **fatlever** » Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:28 pm

http://dontevenreply.com/index.php

i failed to notice this update. its been so long since we were treated to a new one. as usual, this made me piss my pants. enjoy.

LamarMatic7 · Post #1075 » by **LamarMatic7** » Fri Jul 26, 2013 1:58 pm

fatlever wrote:http://dontevenreply.com/index.php

i failed to notice this update. its been so long since we were treated to a new one. as usual, this made me piss my pants. enjoy.

thanks, it was as good as usual. I somehow missed out on the update as well, even though I follow the guy on twitter.

Post #1076 » by **fatlever** » Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:42 pm

lamar,

did you see what the next round of 30 for 30 has in store for us? they are doing one on the spirit of st louis ABA team. HELL YEAH!!!!!

LamarMatic7 · Post #1077 » by **LamarMatic7** » Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:46 pm

whaaat!??! I'm so excited right now.

LamarMatic7 · Post #1078 » by **LamarMatic7** » Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:00 pm

the plot wikipedia has on the doc does lead me to believe that the film is mainly on the deal their owners got during the merger. do you remember about it? they didn't get to join the NBA, so their owners received the rights to something like 2% of the league's TV income, what back then was a very poor number. now they couldn't be more happy about the deal, of course.

the title "Free Spirits" does make me a bit more helpful that it will also focus on such free spirits like Marvin Barnes and Fly Williams. I would also love to see that rare ABA footage.

Post #1079 » by **fatlever** » Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:02 pm

lets just hope they spend some time talking about that crazy team as well as the awesome deal they struck with the NBA.

LamarMatic7 · Post #1080 » by **LamarMatic7** » Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:09 pm

fatlever wrote:lets just hope they spend some time talking about that crazy team as well as the awesome deal they struck with the NBA.

we can hope that it will be one of those 1h 40min long 30 for 30s.