Bill Simmons Is Changing The NBA

number1joker · Post #101 » by **number1joker** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:18 pm

Loud_city wrote:He is still a douche who is biased and hold grudges against teams and is nothing more really then a fan who read message boards and got a job at espn.

aint it the truth.

number1joker · Post #102 » by **number1joker** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:19 pm

Bill Simmons is one of the few people on this earth if I saw on the street i'd be "Hey Bill simmons............**** YOU!"

The other one is Rodger Goodell

AJ Valliant · Post #103 » by **AJ Valliant** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:21 pm

Doc_Brown wrote:
TommyTBolt wrote:mid season tournament is a horrible idea. I cant believe the nba is seriously considering it. ill be one of the first to hate on him. arrogant douche. if he was humble about himself and his sports teams i would definitely be one of the first to get his back but he is an annoying yuppie. he has a huge platform and waste it pushing garbage out there because he is either biased or too stoopid to realize how ignorant he is. I understand he has a depth of knowledge about the history of the nba but THATS IT and thats not what he does. What he does is put out ignorance (as viewed by his horrible NFL point spread prediction record) because hes a frail little unathlethic wimp he never understood what team sports mean or what values are important.

well you seem like a nice fellow

Calm radiates off of him in soothing waves.

AJ Valliant · Post #104 » by **AJ Valliant** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:31 pm

number1joker wrote:Bill Simmons is one of the few people on this earth if I saw on the street i'd be "Hey Bill simmons............**** YOU!"

The other one is Rodger Goodell

I've always wanted dump a tub of scalding gravy on Guy Fierri for continuing to frost his tips in this day and age.

litex · Post #105 » by **litex** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:53 pm

n34 wrote:
TommyTBolt wrote:
Bertrob wrote:
Sad thing is I'm sure Bill could whoop you.

no, he couldn't. NO CHANCE IN HELL as Vince McMahon would say. im not here to toot my own horn and im not some mma fighter but im 29, 6 feet tall and lean, been in plenty of scraps, not intimidated by anyone, wrestled in high school. wrestled and boxed with guys much bigger and more athletic than me in college for fun. im not superman but Im more than capable of holding my own and Simmons would be NO match.

holy sh*t

This thread is gold. I particularly like the link to a facebook page where the guy is unironically saying stuff like he attended "School of Hard Knocks" and that "all he does is win."

mrlancers · Post #106 » by **mrlancers** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:57 pm

Zona Zoo wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

epic thread is going epic places

For the record before clicking on that Facebook link I already imagined you making the face in your profile picture as you typed out your posts

It's like a bro duckface.

nonjokegetter · Post #107 » by **nonjokegetter** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 8:23 pm

This thread is gold.

Website · Post #108 » by **Nicky Nix Nook** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 8:26 pm

I love Simmons. He represents the ultimate fan's dream. And he's an entertaining writer/personality.

bushybrah_ · Post #109 » by **bushybrah_** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 8:28 pm

cl2268 wrote:
Loud_city wrote:He is still a douche who is biased and hold grudges against teams and is nothing more really then a fan who read message boards and got a job at espn.

isn't that pretty much the dream of every poster here on realgm? and for reaching that goal Bill Simmons, I salute you.

Seriously. He hates the team i support, but he has a dream job. Other than the bias, he's pretty cool.

hound101 · Post #110 » by **hound101** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 8:43 pm

soda wrote:there's a difference between mildly entertaining and informative. I find Bill Simmons to be as entertaining as Sarah Palin, in the sense that I cannot wait to hear what junk comes out of both their mouthes. However, I also find him to be as informed as Palin, which is to say, less so than a Kindergartner would be. The only column Simmons writes that I regularly read is his football picks mailbag column, which he doesn't even write every week.

This much hate isn't healthy.

hound101 · Post #111 » by **hound101** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 8:45 pm

TommyTBolt wrote:
Bertrob wrote:
TommyTBolt wrote:mid season tournament is a horrible idea. I cant believe the nba is seriously considering it. ill be one of the first to hate on him. arrogant douche. if he was humble about himself and his sports teams i would definitely be one of the first to get his back but he is an annoying yuppie. he has a huge platform and waste it pushing garbage out there because he is either biased or too stoopid to realize how ignorant he is. I understand he has a depth of knowledge about the history of the nba but THATS IT and thats not what he does. What he does is put out ignorance (as viewed by his horrible NFL point spread prediction record) because hes a frail little unathlethic wimp he never understood what team sports mean or what values are important.

Sad thing is I'm sure Bill could whoop you.

no, he couldn't. NO CHANCE IN HELL as Vince McMahon would say. im not here to toot my own horn and im not some mma fighter but im 29, 6 feet tall and lean, been in plenty of scraps, not intimidated by anyone, wrestled in high school. wrestled and boxed with guys much bigger and more athletic than me in college for fun. im not superman but Im more than capable of holding my own and Simmons would be NO match.

Ooo, you go boy. Tell them where to shove it!

LOOSH · Post #112 » by **LOOSH** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 8:50 pm

TOMMYTBOLT GOES HARD IN THE PAINT

LoveDaBoo · Post #113 » by **LoveDaBoo** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:01 pm

TommyTBolt wrote:mid season tournament is a horrible idea. I cant believe the nba is seriously considering it. ill be one of the first to hate on him. arrogant douche. if he was humble about himself and his sports teams i would definitely be one of the first to get his back but he is an annoying yuppie. he has a huge platform and waste it pushing garbage out there because he is either biased or too stoopid to realize how ignorant he is. I understand he has a depth of knowledge about the history of the nba but THATS IT and thats not what he does. What he does is put out ignorance (as viewed by his horrible NFL point spread prediction record) because hes a frail little unathlethic wimp he never understood what team sports mean or what values are important.

Someone doesn't like having his team's 40 year record of failure pointed out, evidently.

LoveDaBoo · Post #114 » by **LoveDaBoo** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:14 pm

I'll never get the "biased" criticism, either. It's not like he hides it or pretends he's not biased. You know that going in, so I fail to see how it's a problem.

ColdBlooded · Post #115 » by **ColdBlooded** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:18 pm

TommyTBolt wrote:
M4P wrote:
TommyTBolt wrote:no, he couldn't. NO CHANCE IN HELL as Vince McMahon would say. im not here to toot my own horn and im not some mma fighter but im 29, 6 feet tall and lean, been in plenty of scraps, not intimidated by anyone, wrestled in high school. wrestled and boxed with guys much bigger and more athletic than me in college for fun. im not superman but Im more than capable of holding my own and Simmons would be NO match.

https://www.facebook.com/tom.demay.1?fref=nf

thats me dog. I'm not scared of Bill Simmons or anyone knowing who I am. I'm not no beast or anything but I ain't ashamed of nothing either.

KobeKenobi · Post #116 » by **KobeKenobi** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:21 pm

Bill Simmons is annoying. His squeaky mouse voice makes ears bleed.

The Penguin · Post #117 » by **The Penguin** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:36 pm

#winning

The Penguin · Post #118 » by **The Penguin** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:45 pm

WolvesGuy14 wrote:Can't remember the last time I read an article of his where he didn't take a cheap shot at the Wolves. You didn't get the job! Get over it.

I like him, but try being a Pistons fan and reading his stuff.

Bill, if you are reading this, I'm sorry Bill Laimbeer ran over your dog, Isiah Thomas slept with your mom and Rick Mahorn pooped in your fridge, but the Joe Dumars "two phones" picture isn't funny anymore.

Muizha · Post #119 » by **Muizha** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 5:43 am

The Penguin wrote:
WolvesGuy14 wrote:Can't remember the last time I read an article of his where he didn't take a cheap shot at the Wolves. You didn't get the job! Get over it.

I like him, but try being a Pistons fan and reading his stuff.

Bill, if you are reading this, I'm sorry Bill Laimbeer ran over your dog, Isiah Thomas slept with your mom and Rick Mahorn pooped in your fridge, but the Joe Dumars "two phones" picture isn't funny anymore.

But it is

TDevilsG · Post #120 » by **TDevilsG** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 5:49 am

TommyTBolt wrote:mid season tournament is a horrible idea. I cant believe the nba is seriously considering it. ill be one of the first to hate on him. arrogant douche. if he was humble about himself and his sports teams i would definitely be one of the first to get his back but he is an annoying yuppie. he has a huge platform and waste it pushing garbage out there because he is either biased or too stoopid to realize how ignorant he is. I understand he has a depth of knowledge about the history of the nba but THATS IT and thats not what he does. What he does is put out ignorance (as viewed by his horrible NFL point spread prediction record) because hes a frail little unathlethic wimp he never understood what team sports mean or what values are important.

Love the irony of someone calling someone else "stoopid"

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