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Re: Most Hilarious Post You've Read on RealGM 

Post#21 » by Jon_3232 » Sat Jun 11, 2016 8:20 pm

insfo wrote:Has to be Maytriks and Welcome to dinosaur team and championship time :lol: Goat post!

Edit: found it...criminally underrated though..only 174 likes???
http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?t=876270



Lololol that was pure gold
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Post#22 » by prefontaine » Sat Jun 11, 2016 8:47 pm

I remember reading this last year.

"The bucks did it in the 1970's. Kareem won a MVP, and some guy named Lew Alcindor did the year before."

I can't remember which thread though.
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Post#23 » by BBallFreak » Sat Jun 11, 2016 11:27 pm

I once compared Dwyane Wade to Tony Delk, saying, "What's the difference?" Admittedly, this was before the draft, but still how wrong could I be?
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Post#24 » by Bergmaniac » Sat Jun 11, 2016 11:28 pm

There have been at least two threads here where the OP suggested that the NBA would be better without refs, "players calling their own fouls".

Another hilarious one was the first post in this thread - viewtopic.php?f=6&t=1410544
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Post#25 » by nomansland » Sat Jun 11, 2016 11:35 pm

Manu Ginobili can't be white, he's from Argentina!
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Post#26 » by SunKing » Sun Jun 12, 2016 12:04 am

Also there was the dude who was obsessed with Ibaka abs and found any idea possible to make a thread about Ibaka and posting pics of his abs, with the infamous :

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Post#27 » by NuggetsWY » Sun Jun 12, 2016 12:11 am

prefontaine wrote:I remember reading this last year.

"The bucks did it in the 1970's. Kareem won a MVP, and some guy named Lew Alcindor did the year before."

I can't remember which thread though.

Hey now, I remember both of those names - but that is hilarious
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Post#28 » by DeezRaptors » Sun Jun 12, 2016 12:16 am

immortalone23 wrote:viewtopic.php?t=1331542

This entire thing made me laugh
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Post#29 » by SSUBluesman » Sun Jun 12, 2016 12:17 am

Well there was that time someone compared Tony Allen to Dwayne Wade

The numerous "Rubio is going to be a Knick" posts

Every political/religious/racial thread has too many to count

Sixer fans defending The Failure Known As Hinkie ("He has a plan! He even said so himself!")

"LOL the Wolves draft too many point guards...LOL why didn't you draft Curry you fools"

Come to think of it every GB thread about the Wolves has at least a couple (Wiggins thread most recently).
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Post#30 » by DJ3thenew23 » Sun Jun 12, 2016 12:37 am

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Post#31 » by Sofia » Sun Jun 12, 2016 1:20 am

immortalone23 wrote:viewtopic.php?t=1331542

The Pennsylvania line is the funniest single liner I've seen on here.
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Post#32 » by Yoshun » Sun Jun 12, 2016 1:28 am

Bergmaniac wrote:There have been at least two threads here where the OP suggested that the NBA would be better without refs, "players calling their own fouls".

Another hilarious one was the first post in this thread - viewtopic.php?f=6&t=1410544


Yea that was great. I also liked the last post with the guy trying to explain why you don't need mirrors.

I also found the NBA look alikes thread pretty funny.
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Post#33 » by AussieBuck » Sun Jun 12, 2016 2:03 am

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Blame Rasho wrote:197 IQ.

For real? Someone said this? and then had the nerve to say "My IQ is 197. My mother's IQ is 197 and her father's IQ was 200. My father's IQ was 160." That would mean nobody has ever heard of any of these people? Three of them would be ranked in the top 5 of all time. That's hilarious.

Fear not he has returned under a new username! I'll give him a buzz, see if he wants to add to the thread.
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Post#34 » by AussieBuck » Sun Jun 12, 2016 2:04 am

This from the Bucks board today is pretty good:

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jakecronus8 wrote:If Poeltl and Sabonis switched last names I have a feeling it wouldn't even be a question of who'd be a better fit.



If Poeltl & Sabonis switched last names then this season Arvydas would've come to the realization that his wife had an affair with Daniel Santiago in 1996.


*Possibly only funny if you follow the draft prospects a bit and know who NBA legend Daniel Sanitago is.
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Post#35 » by SpinninHouse » Sun Jun 12, 2016 2:06 am

That Paul George post is one of the funniest things I've ever read, haha - classic!
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Post#36 » by 13th Man » Sun Jun 12, 2016 2:12 am



That's the most +1's I've ever seen for one comment. Wow, lol.
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Post#37 » by RRFB » Sun Jun 12, 2016 2:18 am

Blame Rasho wrote:197 IQ.

Man, where was I when this went down. That was a fantastic read.
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Post#38 » by MagicMadness » Sun Jun 12, 2016 4:56 am

Back in the day, there was a thread on the Raps board about a guy who wanted to work at Abercrombie. It was the GOAT thread of it's time.

There isn't a link to it anymore, but I found the main quote:

Messiah wrote:it's not about money.
Okay let's get something straight
I am.. American
thus this was like.. our dream over there.. when we get to high school to work for Abercrombie..
We moved here when I was 11 so I never got to follow that through
To you Abercrombie is a store.. opening up at Eatons and Sherway
To me Abercrombie is a life style.


Here's another one:

Messiah wrote:Like you go and see the high school play and every cool person's wearing Abercrombie, and the cheer leaders work there.. and the jocks are models there.. you just want to be the next person to work there because to us it meant instant fame almost. It was so serious, in most states Abercrombie Models get V.I.P treatment in clubs, and also get tot skip the line


And then someone (I think his name was 'Joker') just rips the guy page after page...back and forth about this dude's dream of working at Abercrombie. If there was any thread I wish could be pulled from the archives, it would be this one.
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Post#39 » by NinjaSheppard » Sun Jun 12, 2016 6:12 am

Most of the good ones have been mentioned but Unbiased Fan going on about being able to beat Wizards Jordan at 1 on 1 was another hilarious one not mentioned yet.
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Post#40 » by Ice Trae » Sun Jun 12, 2016 6:24 am

that pennsylvania line was hilarious. had me crackin up for a good while

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