Jaylen Brown's fake hairline gets rubbed off on OG's jersey
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You would think that an NBA forum wouldn't be filled with a bunch of high school girls. Who gives a crap.I am betting most of you are all balding.
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bonita_the_frog wrote:zimpy27 wrote:Hundreds of millions of dollars but still gotta paint their head
Yep unless you're into buying cars and houses (which a lot of people have without millions of dollars, plus I don't even like cars or driving) there's very little you can do with money.
Food or holidays I guess, but if you live in your favorite location it makes holidays a bit meaningless... and food just makes you fatter.
And you don't need anywhere near a million dollars to dress well...
Presumably, everyone on this forum could figure out how to spend billions, considering that's what an NBA team costs
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PlatinumState wrote:He doesnt even need shoe polish on his head. Not like he's in a Jalen Suggs situation
It's not Suggs level but his hairline is pushed way back. Probably why he stopped wearing braids which likely made the situation worse.
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strokerace wrote:You would think that an NBA forum wouldn't be filled with a bunch of high school girls. Who gives a crap.I am betting most of you are all balding.
The immaturity is palpable. I’m waiting for the next thread on players who have erectile dysfunction. Who cares
Praying for Burrow
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Buckeye-NBAFan wrote:bonita_the_frog wrote:zimpy27 wrote:Hundreds of millions of dollars but still gotta paint their head
Yep unless you're into buying cars and houses (which a lot of people have without millions of dollars, plus I don't even like cars or driving) there's very little you can do with money.
Food or holidays I guess, but if you live in your favorite location it makes holidays a bit meaningless... and food just makes you fatter.
And you don't need anywhere near a million dollars to dress well...
Presumably, everyone on this forum could figure out how to spend billions, considering that's what an NBA team costs
Yep and also I forgot to mention medical things, if anybody needs expensive surgery etc.
But there is no surgery for a bald head I guess
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Guys, it's 2025, you don't need to go to Istanbul to get a hair transplant. My father had one 3 years ago, so it would be +/- 2500 dollars and the result is quite decent.
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Just let it go man.
The hair reaper comes for us all eventually.
The hair reaper comes for us all eventually.
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Real men date Hailey Van Lith and shave their head.
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basketballRob wrote:Real men date Hailey Van Lith and shave their head.
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Suggs should have made the chop a while ago. He practically had the Homer Simpson style for 2 seasons.
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DanEu wrote:Just let it go man.
The hair reaper comes for us all eventually.
Pepperidge Farms remembers:
Didn't realize Stephen A was still playing for the Celtics!
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This must be so embarrassing for Jaylen Brown, how do you ever live this down?
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Whats more baffling to me though is that Jaylen Brown always seemed like he had a full head of hair until he cut his braids off. Was he wearing weave or a hair piece all this time?
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ChuckChilly wrote:Whats more baffling to me though is that Jaylen Brown always seemed like he had a full head of hair until he cut his braids off. Was he wearing weave or a hair piece all this time?
Leaving braids in too long can really damage your hair—it puts a lot of tension on your scalp and can even cause the roots to tear out. Jaylen may be trying to "reset" his hair by cutting it low to allow the roots to grow back.
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azcatz11 wrote:strokerace wrote:You would think that an NBA forum wouldn't be filled with a bunch of high school girls. Who gives a crap.I am betting most of you are all balding.
The immaturity is palpable. I’m waiting for the next thread on players who have erectile dysfunction. Who cares
Gee, why so serious (and sensitive?), this is in fact pretty funny...
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slicedbread2 wrote:DanEu wrote:Just let it go man.
The hair reaper comes for us all eventually.
Pepperidge Farms remembers:
Didn't realize Stephen A was still playing for the Celtics!
I would say that making fun of guys look like that is pretty mean, so I do not endorse that one, but when guy sprays paint on his head, I think it is fair he gets laughed at...
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PushDaRock wrote:PlatinumState wrote:He doesnt even need shoe polish on his head. Not like he's in a Jalen Suggs situation
It's not Suggs level but his hairline is pushed way back. Probably why he stopped wearing braids which likely made the situation worse.
He needs to shave it off like Derrick White finally did. I remember the TNT staff clowning White.
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Because I know most of the board isn’t millennial American black men, I’m going to explain why this happened and make it even funnier.
More than half the league uses what barbers call, “enhancements” it’s this black ink like stuff that they spray and binds to your hair to make it look fuller and connect the hair. People use a LIITLE but in parts where they are balding. After you use it, you let it dry, or take a shower. It lasts about 10 days.
The only way this happened is if someone did this for Jaylen brown in the back and then he went out and played. Bro was doing hair and makeup instead of stretching, warming up, and working on his left hand.
More than half the league uses what barbers call, “enhancements” it’s this black ink like stuff that they spray and binds to your hair to make it look fuller and connect the hair. People use a LIITLE but in parts where they are balding. After you use it, you let it dry, or take a shower. It lasts about 10 days.
The only way this happened is if someone did this for Jaylen brown in the back and then he went out and played. Bro was doing hair and makeup instead of stretching, warming up, and working on his left hand.
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Multi-million dollar super athlete grown men who easily get top tier women being that insecure about their hair is just goofy to me. Just shave it. Yet another reason why 90s NBA clears this era.
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DanEu wrote:Just let it go man.
The hair reaper comes for us all eventually.
To quote Johnny Drama from Entourage..."That Rogaine, that $hit's liquid gold baby."
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