Jaylen Brown's fake hairline gets rubbed off on OG's jersey

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Re: Jaylen Brown's fake hairline gets rubbed off on OG's jersey 

Post#21 » by strokerace » Sat Oct 25, 2025 3:00 pm

You would think that an NBA forum wouldn't be filled with a bunch of high school girls. Who gives a crap.I am betting most of you are all balding.
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Re: Jaylen Brown's fake hairline gets rubbed off on OG's jersey 

Post#22 » by Buckeye-NBAFan » Sat Oct 25, 2025 3:03 pm

bonita_the_frog wrote:
zimpy27 wrote:Hundreds of millions of dollars but still gotta paint their head

Yep unless you're into buying cars and houses (which a lot of people have without millions of dollars, plus I don't even like cars or driving) there's very little you can do with money.
Food or holidays I guess, but if you live in your favorite location it makes holidays a bit meaningless... and food just makes you fatter.
And you don't need anywhere near a million dollars to dress well...


Presumably, everyone on this forum could figure out how to spend billions, considering that's what an NBA team costs
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Post#23 » by PushDaRock » Sat Oct 25, 2025 3:04 pm

PlatinumState wrote:He doesnt even need shoe polish on his head. Not like he's in a Jalen Suggs situation


It's not Suggs level but his hairline is pushed way back. Probably why he stopped wearing braids which likely made the situation worse.
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Post#24 » by azcatz11 » Sat Oct 25, 2025 3:09 pm

strokerace wrote:You would think that an NBA forum wouldn't be filled with a bunch of high school girls. Who gives a crap.I am betting most of you are all balding.


The immaturity is palpable. I’m waiting for the next thread on players who have erectile dysfunction. Who cares
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Re: Jaylen Brown's fake hairline gets rubbed off on OG's jersey 

Post#25 » by bonita_the_frog » Sat Oct 25, 2025 3:16 pm

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bonita_the_frog wrote:
zimpy27 wrote:Hundreds of millions of dollars but still gotta paint their head

Yep unless you're into buying cars and houses (which a lot of people have without millions of dollars, plus I don't even like cars or driving) there's very little you can do with money.
Food or holidays I guess, but if you live in your favorite location it makes holidays a bit meaningless... and food just makes you fatter.
And you don't need anywhere near a million dollars to dress well...


Presumably, everyone on this forum could figure out how to spend billions, considering that's what an NBA team costs

Yep and also I forgot to mention medical things, if anybody needs expensive surgery etc.
But there is no surgery for a bald head I guess :D which is weird, because you can have plastic surgery to make your face completely different...
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Post#26 » by Astaluego » Sat Oct 25, 2025 3:29 pm

Guys, it's 2025, you don't need to go to Istanbul to get a hair transplant. My father had one 3 years ago, so it would be +/- 2500 dollars and the result is quite decent.
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Post#27 » by DanEu » Sat Oct 25, 2025 3:36 pm

Just let it go man.
The hair reaper comes for us all eventually.
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Post#28 » by basketballRob » Sat Oct 25, 2025 3:37 pm

Real men date Hailey Van Lith and shave their head.

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Post#29 » by ChuckChilly » Sat Oct 25, 2025 4:14 pm

basketballRob wrote:Real men date Hailey Van Lith and shave their head.

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Suggs should have made the chop a while ago. He practically had the Homer Simpson style for 2 seasons.
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Post#30 » by slicedbread2 » Sat Oct 25, 2025 6:46 pm

DanEu wrote:Just let it go man.
The hair reaper comes for us all eventually.


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Post#31 » by Revived » Sat Oct 25, 2025 6:57 pm

This must be so embarrassing for Jaylen Brown, how do you ever live this down?
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Post#32 » by ChuckChilly » Sat Oct 25, 2025 7:20 pm

Whats more baffling to me though is that Jaylen Brown always seemed like he had a full head of hair until he cut his braids off. Was he wearing weave or a hair piece all this time?
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Post#33 » by infinite11285 » Sat Oct 25, 2025 7:29 pm

ChuckChilly wrote:Whats more baffling to me though is that Jaylen Brown always seemed like he had a full head of hair until he cut his braids off. Was he wearing weave or a hair piece all this time?


Leaving braids in too long can really damage your hair—it puts a lot of tension on your scalp and can even cause the roots to tear out. Jaylen may be trying to "reset" his hair by cutting it low to allow the roots to grow back.
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Post#34 » by UcanUwill » Sat Oct 25, 2025 7:43 pm

azcatz11 wrote:
strokerace wrote:You would think that an NBA forum wouldn't be filled with a bunch of high school girls. Who gives a crap.I am betting most of you are all balding.


The immaturity is palpable. I’m waiting for the next thread on players who have erectile dysfunction. Who cares


Gee, why so serious (and sensitive?), this is in fact pretty funny...
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Post#35 » by UcanUwill » Sat Oct 25, 2025 7:48 pm

slicedbread2 wrote:
DanEu wrote:Just let it go man.
The hair reaper comes for us all eventually.


Pepperidge Farms remembers:



Didn't realize Stephen A was still playing for the Celtics!


I would say that making fun of guys look like that is pretty mean, so I do not endorse that one, but when guy sprays paint on his head, I think it is fair he gets laughed at...
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Post#36 » by RHODEY » Sat Oct 25, 2025 7:54 pm

PushDaRock wrote:
PlatinumState wrote:He doesnt even need shoe polish on his head. Not like he's in a Jalen Suggs situation


It's not Suggs level but his hairline is pushed way back. Probably why he stopped wearing braids which likely made the situation worse.

He needs to shave it off like Derrick White finally did. I remember the TNT staff clowning White.
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Post#37 » by Lockdown504090 » Sat Oct 25, 2025 7:59 pm

Because I know most of the board isn’t millennial American black men, I’m going to explain why this happened and make it even funnier.

More than half the league uses what barbers call, “enhancements” it’s this black ink like stuff that they spray and binds to your hair to make it look fuller and connect the hair. People use a LIITLE but in parts where they are balding. After you use it, you let it dry, or take a shower. It lasts about 10 days.

The only way this happened is if someone did this for Jaylen brown in the back and then he went out and played. Bro was doing hair and makeup instead of stretching, warming up, and working on his left hand.
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Post#38 » by SearsTower » Sat Oct 25, 2025 9:00 pm

Multi-million dollar super athlete grown men who easily get top tier women being that insecure about their hair is just goofy to me. Just shave it. Yet another reason why 90s NBA clears this era.
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Post#39 » by Old_Blue » Sat Oct 25, 2025 9:07 pm

DanEu wrote:Just let it go man.
The hair reaper comes for us all eventually.


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