Best Nickname Ever?
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Probably Magic, no one calls him Earvin.
Dr. J might be the coolest.
Dr. J might be the coolest.
NickAnderson wrote:
How old are you, just curious.
by gomeziee on 21 Jul 2013 00:53
im 20, and i did grow up watching MJ play in the 90's.
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Bill Mlkvy, who went to Temple University was known as "The Owl without a vowel."
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Ill News wrote:No one's gonna mention The Truth? Come on guys, that's one of the greatest nicknames ever.
Aarosmith is an amazing nickname, btw. I don't think anyone from the Celtics board has thought of that
To a St. John's fan, or really any New Yorker, Walter Berry is The Truth and he had the nickname over a decade before anyone ever heard of Paul Pierce.
Just because it happened to you, doesn't make it interesting.
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TheBobster wrote:Bill Mlkvy, who went to Temple University was known as "The Owl without a vowel."
Winner.
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Iceman, Mailman, the Answer, Walt "The Wizard" Williams, Sam "Big Smooth" Perkins.
Had never heard of Bill Mlkvy but that's fantastic. My favourite in any sport (in this case baseball) was Doug "Eyechart" Gwosdz.
Had never heard of Bill Mlkvy but that's fantastic. My favourite in any sport (in this case baseball) was Doug "Eyechart" Gwosdz.
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No mention of mr. half man half amazing?
Also the Dream, Magic, the Turth, the Answer, Silk Wilkes, the Matrix, the Dragon, Agent zero
Also the Dream, Magic, the Turth, the Answer, Silk Wilkes, the Matrix, the Dragon, Agent zero
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Best nickname pair:
John "Hot Rod" Williams
John "Hot Plate" Williams
Both these guys started their NBA careers in 1986. One of them was fat. You can try to guess which one.
John "Hot Rod" Williams
John "Hot Plate" Williams
Both these guys started their NBA careers in 1986. One of them was fat. You can try to guess which one.
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Jerome "Junk Yard Dog" Williams, Daryl "Chocolate Thunder" Dawkins, Vinnie "The Microwave" Johnson, Shawn "The Reignman" Kemp, Gary "The Glove" Payton, "Big Game James" Worthy.
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ZOMG wrote:Best nickname pair:
John "Hot Rod" Williams
John "Hot Plate" Williams
Both these guys started their NBA careers in 1986. One of them was fat. You can try to guess which one.
I mostly hate those derogatory in-joke nicknames and don't consider them real nicknames. But this one is different because there were two players with the same name and it became widely used to clarify which guy you were talking about. I believe the "Hot Plate" nickname for the LSU/Washington Bullets John Williams originated with NBA writer Peter Vecsey and it caught on from there.
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I liked the Big Aristotle.
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I like the chinese nickname for Charles Barkley: the flying pig.
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ayyayyron wrote:James Harden's nickname is Honey Bun so that's one of my favorites.
My favorite isn't technically a nickname, but I've heard Ian Eagle exclaim "SHAMALAMADINGDONG" after a Landry Shamet 3.
does Harden like that nickname?
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World B Free
alternatively, I think it would be hilarious if the nickname World B Flat caught on for Irving
alternatively, I think it would be hilarious if the nickname World B Flat caught on for Irving
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Vince Carter when he was with the Raptors, as "Air Canada"
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Ontario wrote:Team Supersonics
PG - The Glove, Mac-10 (Mr. Sonic),
SG - Jesus Shuttlesworth, Bones
SF - Sweet Lew
PF - the Reign Man - (the correct answer for best ever nickname)
C- Big Smooth
Which of course for team supersonics I would aslo add Durantula, Goatbrook and the Beard also but some people might object to that.
The Hawk, X-Man, Mac, G-Money
Kevin Calabro have it all
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Roscoe Sheed wrote:ayyayyron wrote:James Harden's nickname is Honey Bun so that's one of my favorites.
My favorite isn't technically a nickname, but I've heard Ian Eagle exclaim "SHAMALAMADINGDONG" after a Landry Shamet 3.
does Harden like that nickname?
I don't think Harden cares tbh
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My favorite was always Stacy Augmon as Plastic Man
a slave stood behind the conqueror holding a golden crown, and whispering in his ear a warning: that all glory is fleeting
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Chocolate Thunder, classic name.
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