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Most Hilarious Post You've Read on RealGM
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 6:19 pm
by SpinninHouse
Obviously no personal call-outs or baiting any fan base's (we all have delusional homers) -- so let's keep this anonymous and generalized.
In 2011, during Rose's MVP season, a poster said Raymond Felton> Derrick Rose. And he was serious LOL.
For me personally, my most ridiculous post was when I predicted Marcus Fizer would be a 20/10 player. Classic homerism!
Epic posts! What are yours?
Re: Most Hilarious Post You've Read on RealGM
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 6:25 pm
by BobanSmash
Re: Most Hilarious Post You've Read on RealGM
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 6:25 pm
by AshyLarrysDiaper
The post defending OJ Mayo's hairline. I had tears streaming down my face.
Re: Most Hilarious Post You've Read on RealGM
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 6:31 pm
by Zvaart
Re: Re: Most Hilarious Post You've Read on RealGM
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 6:31 pm
by chrismikayla
SpinninHouse wrote:Obviously no personal call-outs or baiting any fan base's (we all have delusional homers) -- so let's keep this anonymous and generalized.
In 2011, during Rose's MVP season, a poster said Raymond Felton> Derrick Rose. And he was serious LOL.
For me personally, my most ridiculous post was when I predicted Marcus Fizer would be a 20/10 player. Classic homerism!
Epic posts! What are yours?
While I know those kinds of posts weren't your intention, I'm afraid this will quickly deescalate into that and will be locked soon.
Re: Most Hilarious Post You've Read on RealGM
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 6:37 pm
by immortalone23
Re: Most Hilarious Post You've Read on RealGM
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 6:38 pm
by insfo
Has to be Maytriks and Welcome to dinosaur team and championship time
Goat post!
Edit: found it...criminally underrated though..only 174 likes???
http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?t=876270
Re: Most Hilarious Post You've Read on RealGM
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 6:43 pm
by SunKing
immortalone23 wrote:You need to read this old thread
viewtopic.php?t=1331542
The first line is one for the ages.
sorry for bad english am from pennsylvania
Didn't know this one
As for funniest posts it seems this thread comes every six months on RealGM. Anyway classical ones :
ONBA
Three court basketball
OJ Mayo hairline (known here since the poster is a member of RealGM but actually posted on grizzlies official board)
MJ Love letters parodies (actually some of the greatest intended humor I ever saw on Internet)
As for And1 killers I would say from my memory :
"Long ass drive" for Royce WHite traded to Philly
Space Jam 2 scenarios with LBJ joining the Monstars
And of course "He piston himself" already mentionned in this thread.
Re: Most Hilarious Post You've Read on RealGM
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 6:44 pm
by Blame Rasho
Re: Most Hilarious Post You've Read on RealGM
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 6:53 pm
by Doctor MJ
Flip Murray as next Jordan
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Re: Most Hilarious Post You've Read on RealGM
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 6:55 pm
by SFrush
Someone saying Steph Curry has a weak left hand probably topped it for me.
Re: Most Hilarious Post You've Read on RealGM
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 6:57 pm
by GSWPanda
The one where someone was talking bout putting Nate Robinson i think on shaqs shoulder and having shaq throw him from the three point line. Something like that. It had me dying
Re: Most Hilarious Post You've Read on RealGM
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 6:58 pm
by Phish Tank
the greg oden thread on the raps forum when he decided to take a nude pic of himself
Re: Most Hilarious Post You've Read on RealGM
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 6:59 pm
by Domejandro
Green Apple wrote:Paul George's ascension to the peak of of his sport has been astonishing but all too real. His talents are numerous and should be appreciated that is for certain. His acceleration is almost too rapid to comprehend. He effortlessly roars past his defenders with the sleekness of a Peregrine Falcon. His defender lies motionless, glued to the floor. As he watches this brilliant contortionist slide past him with the greatest ease and confidence his soul wilts till it has reached the point of extinction
His speed and skill is one thing but this is a gentleman with wisdom which belies his true age. This cunning craftsman overwhelms his defenders not only with his physical gifts, which are plenty, but also with his stupendous cerebral approach which can never be underestimated. He utilizes his keen eye for the game and superior guile and ultimately leaves his opponent dismayed and shocked at what has been demonstrated before him. He is a performer, that should be understood, but is also a battle tested warrior looking for new and greater challenges. We are in a great age when we get to see this exquisite athlete perform before us.
search.php?author_id=137949&sr=postsGreen Apple is a top five RealGM poster.
Re: Most Hilarious Post You've Read on RealGM
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 7:04 pm
by Domejandro
Blame Rasho wrote:197 IQ.
KWSN-Men wrote:My IQ is 197. My mother's IQ is 197 and her father's IQ was 200. My father's IQ was 160.
KWSN-Men wrote:I am putting you on ignore. You are extremely rude and lacking in manners.
viewtopic.php?f=3&t=908342&start=20#p19652939
This post proves that you can claim anything on the internet.
Re: Most Hilarious Post You've Read on RealGM
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 7:20 pm
by NuggetsWY
Blame Rasho wrote:197 IQ.
For real? Someone said this? and then had the nerve to say "My IQ is 197. My mother's IQ is 197 and her father's IQ was 200. My father's IQ was 160." That would mean nobody has ever heard of any of these people? Three of them would be ranked in the top 5 of all time. That's hilarious.
But my favorite for "Most Hilarious Post" has to be
SpinninHouse wrote:Obviously no personal call-outs or baiting"
Sorry OP, love the topic but that has got to rank up there.
Re: Most Hilarious Post You've Read on RealGM
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 7:32 pm
by tmorgan
Anything other than ONBA/Assfault is the wrong answer.
Re: Most Hilarious Post You've Read on RealGM
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 7:41 pm
by Blame Rasho
Domejandro wrote:Green Apple wrote:Paul George's ascension to the peak of of his sport has been astonishing but all too real. His talents are numerous and should be appreciated that is for certain. His acceleration is almost too rapid to comprehend. He effortlessly roars past his defenders with the sleekness of a Peregrine Falcon. His defender lies motionless, glued to the floor. As he watches this brilliant contortionist slide past him with the greatest ease and confidence his soul wilts till it has reached the point of extinction
His speed and skill is one thing but this is a gentleman with wisdom which belies his true age. This cunning craftsman overwhelms his defenders not only with his physical gifts, which are plenty, but also with his stupendous cerebral approach which can never be underestimated. He utilizes his keen eye for the game and superior guile and ultimately leaves his opponent dismayed and shocked at what has been demonstrated before him. He is a performer, that should be understood, but is also a battle tested warrior looking for new and greater challenges. We are in a great age when we get to see this exquisite athlete perform before us.
search.php?author_id=137949&sr=posts
Green Apple is a top five RealGM poster.
Realgm was forever changed with the presence that was Green Apple.
Re: Most Hilarious Post You've Read on RealGM
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 7:50 pm
by Saints14
The overly excited Omri Casspi thread was one of my favorites.
Re: Most Hilarious Post You've Read on RealGM
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 8:00 pm
by druggas
Draymond Green could stop a prime Shaq! That post was just last month.