The Official "Where are Mike Woodson's Eyebrows?" Thread
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The Official "Where are Mike Woodson's Eyebrows?" Thread
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The Official "Where are Mike Woodson's Eyebrows?" Thread
I read that Smoove said he blamed it on his barber but Woody wasn't talking about it. We need to get to the bottom of this.
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Hawks coach Mike Woodson showed up on Monday with his eyebrows inexplicably shaved off. He would not reveal the reason.
Some speculated he lost a bet on the Saints game, but even the Hawks players weren't sure why he did it. The link below includes a truly hilarious picture of Woodson wearing Velcro eyebrows that Josh Smith had pasted to his forehead. Link


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They discussed it on PTI, but had no great insight on what happened.
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Al Horford: Woody wanted to go with a new clean look, so he shaved his eyebrows off. He says he looks "hot". Twitter.com
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Woodys the man.
Is it to much to ask for a team that plays hard and cares? Seems so.
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Woody actually lost a friendly bet on the New Orleans vs. Minnesota game, and had to shave his brows because of it.
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^^^ That's gotta be a drunken bet. But good for him for following through.
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^^^ Sober people rarely wager eyebrows.
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Thank god this thread is here as i am watching the ATL/BOS game and thought i was seeing things!
And LOL at that pic with the fake eyebrows!
And LOL at that pic with the fake eyebrows!

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My new theory is that he assigned his eyebrows to the D-league so they could get some run.
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