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The Official "Where are Mike Woodson's Eyebrows?" Thread

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The Official "Where are Mike Woodson's Eyebrows?" Thread 

Post#1 » by JoshB914 » Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:10 pm

I read that Smoove said he blamed it on his barber but Woody wasn't talking about it. We need to get to the bottom of this.
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Re: The Official "Where are Mike Woodson's Eyebrows?" Thread 

Post#2 » by HMFFL » Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:13 pm

Hawks coach Mike Woodson showed up on Monday with his eyebrows inexplicably shaved off. He would not reveal the reason.
Some speculated he lost a bet on the Saints game, but even the Hawks players weren't sure why he did it. The link below includes a truly hilarious picture of Woodson wearing Velcro eyebrows that Josh Smith had pasted to his forehead. Link


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Re: The Official "Where are Mike Woodson's Eyebrows?" Thread 

Post#3 » by evildallas » Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:26 am

They discussed it on PTI, but had no great insight on what happened.
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Re: The Official "Where are Mike Woodson's Eyebrows?" Thread 

Post#4 » by HMFFL » Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:41 am

Al Horford: Woody wanted to go with a new clean look, so he shaved his eyebrows off. He says he looks "hot". Twitter.com
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Re: The Official "Where are Mike Woodson's Eyebrows?" Thread 

Post#5 » by ATL DirtyBird » Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:47 am

Woodys the man.
Is it to much to ask for a team that plays hard and cares? Seems so.
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Re: The Official "Where are Mike Woodson's Eyebrows?" Thread 

Post#6 » by fo_o_fo_404 » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:23 am

Woody actually lost a friendly bet on the New Orleans vs. Minnesota game, and had to shave his brows because of it.
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Re: The Official "Where are Mike Woodson's Eyebrows?" Thread 

Post#7 » by JoshB914 » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:48 am

^^^ That's gotta be a drunken bet. But good for him for following through.
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Post#8 » by evildallas » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:03 am

^^^ Sober people rarely wager eyebrows.
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Re: The Official "Where are Mike Woodson's Eyebrows?" Thread 

Post#9 » by Kerrsed » Sat Jan 30, 2010 2:12 am

Thank god this thread is here as i am watching the ATL/BOS game and thought i was seeing things!

And LOL at that pic with the fake eyebrows! :lol:
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Re: The Official "Where are Mike Woodson's Eyebrows?" Thread 

Post#10 » by evildallas » Sat Jan 30, 2010 3:34 am

My new theory is that he assigned his eyebrows to the D-league so they could get some run.
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