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Brown/Tatum

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JT or JB?

Jaylen Brown
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Jayson Tatum
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Post#21 » by CeltsfanSinceBirth » Fri Nov 5, 2021 6:45 pm

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What is this island you speak of? Chris Forsberg mentioned a Nesmith island earlier today, where could he have heard that term?

Oh, if it ends up coming down to it, Tatum. Better shot creator, scorer, passer, takes better care of the ball, better bball iq, and better team defender. And he’s 23 for almost this whole season, whereas Jaylen is already 25. Jaylen definitely a better man defender, and doesn’t need to get himself into a rhythm like Tatum does, and he’s cheaper. Give me the deluxe crispy sandwich, not the value menu version.


Tatum is the homemade Mac and cheese, where you use 3 different types of cheese and have bits of bacon added in. And Jaylen is Kraft Dinner.


To be fair, Kraft Mac and cheese is super slept on. When I’m stoned, it always hits the spot.


It is neon orange, toxic sludge that probably glows in the dark. I bet you put ketchup in that thing too, huh?
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Post#22 » by The Comedian » Fri Nov 5, 2021 6:46 pm

CeltsfanSinceBirth wrote:
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Tatum is the homemade Mac and cheese, where you use 3 different types of cheese and have bits of bacon added in. And Jaylen is Kraft Dinner.


To be fair, Kraft Mac and cheese is super slept on. When I’m stoned, it always hits the spot.


It is neon orange, toxic sludge that probably glows in the dark. I bet you put ketchup in that thing too, huh?


Hell no.

Raisins.
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Post#23 » by Bohemian » Fri Nov 5, 2021 6:49 pm

These threads are funny. Why choose? They are both under contract. This season has been amazing for Jaylen (except for the ball handling) and a bad one for Jayson so far... but they will be perfect soon. No need to decide, really. Relax and enjoy. We just had two fantastic defensive efforts in Florida and the team seems to start to gel.

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Post#24 » by djFan71 » Fri Nov 5, 2021 6:50 pm

Brown has made great strides. His shooting still kinda boggles my mind. BBIQ is really the only thing holding him back. Not that he doesn't understand the game, per se, but I think it takes him a little longer to process things than it does Tatum. Both on team D and playmaking. That's the key separator to me - well, that and availability. So, I go Tatum.

If Jaylen ever closes the processing speed gap and can stay healthy, it gets real interesting. Those are just 2 hard things to really improve on, though.
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Post#25 » by CeltsfanSinceBirth » Fri Nov 5, 2021 6:52 pm

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CeltsfanSinceBirth wrote:
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To be fair, Kraft Mac and cheese is super slept on. When I’m stoned, it always hits the spot.


It is neon orange, toxic sludge that probably glows in the dark. I bet you put ketchup in that thing too, huh?


Hell no.

Raisins.


Wanna know what pairs well with raisins?

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Post#26 » by TommyPointGawd » Fri Nov 5, 2021 7:02 pm

Bohemian wrote:These threads are funny. Why choose? They are both under contract. This season has been amazing for Jaylen (except for the ball handling) and a bad one for Jayson so far... but they will be perfect soon. No need to decide, really. Relax and enjoy. We just had two fantastic defensive efforts in Florida and the team seems to start to gel.

Let´s go Celtics!


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Post#27 » by djFan71 » Fri Nov 5, 2021 8:32 pm

The Comedian wrote:What is this island you speak of? Chris Forsberg mentioned a Nesmith island earlier today, where could he have heard that term?

Best part, is there is no Nesmith Island. Everyone loves the dude. Not getting PT early in the season does not an island make. Nobody's out there saying he sucks and ganging up on the one person left defending him. He's just not getting run. Supporting the young guy who spaces the floor and has an infectious playing style, isn't going it alone, lol.
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Post#28 » by 31to6 » Fri Nov 5, 2021 9:15 pm

did I just **** read about raisins in Kraft mac and cheese where am I you monsters
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Post#29 » by jfs1000d » Fri Nov 5, 2021 9:20 pm

I love Brown.

But Tatum is the guy. Just god given length. Tatum is the only one on the team who you double team.


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Post#30 » by truth18 » Fri Nov 5, 2021 9:57 pm

31to6 wrote:did I just **** read about raisins in Kraft mac and cheese where am I you monsters


You know where you are rn.

jfs1000d wrote:I love Brown.

But Tatum is the guy. Just god given length. Tatum is the only one on the team who you double team.


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Post#31 » by The Comedian » Fri Nov 5, 2021 10:04 pm

31to6 wrote:did I just **** read about raisins in Kraft mac and cheese where am I you monsters


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Post#33 » by Curmudgeon » Fri Nov 5, 2021 10:24 pm

truth18 wrote:
31to6 wrote:did I just **** read about raisins in Kraft mac and cheese where am I you monsters


You know where you are rn.

jfs1000d wrote:I love Brown.

But Tatum is the guy. Just god given length. Tatum is the only one on the team who you double team.


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Excellent take.


My take is that Tatum doesn't make decisions quickly enough, so the double teams are effective. Tatum is still tricky dribbling when the second defender arrives. And more oftren than not he tries to bull his way through both of them.

They don't double team Kawhi, because by the time the second defender arrives, the play is over.
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Re: Brown/Tatum 

Post#34 » by Bad-Thoma » Sat Nov 6, 2021 12:35 am

The Comedian wrote:
CeltsfanSinceBirth wrote:
The Comedian wrote:
To be fair, Kraft Mac and cheese is super slept on. When I’m stoned, it always hits the spot.


It is neon orange, toxic sludge that probably glows in the dark. I bet you put ketchup in that thing too, huh?


Hell no.

Raisins.


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Post#35 » by SichtingLives » Sat Nov 6, 2021 12:50 am

I don't see a path to a ring with Tatum or Brown but the franchise and ownership aren't playing for rings. Can't spin this teams direction to the fanbase and media behind Jaylen as a #1 guy so Tatum it is.
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Post#36 » by 1st banana » Sat Nov 6, 2021 12:56 am

Fan me says I couldn’t choose between one of my sons like that I don’t want either gone.

General manager me says Tatum is better and seemingly less injury prone. Still love JB tho.

Also the raisins thing tho that’s just a weird joke you don’t really put raisins on Mac n cheese do you? I had a friend who put pepper on his Kraft which I thought even that was weird af.
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Post#37 » by The Comedian » Sat Nov 6, 2021 1:10 am

1st banana wrote:Fan me says I couldn’t choose between one of my sons like that I don’t want either gone.

General manager me says Tatum is better and seemingly less injury prone. Still love JB tho.

Also the raisins thing tho that’s just a weird joke you don’t really put raisins on Mac n cheese do you? I had a friend who put pepper on his Kraft which I thought even that was weird af.


No I don’t lol, it’s a long running joke between CFSB and myself. I hate mayonnaise, he loves it. And he hates raisins, and I love golden ones. But not in Mac and cheese lol, or in anything else.
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Post#38 » by TheMartian » Sat Nov 6, 2021 1:18 am

Tatum is still my guy. I just wish he grows out of that habit of sulking and complaining to the refs.

Love JB too, though.
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Post#39 » by 1st banana » Sat Nov 6, 2021 1:24 am

The Comedian wrote:
1st banana wrote:Fan me says I couldn’t choose between one of my sons like that I don’t want either gone.

General manager me says Tatum is better and seemingly less injury prone. Still love JB tho.

Also the raisins thing tho that’s just a weird joke you don’t really put raisins on Mac n cheese do you? I had a friend who put pepper on his Kraft which I thought even that was weird af.


No I don’t lol, it’s a long running joke between CFSB and myself. I hate mayonnaise, he loves it. And he hates raisins, and I love golden ones. But not in Mac and cheese lol, or in anything else.

God I hate both of those things lol. Mayo more so tho.

Just found out my favorite empanadas from Red Ribbon have always had raisins and I never even noticed and now they’re completely ruined.
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Post#40 » by zoyathedestroya » Sat Nov 6, 2021 1:37 am

The little guy!! Okungwu time!!

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