Donovan Mitchell Thread #5 - Don't worry, nothing happens in this one

[Jonathan2347]

Best news all day lol

I believe under cap rules, a team is only allowed to carry 3 max contracts. With Mitchell, they would have 3 - Mitchell, Brunson, and Randle. If they’re giving the max to RJ than most likely Randle will be shipped out.

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[thebuzzardman]

GreenArrow needed a cover story for waking up naked, hotel room ransacked, pockets of all pants turned inside out and a mango stuck in his ass.

[stuporman]

I see what the OP did with the title... pretty sneaky.

[TheGreenArrow]

Got Drunk for the first time last Friday Night !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m never drinking again dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Had my first hangover Saturday morning and had no recollection of what happened the night before!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don’t know how people do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait a second, is Greeny copping pleas about when he started preaching and speaking in tongues on here?

Was that the night all that nonsensical religious babble and ranting went down?

"had no recollection of what happened the night before"

Mmm-hmmm.

by TheGreenArrow » Fri Jul 15, 2022 11:26 pm

To be honest I didn’t know what hate felt like, not the hate that comes after love. It’s huge and desperate and it longs to be proved wrong. And every day it’s proved right it grows a little more monstrous. If the love was passion, the hate will be obsession. A need to see the once-loved weak and cowed beneath pity. Disgust is close and dignity is far away. The hate is not only for the once loved, it’s for yourself too; how could you ever have loved this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

» by TheGreenArrow » Fri Jul 15, 2022 11:53 pm

Sometimes, the price that you have to pay for your sanity is to say goodbye to an environment that hurts you frequently or periodically. Consistent hurts isn’t so good for your mental productivity and health generally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spoiler:

Wtf is that from????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[evevale]

Imagine getting blackout drunk in another country and wasting it posting on here

Like, the last thing I wanna do when I drink is spend time here.

hmm i dunno dotty

greeny being blackout drunk in thailand of all places is a pretty dangerous situation ...

Spoiler:

for the people of thailand

[thebuzzardman]

Best news all day lol

I believe under cap rules, a team is only allowed to carry 3 max contracts. With Mitchell, they would have 3 - Mitchell, Brunson, and Randle. If they’re giving the max to RJ than most likely Randle will be shipped out.

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That's an odd and interesting rule.

You'd think the size of the contracts makes it almost self limiting from the jump, but I guess there's a way if each player took the low end of the max, plus not be one of those vets making 90 million a year at 40 like Dame will.

[K_ick_God]

What's better, an unprotected pick or a lottery pick? What we should have done is kept Knox and Frank, then shipped them with Cam to Utah and tell Danny we're adding three guaranteed lottery picks to the trade.

[vallen]

Is Lian Yu a part of Thailand?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[thebuzzardman]

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[iLLmatic860]

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[bearadonisdna]

to 500 pages & beyond -



this is the last one i'm doing - i'm just trolling myself @ this point

Oh sht, I thought that 500 was a Knicks +DM win percentage projection while Utah over thinking they’re gonna get a mirror Gobert package.

[EnigmatiC]

I hate it here

[WargamesX]

5 thread and nothing has happened

[robillionaire]

Best news all day lol

I believe under cap rules, a team is only allowed to carry 3 max contracts. With Mitchell, they would have 3 - Mitchell, Brunson, and Randle. If they’re giving the max to RJ than most likely Randle will be shipped out.

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That's an odd and interesting rule.

You'd think the size of the contracts makes it almost self limiting from the jump, but I guess there's a way if each player took the low end of the max, plus not be one of those vets making 90 million a year at 40 like Dame will.

What does it even mean by max? Brunson could have signed for much more than the 104M and the max we could have offered was 131M

[bearadonisdna]

All of a sudden this Gobert package stuff starting to annoy me:
That was them,
That was for Gobert.
Good for you it shouldn’t have any bearing on this deal . If anything they peaked and should be expecting less not more.
Next year is when the that particular inflation may occur that teams may have surpass that deal . Not the next week or a month later or 1 deal later .
The market is cyclical and what goes up must come down .
Gobert was a nice haul but 18 and D still out there for 1 first rounder so Gobert package deez nuts.

[WargamesX]

I believe under cap rules, a team is only allowed to carry 3 max contracts. With Mitchell, they would have 3 - Mitchell, Brunson, and Randle. If they’re giving the max to RJ than most likely Randle will be shipped out.

Brunson and Randle aren't on max deals.

Pretty sure RJ ain’t getting one either

[stuporman]

We now have video of Ainge and Rose's meeting in LV...



...or it's GA hotel room in Thailand.

[Spree2Houston]

Rose is forcing Ainge to re-adjust the trade market value for All-stars back to normalcy lol

[god shammgod]

Best news all day lol

I believe under cap rules, a team is only allowed to carry 3 max contracts. With Mitchell, they would have 3 - Mitchell, Brunson, and Randle. If they’re giving the max to RJ than most likely Randle will be shipped out.

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That's an odd and interesting rule.

You'd think the size of the contracts makes it almost self limiting from the jump, but I guess there's a way if each player took the low end of the max, plus not be one of those vets making 90 million a year at 40 like Dame will.

neither brusnon or randle actually got maxes though

[Clyde_Style]

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